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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard
Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?
SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.
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This is one of the few things I've read on the internet that actually made me laugh out loud in real life.
On that note, I once did something similar to Orgazmo, in that I sharted while taking a piss in some bushes. It's funny how your first reaction is to completely freeze and stand there for about 5-10 seconds as though not moving will magically make it disappear. After reality set in, I tried to clean up with a handful of reed-like grass. Didn't work so well. At this point, I had no choice but to throw my boxers into the creek next to me and tell my friend that he needed to drive me home immediately. I proceeded to put my shirt on his seat, and semi-hovered over it for the entire 15 minute ride home. He, of course, found this incident hilarious. Fortunately, he's been a good enough friend to have kept it a secret (that I know of).