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Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 06:42 PM

OHB, you said this to me on ICQ before we started this OST:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally Spoken to Ugly Bastard on ICQ by a queer named, OneHugeBastard:
OHB: i'm not going to challenge you, but if you ever decide to challenge me, be prepared<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be prepared for what? Prepared for a good laugh? Prepared to see me whoop your ass 31-4 and 25-5?

Your "bashes" (and I use that term loosely), would be a lot better if you just took a bunch of heavy objects, dropped them on your keyboard, and clicked the "Submit" button. Honestly, your last "bash", I didn't even know what the hell you were saying. I had to read it three times through just to mildly comprehend what the fuck you were trying to say, and all I got was this:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard in his second bash:
There is no way in hell that you are gay!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why thank you OHB, I would take that as more of a compliment than anything else. At least you were telling the truth though, I'll give you that much.

You see OHB, in a bash, you are NOT supposed to compliment a person, and help them re-affirm their sexual beliefs. That was the most pathetic excuse for a "shit talk" I have ever witnessed.

I crafted a small chart to help us understand how much you suck:

Official Bash-O-Meter

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> 10
<LI> 9
<LI> 8
<LI> 7
<LI> 6
<LI> 5
<LI> 4
<LI> 3 UB's first two bashes. He manages to get a three without even thinking as he types.
<LI> 2
<LI> 1
<LI> 0
<LI> -1
<LI> -2
<LI> -3
<LI> -4
<LI> -5
<LI> -6
<LI> -7 OHB, most of your bashes rank right around here. I could just post nothing, and still whoop your ass.
<LI> -8
<LI> -9
<LI> -10[/list]
I hope that helps you see how horrible you are.

Now at this point in the game, I could very easily just click "Submit", let you post your sorry-ass response, and whoop your ass easily. But instead, I'm actually going to try this time. And now.....now, I dismantle.

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I would like to show the voters the way in which I coaxed you into doing this bash in the first place. The following exerp was taken from my ICQ history with Mr. OBH:

UB: if you don't challenge me in the next five minutes, i'm going to post shit in the elite forum about what a queer you are, and your vote will get shot down. now fucking challenge me if you think you're so good. i've got nothing to prove, you do. challenge bitch.
OHB: what do you mean about my vote?
UB: you've been nominated for the elite forum, your vote is 6-6 right now....if you don't do something to stand up for yourself, you're going to get voted down. so fucking challenge me.
OHB: so what do i need to get in?
UB: you need to fucking prove yourself....nobody is really convinced you deserve to be in, so challenge me, and prove yourself.
OHB: oh, ok.

I would like to say OBH, you have not been nominated in the Elite forum. All of what I said there was a bunch of bull-shit to get you to challenge me, I did this because I knew how much joy I would receive from destroying you.

But to be fair, I will admit that I did ask a few Elite Members over ICQ a few months ago, what they thought of you being in the Elite forum. Here are some of their responses that I have dug up:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: What do you think about OneHugeBastard possibly bein nominated in the Elite Forum?
Elite Member #1: Nah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: Hey what do you think of OHB's real name being in the elite forum?
Elite Member #2: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: do you think OneHugeBastard could cut it in the elite forum?
Elite Member #3: no, too gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: what'dya think about OHB in the elite forum?
Elite Member #4: fuck you for even thinking such a thing
UB: sorry<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OHB, I was hoping that you would actually do decently in this OST, because deep down inside; I think you're an alright guy, and I wouldn't even mind seeing you in the Elite Forum; but after this pathetic display you have put on for us here, I wouldn't count on that happening anytime soon.

Check-mate.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 06:42 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	OHB, you said this to me on ICQ before we started this OST: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Spoken to Ugly Bastard on ICQ by a queer named, OneHugeBastard: OHB: i'm not going to challenge you, but if you ever decide to challenge me, be prepared<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Be prepared for what? Prepared for a good laugh? Prepared to see me whoop your ass 31-4 and 25-5? Your "bashes" (and I use that term loosely), would be a lot better if you just took a bunch of heavy objects, dropped them on your keyboard, and clicked the "Submit" button. Honestly, your last "bash", I didn't even know what the hell you were saying. I had to read it three times through just to mildly comprehend what the fuck you were trying to say, and all I got was this: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard in his second bash: There is no way in hell that you are gay!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why thank you OHB, I would take that as more of a compliment than anything else. At least you were telling the truth though, I'll give you that much. You see OHB, in a bash, you are NOT supposed to compliment a person, and help them re-affirm their sexual beliefs. That was the most pathetic excuse for a "shit talk" I have ever witnessed. I crafted a small chart to help us understand how much you suck: Official Bash-O-Meter <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI> 10 <LI> 9 <LI> 8 <LI> 7 <LI> 6 <LI> 5 <LI> 4 <LI> 3 UB's first two bashes. He manages to get a three without even thinking as he types. <LI> 2 <LI> 1 <LI> 0 <LI> -1 <LI> -2 <LI> -3 <LI> -4 <LI> -5 <LI> -6 <LI> -7 OHB, most of your bashes rank right around here. I could just post nothing, and still whoop your ass. <LI> -8 <LI> -9 <LI> -10[/list] I hope that helps you see how horrible you are. Now at this point in the game, I could very easily just click "Submit", let you post your sorry-ass response, and whoop your ass easily. But instead, I'm actually going to try this time. And now.....now, I dismantle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I would like to show the voters the way in which I coaxed you into doing this bash in the first place. The following exerp was taken from my ICQ history with Mr. OBH: UB: if you don't challenge me in the next five minutes, i'm going to post shit in the elite forum about what a queer you are, and your vote will get shot down. now fucking challenge me if you think you're so good. i've got nothing to prove, you do. challenge bitch. OHB: what do you mean about my vote? UB: you've been nominated for the elite forum, your vote is 6-6 right now....if you don't do something to stand up for yourself, you're going to get voted down. so fucking challenge me. OHB: so what do i need to get in? UB: you need to fucking prove yourself....nobody is really convinced you deserve to be in, so challenge me, and prove yourself. OHB: oh, ok. I would like to say OBH, you have not been nominated in the Elite forum. All of what I said there was a bunch of bull-shit to get you to challenge me, I did this because I knew how much joy I would receive from destroying you. But to be fair, I will admit that I did ask a few Elite Members over ICQ a few months ago, what they thought of you being in the Elite forum. Here are some of their responses that I have dug up: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: What do you think about OneHugeBastard possibly bein nominated in the Elite Forum? Elite Member #1: Nah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: Hey what do you think of OHB's real name being in the elite forum? Elite Member #2: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: do you think OneHugeBastard could cut it in the elite forum? Elite Member #3: no, too gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: what'dya think about OHB in the elite forum? Elite Member #4: fuck you for even thinking such a thing UB: sorry<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OHB, I was hoping that you would actually do decently in this OST, because deep down inside; I think you're an alright guy, and I wouldn't even mind seeing you in the Elite Forum; but after this pathetic display you have put on for us here, I wouldn't count on that happening anytime soon. Check-mate. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]