View Single Post
Old 04-24-2006, 03:36 PM   #513 (permalink)
Orgazmo
Why a derp?
 
Orgazmo's Avatar
 
Simon Champion YetiSports 4 - Albatross Overload Champion
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Indiana
Posts: 13,859
Internets: 107364
Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute Orgazmo has a reputation beyond repute

Send a message via ICQ to Orgazmo Send a message via AIM to Orgazmo Send a message via Yahoo to Orgazmo
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ninjaface
Inmate Letters

I think Nubblies should choose and collectively write a letter to one of these inmates.
That was a great website. I'm just not sure who the letters should go to, though.

In other news, read about other people's problems (probably mostly fake...but still hilarious) at teenhealthfx.com.

A few gems I've run into thus far:

Quote:
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I am 14 years old and I am a male. I have a problem - I think I have a penis but I have boobs. I don't know what I am. Do I need help? My Dad says I am a guy but my Mom says I am a female. What one am I?!

Signed: Confused Gender



Dear Confused Gender,

TeenHealthFX agrees that this is a confusing situation.
Quote:
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I'm a fifteen-year-old male and I was wondering if it was okay to have sex with my brother, who's half my age. I heard somewhere that was called incest, but he's just so adorable, I can't resist. Please help!

Signed: Sex With Brother

Dear Sex With Brother,

It is absolutely not okay to engage in sexual acts with your younger brother.
Quote:
Dear TeenHealthFX,

I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?

Signed: Sex With A Tree


Dear Sex With A Tree,

Sexual pleasures and gratification derived from unusual sources are commonly referred to as Philias. Sexual pleasure from a tree is sometimes called arborphilia.

TeenHealthFX would like to?????...never mind.

Signed: TeenHealthFX
Quote:
Dear TeenHealthFX,
My boyfriend told me about a study that women who ingest semen have a lower risk of breast cancer. I have never heard this. Has there ever been that type of study done?
Signed: "Semen Prevents Breast Cancer" - No Way!

Last edited by Orgazmo; 04-24-2006 at 03:43 PM.
Orgazmo is offline   Reply With Quote