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Originally Posted by ninjaface
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"Two Christmases ago my parents, my ex-boyfriend, and our dogs travelled to Canada to spend Christmas with my grandmother. A few days after we got there one of our dogs was acting slightly ill, having intestinal problems. We took her to the vet on Christmas Eve and he said she had ingested a small amount of poison.
The vet gave her some vitamins and told us she should be fine. That night, at midnight, she bled to death out of every orifice. "
Entitled "Our dog died under the Xmas tree". I'm sorry, but the orifice part made me cry laughing...
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Edit: I'm reading more...lots of suicides around the holidays...
"The excitement was great on Christmas Eve, as this was payday and bonus day. When we came to work, the management gathered all the day and night shift workers together. Everyone seemed so happy -- so this was what the holidays were about.
The announcement came across the loudspeaker. There was to be no bonus and we were all laid off. Some people cursed, most were just shocked.
There were grown men crying. Then we were told not to all cash our checks at once because some of them might bounce. "
Maybe I'm just up too late, but I can't stop laughing right now. Each one is funnier than the last... The misery of others really does make me feel better!