12-24-2009, 10:17 AM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard
Ignore everything I've ever said to you, but heed this: be deliberate about getting a dog. Do you plan on staying in the same place for a decade+? If so, perhaps a dog is an okay idea for you. Do you plan on traveling, moving and being "free-spirited"? If so, do not, under any circumstances, acquire a pet.
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Very true, which makes Orgazmo the ideal pet owner as he hardly leaves the house for more than a couple hours.
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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