Tomorrow morning I'm going with a bunch of people to a little southwest of where i live to attend the
Boryeong Mud Festival - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. There are about 75-100,000 expats living in Korea, and I have no doubt a large portion of them will be there this weekend (it goes on next weekend too, but far less people.) Its basically a beach, where they bring in a fuckton of mud from the local mudflats, and its a gigantic festival with all sorts of attractions and shit and Westerners mainly go to get wasted. An informational video, you ask? why of course!
Cheesy music.
Anyways, it should be pretty fun. I have absolutely no idea what to expect, it will be by far the most chaos I have experienced not only since I have been here, but probably since a college spring break...which is why i'm kind of apprehensive. There will also be a large presence of American GI's there, so hopefully everybody just has a good time and doesn't do anything stupid. As of now I just have a bus ticket and a "pension" (kind of like a hostel except no beds and everybody just sleeps on the floors) space, although I wouldn't put it past me sleeping on the beach.
As for hookups, I know a few hotties going but with the overwhelming amount of eligible bachelors in Korea vs. all the fat crazy and ugly bitches, on top of being covered in mud most of the weekend, i'm guessing the mood and chances won't be that conducive to sex...for anybody who doesn't have access to a shower and a room thats not full of other people. So whatever, i'm just gonna go get wasted (which i haven't been doing a lot of really) and have a bunch of fun.
Only part that will suck is going to be the ridiculous amount of fat bitches in bikinis i'm going to have to see....
But who knows, maybe i'll see
Miss America 2004 there?
I'll post an update when I get back.