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Combat Chuck · 10-30-2002, 12:51 PM

Alright, I'm sure many of you have already heard of this online (or, if you live in Chicago, newsstand paper) newspaper, but that Maddox site reminded me alot of The Onion, except that the Onion does it with more style.

Almost everything in the site is fucking hilarious, and definitely worth your time.
www.theonion.com

10-30-2002, 06:43 PM

Yes, the onion is the classic comedy good for at least a weekly read. Amazing site with amazing stories.

Combat Chuck · 10-31-2002, 01:06 AM

Yeah, and the cool thing is, in this month's upcoming newspaper, me and wintergrey sort of collaborated and made our own fake article for the Warsaw Tiger Tracks. Besides a few other articles, it's the only thing worth reading in the rag.

Combat Chuck · 11-01-2002, 09:41 PM

Here's a short article from the newest Onion.

Daytime-Talk-Show Mixup Leads To 1,000-Pound-Man Makeover
NEW YORK—In a mix-up Ricki Lake producers called "deeply regrettable," 1,000-pound Willard Hoskins, 37, was removed from his Paramus, NJ, home by forklift and transported to the posh Richard Stein Salon on Madison Avenue for a thorough beauty makeover Monday. "Let's see Willard's stunning new look!" Lake told the studio audience as Hoskins was wheeled out in a sequined black garment made from two king-size bed sheets to the accompaniment of throbbing disco music. "Wow, you look great!" The episode is believed to be daytime television's worst mix-up since Maury Povich sent a group of disfigured children to boot camp in 1999.

HAH! There's also a fake headline that reads:

"Mudslide Kind Of Fun Until The Dying Part"
and also..."Phone Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 cents a Minute"....makes me laugh so much.

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2010, 11:36 PM

Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Ever | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Ugly Bastard · 04-18-2010, 11:56 PM

Not funny.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-19-2010, 07:20 AM

Mr. Blonde · 04-20-2010, 02:10 AM

yeah it's pretty much THE WORST ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN!

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-29-2010, 07:04 PM

Pickup Truck Stoled | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Mr. Blonde · 05-14-2010, 10:04 AM

Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Orgazmo · 10-12-2010, 12:53 PM

YouTube

Mr. Blonde · 12-22-2010, 10:02 AM

Repeal Of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Paves Way For Gay Sex Right On Battlefield, Opponents Fantasize | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Quote:

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), one of many conservative politicians who staunchly oppose the change. "If this is repealed, what's to stop all-night sex romps from breaking out while U.S. servicemen are hiding in a bunker, or crawling around an irrigation ditch bathed only by the light of the moon, or, say, the dozens of other situations I've already thought through in elaborate detail?"

Mr. Blonde · 02-25-2011, 08:14 AM

NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Quote:

"Gotta give Him credit, though, God was defiant right up until the end. Scrappy bastard spit right in my face just before I pulled the trigger," added Sullivan, smiling.

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2011, 07:03 PM

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

Ironic Mustache · 04-12-2011, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | Onion News Network

Im taking a psych of women class with a forum I'm supposed to have a certain amount of posts per week in. I'm definitely posting this with that just right touch of ambiguous outrage that I've perfected over the course of this semester.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2011, 12:10 AM

Does the public have access to the forum?

Ironic Mustache · 04-13-2011, 01:33 AM

No, I have to sign in with my student ID.

Saint DH · 04-13-2011, 10:38 AM

Can we have your student ID?

Ironic Mustache · 04-13-2011, 10:05 PM

No because you dicks will sign in and make me look like I don't respect bitches.

Orgazmo · 04-13-2011, 10:47 PM

We just want to watch.

Honest.

Mr. Blonde · 04-13-2011, 10:57 PM

Can you at least post screen shots? I would like to wreak havoc playing devils advocate in a class like that.

