The thing i'm finding lately is that a lot of women (mostly women) who haven't had facebook or didn't have it in college, and a lot of them who either dropped out or never went to college, and are now married and have kids, are JUST NOW finding out/signing on to facebook and having a hayday. Take my dumbass sister for example. She's turned into everything I hate about facebook...just got it a few months ago, and has posted nothing but my nephew (her son) in her default picture. Listen, idiot, nobody cares about your kid as much as you. NOBODY CARES. Girls (although guys do it to) also love posting statuses that make them sound important.
"_____is working all weekend makin that scrilla!!" - too bad you work at a restaurant serving people their food.
"_____'s son is finally asleep...now Mommy can do some work!" - your "work" consists of being a stay at home mom and doing a minimum of typing out some emails and watching daytime television"
"______ “Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.”" - fucking pukefest. you aren't "running wild", bitch, you're just high maintenance and nobody wants to date you because of it.
"_______ OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST MY CELL PHONE/GOT MY CELL PHONE STOLEN/DROPPED IT IN THE TOILET" - Idiot.
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