A haiku is a poem with 3 lines. 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last line. The point of a haiku is to say as much as possible with few words (and/or syllables). That being said:

11.14.01.01
Don't show up again
Bolted the door when you left
Window glass broken

11.14.01.02
Cold hands on his neck
Why can't he breathe through the trees?
Respirator gone

Slow down one second.
So what are you afriad of?
Having emotion?

Why did he do this?
Can't handle the pain inside.
Heart smashed on the floor.

Locked from the outside
The blood trail leads to his door
Won't let himself out

[ August 15, 2003, 01:39 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

What's so confusing?
Am I not just everything
Why am I like this?

Why do you smell bad?
Is their meat in your pocket?
You fucking dumbass.

Titanic penis
Hung between my legs like rope
A huge fucking rope

A rope for pirates
Swing around and juice the ship
Juice each other too

So madly in love
Yet so torn apart by you
Till there is none left

So many paths ahead
only one path behind
where am I going?

The Pirates? Well hung.
Ninjas blush with jealousy
Cocks that poke out eyes

Hypnotized by him
Trying to revive myself
Someone wake me up

Pirate = gay cock-suck
Pork each other day and night
Stupid pirate fags

You suck cock? Ninja.
Lube assholes for fun? Ninja.
Asspounder? Ninja.

Swimming in semen
Pirate thrills on the high sea
Choking on man-seed

Cleanse your shitty dick
Hows does it feel to have AIDS?
Cocktouching ninjas

Who the fuck were they?
Those pirates fuck eachother.
Disturbing.

Cock gobbling pirate;
gay party boats not enough?
Try San Francisco.

Doesn't make much sense
Why in the Haiku Corner?
Bad syllable scheme

Ninjas might be gay.
Pirates might also be gay.
I am not a fan.

Schroeders might be gay.
Or Schroeders might not be gay.
But "Schroeder" is gay.

Gay robot you say?
But how is this possible?
He enjoys the cock.

Greets fellow robots,
Bends over and starts to hump.
Fucking robot fag.

[ August 16, 2003, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Here is one I had to do for 9th grade english in 2 minutes from a random object the teacher picked out. Mind you this was a few years ago. She happened to pick for me a Stuffed Snowman with a rather intimidating look on it's stuffed little face.
________________
Evil voodoo snowman;
poke and prod with evil intent;
I hope you hurt much.

trepidation kills
false panic surrounds the town
giant cock wrecks stuff

great thread nearly dead
best member attempts rebirth
i think i can fly

not a word to say
can't think for the life of me
guess I'll be silent