Post this too and start a discussion about the standards they should use to prosecute men accused of rape; http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2...702/304130047/

Ironic Mustache · 04-14-2011, 11:40 AM

I have to pretend to be pro-woman in my posts so I'm not sure how I'd spin the rape thing. They get crazy when the r word is mentioned. I'll get around to posting about the other one later and cut and past the responses here.

Mr. Blonde · 04-14-2011, 06:54 PM

I don't get it, if you dissent at all or show another opinion you get a bad grade? That sounds like bullshit to me..

Saint DH · 04-14-2011, 07:13 PM

Sounds like a liberal arts college course to me.

Ironic Mustache · 04-14-2011, 10:11 PM

No, it's not so much about dissenting and getting a bad grade as it about a complete waste of my time. I realize that you're all about fruitless diatribes, but id rather do without the nonsense.

10-30-2002, 06:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, the onion is the classic comedy good for at least a weekly read. Amazing site with amazing stories.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

04-18-2010, 11:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Ever \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-19-2010, 07:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	nope
	#YOLO

04-20-2010, 02:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	yeah it's pretty much THE WORST ARTICLE EVER WRITTEN!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-14-2010, 10:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-30-2002, 12:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Alright, I'm sure many of you have already heard of this online (or, if you live in Chicago, newsstand paper) newspaper, but that Maddox site reminded me alot of The Onion, except that the Onion does it with more style. Almost everything in the site is fucking hilarious, and definitely worth your time. www.theonion.com

10-31-2002, 01:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yeah, and the cool thing is, in this month's upcoming newspaper, me and wintergrey sort of collaborated and made our own fake article for the Warsaw Tiger Tracks. Besides a few other articles, it's the only thing worth reading in the rag.

11-01-2002, 09:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Here's a short article from the newest Onion. Daytime-Talk-Show Mixup Leads To 1,000-Pound-Man Makeover NEW YORK—In a mix-up Ricki Lake producers called "deeply regrettable," 1,000-pound Willard Hoskins, 37, was removed from his Paramus, NJ, home by forklift and transported to the posh Richard Stein Salon on Madison Avenue for a thorough beauty makeover Monday. "Let's see Willard's stunning new look!" Lake told the studio audience as Hoskins was wheeled out in a sequined black garment made from two king-size bed sheets to the accompaniment of throbbing disco music. "Wow, you look great!" The episode is believed to be daytime television's worst mix-up since Maury Povich sent a group of disfigured children to boot camp in 1999. HAH! There's also a fake headline that reads: "Mudslide Kind Of Fun Until The Dying Part" and also..."Phone Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 cents a Minute"....makes me laugh so much.

04-18-2010, 11:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Not funny.

04-29-2010, 07:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Pickup Truck Stoled \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source

04-12-2011, 07:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source \| Onion News Network

04-13-2011, 12:10 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Does the public have access to the forum?

04-13-2011, 01:33 AM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No, I have to sign in with my student ID.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-13-2011, 10:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Can we have your student ID?

04-13-2011, 10:05 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No because you dicks will sign in and make me look like I don't respect bitches.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-13-2011, 10:47 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	We just want to watch. Honest.

04-13-2011, 10:57 PM	#21 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Can you at least post screen shots? I would like to wreak havoc playing devils advocate in a class like that. Post this too and start a discussion about the standards they should use to prosecute men accused of rape; http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2...702/304130047/

04-14-2011, 11:40 AM	#22 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I have to pretend to be pro-woman in my posts so I'm not sure how I'd spin the rape thing. They get crazy when the r word is mentioned. I'll get around to posting about the other one later and cut and past the responses here.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-14-2011, 06:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I don't get it, if you dissent at all or show another opinion you get a bad grade? That sounds like bullshit to me..

04-14-2011, 07:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Sounds like a liberal arts college course to me.

04-14-2011, 10:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No, it's not so much about dissenting and getting a bad grade as it about a complete waste of my time. I realize that you're all about fruitless diatribes, but id rather do without the nonsense.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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