I was given a front-row seat to an actual feline battle once, two street cats. The noises those animals were making were crazy, I had never heard that before. One cat eventually got the upper hand and mortally wounded the other one. The victor walked away while the less fortunate half of the conflict bled to death in front of me on the sidewalk.
In related news, I'm thinking about starting a squirrel breeding program with the intent to breed docile squirrels as pets. Anybody want to invest? We'll probably need to put in at least 20 years of breeding before we get any luck, but just think of the payoff!
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