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Titan · 08-14-2003, 11:02 PM

Well, let's go ahead and run this up the flag pole and see if anybody solutes it.

By the by, thanks to 'Gaz, UB, and 'Gina and whoever else said this phrase all the time, without this phrase, this poem wouldn't have happened.

I was walking back to my dorm on a day last year and started thinking of many things I'm not a fan of... and so it went:

*Ehem*

Not a Big Fan

not a big fan of hippies
all they do is enjoy life on drugs
not a big fan of ravers
they have to take ecstasy in order to give hugs
not a big fan of punkers
they really need to find something better to do
not a big fan of most
probably not a big fan of you

not a big fan of artists
they try just a little too hard
not a big fan of musicians
they take oppurtunity a little too far
not a big fan of actors
their insecurity bothers me
not a big fan of you
you're probably not a big fan of me

not a big fan of drunkards
holy shit are they annoying
not a big fan of preps
again with the insecurity
not a big fan of those who put others down
they pretty much just suck
you're not a big fan of me?
what the fuck?

not a big fan of racists
they have ugly narrow eyes
not a big fan of whores
enticing with the thighs
not a big fan of bullies
again, seriously with the insecurity, get over it
not a big fan at all
and you can quote me on it

not a big fan of jealousy
man that fucks me up
not a big fan of paranoia
man, that really fucks me up
not a big fan of any version of fear
seriously, it all just fucking sucks
not a big fan of being alone
stupid feeling, keeps you up

not a big fan of specific people
who annoy the piss out of me
not a big fan of buildings with steeples
holding too many unwatered seeds
not a big fan of those who can't see
two feet in front of their own two feet
not a big fan of stereotypes
and they're not a big fan of me

[ August 14, 2003, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

the_butcher · 08-15-2003, 01:10 AM

Wow, I'll tell you what. I AM a fan of that poem.

Pliedes · 08-15-2003, 01:17 AM

I've heard it a few times before. I can't wait to hear it read aloud (in front of a group of hippies *wink*).

Alpha · 08-15-2003, 01:47 AM

Though it discretely hurts me, I like it. Nothing wrong with not being a big fan of most of that stuff.

Pliedes · 08-15-2003, 03:05 AM

Alpha, I see it a little different way; it's not about a specific stereotypes, it's just about stereotypes in general.

Ugly Bastard · 08-15-2003, 09:40 AM

That's a good poem, Titan. You see, that's the type of "poem" I don't mind reading. But as soon as one of you starts writing these cry-baby pussy poems about your girfriend of two weeks breaking up with you, I'm throwing this forum in the trash can of my mind.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 08-15-2003, 05:38 PM

Here's my poem. I hope you guys like it. It's about one of my girlfriends.

Oh damn, my girlfriend just dumped me
This sucks, we had only gone out for two weeks
I hate life because she just dumped me
I'd give upwards of a dollar just to hear her voice speaaaaaaaak...
Sexhorse.

Ugly Bastard · 08-15-2003, 06:15 PM

Hehe...

God bless.

-Ugly Bastard

silver and cold · 08-16-2003, 02:01 AM

I wish i could get away,
Leave this place i'm in,
it hurts to much to stay,
i'll never come back again,

with the barrel to my head,
i take that last breath,
would you miss me when im dead,
would u care about my death,

Well, atleast its not all mushy-gushy.

Titan · 08-16-2003, 04:25 AM

Hey this isn't the poem thread, make your own.
SWASTIKA!

silver and cold · 08-16-2003, 05:03 PM

OH chill!

tonguegina · 08-16-2003, 05:09 PM

Hahaha...once again, Titan. Our minds were on the same track.

Yeah, but I really, really enjoyed the poem. I could actually hear your voice as I read it...you know? Envision you just saying it to me. It was supurb.

tonguegina · 08-16-2003, 05:10 PM

You guys know what I heard? I heard that right now, Titan and Pliedes are at Purdue having mad, pirate, anal sex.

Stop fucking with me, fucking maggots.

[ August 16, 2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Pliedes · 08-16-2003, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tonguegina:

Hahaha...once again Titan I have managed to prove how much of a homosexual I am, by committing the forbidden anti-heterosexual act.

No, not just butt-sex, crazy, wild butt-sex... hmmmm... butt-sex... I could go for a nice warm, wet juicy round of anal raping right now... any takers?

Oh, I'm sorry, I was trying to make a point... I'm a dirty herpes-ridden ass-jockey who likes to pick up drag queens on my way to the wonderfully gay state of DOUBLE POSTING.

Seriously, who on Earth would actually think you said this? Everyone knows it's just the prank you pull when someone double-posts, big whoop.

