You know what the creepiest shit on Earth is? How when somebody tells you a baby was just born, they say it like this: "Oh, Dawn had her baby- James David- 6 lb 3oz 17 1/2 in" like you're gonna buy the motherfucker to eat or complete your lawn. Besides that, it's not like a filet mignon is the BIGGEST cut of steak, it's just the best. When I eat baby I look for tenderness, enthusiasm, and well-developed calves before I put it in the blender. This went south quickly.
And I realize no one would name their baby something as "unoriginal" as James David in this era, but that's another rant.
[ December 11, 2005, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: PassingFad ]
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