Thread: New Rules for Life
View Single Post
Unread 10-23-2005, 12:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
ItsPaff
Member
 
ItsPaff's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Bloomington
Posts: 33
Internets: 10
ItsPaff is on a distinguished road
Send a message via AIM to ItsPaff
Post
Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Re: Rule #2

You know that wasn't a real finger, and that the woman staged it to try to win a lawsuit, right?

-UB
You know it happened twice right??

Once where the whore staged it and once where they found the guy missing the finger.
Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows
ItsPaff is offline   Reply With Quote