[ August 16, 2003, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

tonguegina · 08-16-2003, 05:53 PM

I like how you try to make it look like you're quoting me...too bad it didn't work. You can't re-word a quote dumb ass.

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
I like gay butt sex. I like gay butt sex. Hahaha. I wish I were a pirate.

[ August 16, 2003, 03:56 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Pliedes · 08-16-2003, 05:58 PM

That was the original double-post re-write before it was edited.

tonguegina · 08-17-2003, 01:48 AM

Odd, since I didn't double post. Could it maybe have been the work of the same dick riders that posted as me in the other thread?...Could be...

Titan · 08-17-2003, 01:48 PM

If you didn't double-post, then why are there two of your posts together?

08-14-2003, 11:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Well, let's go ahead and run this up the flag pole and see if anybody solutes it. By the by, thanks to 'Gaz, UB, and 'Gina and whoever else said this phrase all the time, without this phrase, this poem wouldn't have happened. I was walking back to my dorm on a day last year and started thinking of many things I'm not a fan of... and so it went: Ehem Not a Big Fan not a big fan of hippies all they do is enjoy life on drugs not a big fan of ravers they have to take ecstasy in order to give hugs not a big fan of punkers they really need to find something better to do not a big fan of most probably not a big fan of you not a big fan of artists they try just a little too hard not a big fan of musicians they take oppurtunity a little too far not a big fan of actors their insecurity bothers me not a big fan of you you're probably not a big fan of me not a big fan of drunkards holy shit are they annoying not a big fan of preps again with the insecurity not a big fan of those who put others down they pretty much just suck you're not a big fan of me? what the fuck? not a big fan of racists they have ugly narrow eyes not a big fan of whores enticing with the thighs not a big fan of bullies again, seriously with the insecurity, get over it not a big fan at all and you can quote me on it not a big fan of jealousy man that fucks me up not a big fan of paranoia man, that really fucks me up not a big fan of any version of fear seriously, it all just fucking sucks not a big fan of being alone stupid feeling, keeps you up not a big fan of specific people who annoy the piss out of me not a big fan of buildings with steeples holding too many unwatered seeds not a big fan of those who can't see two feet in front of their own two feet not a big fan of stereotypes and they're not a big fan of me [ August 14, 2003, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-15-2003, 01:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	Wow, I'll tell you what. I AM a fan of that poem.
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

08-15-2003, 01:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Though it discretely hurts me, I like it. Nothing wrong with not being a big fan of most of that stuff.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

08-16-2003, 02:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	I wish i could get away, Leave this place i'm in, it hurts to much to stay, i'll never come back again, with the barrel to my head, i take that last breath, would you miss me when im dead, would u care about my death, Well, atleast its not all mushy-gushy.
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-16-2003, 04:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Hey this isn't the poem thread, make your own. SWASTIKA!
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-15-2003, 01:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I've heard it a few times before. I can't wait to hear it read aloud (in front of a group of hippies wink).

08-15-2003, 03:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Alpha, I see it a little different way; it's not about a specific stereotypes, it's just about stereotypes in general.

08-15-2003, 09:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's a good poem, Titan. You see, that's the type of "poem" I don't mind reading. But as soon as one of you starts writing these cry-baby pussy poems about your girfriend of two weeks breaking up with you, I'm throwing this forum in the trash can of my mind. -Ugly Bastard

08-15-2003, 05:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Here's my poem. I hope you guys like it. It's about one of my girlfriends. Oh damn, my girlfriend just dumped me This sucks, we had only gone out for two weeks I hate life because she just dumped me I'd give upwards of a dollar just to hear her voice speaaaaaaaak... Sexhorse.

08-15-2003, 06:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Hehe... God bless. -Ugly Bastard

08-16-2003, 05:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	OH chill!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

08-16-2003, 05:09 PM	#12 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Hahaha...once again, Titan. Our minds were on the same track. Yeah, but I really, really enjoyed the poem. I could actually hear your voice as I read it...you know? Envision you just saying it to me. It was supurb.

08-16-2003, 05:10 PM	#13 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	You guys know what I heard? I heard that right now, Titan and Pliedes are at Purdue having mad, pirate, anal sex. Stop fucking with me, fucking maggots. [ August 16, 2003, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

08-16-2003, 05:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	That was the original double-post re-write before it was edited.

08-17-2003, 01:48 AM	#17 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Odd, since I didn't double post. Could it maybe have been the work of the same dick riders that posted as me in the other thread?...Could be...

08-17-2003, 01:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	If you didn't double-post, then why are there two of your posts together?
	I do what the fuck I want.

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