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Pliedes · 10-14-2003, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrassMonkees:
no, she's a cheerleader. See what you guys don't realize is...girls that go to IWU want husbands. They will do a lot to get a husband too, like laundry

...or go for foreigners...

[ October 13, 2003, 10:05 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

VOL · 10-14-2003, 01:16 AM

to get a green card for them

BrassMonkees · 10-14-2003, 02:44 AM

either way, i don't have to do laundry

Orgazmo · 10-14-2003, 02:53 AM

Whether or not you have to do laundry isn't important. The real question is...do you have to masturbate?

BrassMonkees · 10-14-2003, 03:07 AM

wow...i can't believe i forgot about that. i guess being at a christian school has ridden my mind of all impurities. kidding of course...

I'll just take it a step at a time. Chances are this is the girl i'll be spending the rest of my life with...once again kidding.

Thomas Gander · 10-14-2003, 03:40 PM

To get with you BrassMonkees, this girl must be one fatass piece of shit. Just from hearing what you say on this message board, i can tell that you're a fucknut.

Rubber Ducky · 10-14-2003, 03:57 PM

Quack.

Niger Angelus · 10-14-2003, 08:45 PM

So what I am getting from this is:
She is Fat
She is a mexican
She wants to marry you to become legal and then divorce you, take half your shit, and marry her husband from Mexico so they can be legal.
She scoped you out from across the sidewalk and knew you would take any ass you could find.
She likes to sniff your tighty whitey's.

BrassMonkees · 10-14-2003, 09:34 PM

you misread something niger, cuz i'm the foreigner...

VOL · 10-15-2003, 11:12 PM

but Alaskans are not foreign

Alpha · 10-16-2003, 01:42 AM

I'm from Alaska.

Pliedes · 10-17-2003, 01:29 PM

Bullshit. And I'm from Seattle.

shock'n y'all · 10-17-2003, 04:06 PM

amen to that
when my girlfriend called, i told her that my friend was here (when he wasnt) and i needed to go b/c we were gonna go bowling w/ some other friends. i lied to her just so i didnt have to talk to her. i still kinda feel bad about it.

VOL · 10-17-2003, 04:27 PM

I hope that made you feel good to get that out there moron.

Combat Chuck · 10-18-2003, 08:54 PM

Dude, the guy did exactly what this thread entailed. He confessed something small that he did that day.

It's more than you've ever done.

VOL · 10-18-2003, 09:03 PM

WRONG. I have released my inner thoughts

Combat Chuck · 10-18-2003, 09:41 PM

Small Confession of the Day

I'm going to cut VOL and his future offspring. With alot of different paraphernelia. It all depends on what kind of mood I'm in.

[ October 18, 2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

victim · 10-22-2003, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
WRONG. I have released my inner thoughts

And that's it, then? That's sad, that besides from the occaisonal visit from your dad's penis, you must be pretty empty inside.

Small confession of the Day
I suggested that Vol's dad is a incestual homosexual without any true proof... I should leave Vol's dad alone, I'm sure the poor man must have suffered enough.

Alpha · 10-23-2003, 01:18 AM

Small Confession Of The Day

I'm giving a to much thought about wanting to cheat on my girlfriend.

Pliedes · 10-23-2003, 04:45 PM

Small Confession Of The Day
I masturbated on a bulbus desk lamp.

sim_flex_x · 10-27-2003, 01:26 PM

Small Confession of the day
I broke my friend's desk and she'll probably have to pay for it at the end of the year.

Titan · 10-27-2003, 04:22 PM

Small Confession of the Day 10.27.03

I peed on my roommate's bedsheets.
All of them.
And mine.
And everyone else's.
And the bed itself.
And the floor.
And the closet.
And everywhere else.
He has to sleep in my urine.

Rubber Ducky · 10-27-2003, 07:19 PM

Quack.

Alpha · 10-27-2003, 08:52 PM

I am Rubber Ducky.

Pliedes · 10-27-2003, 09:22 PM

You bastard.

10-14-2003, 01:16 AM	#52 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	to get a green card for them
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-14-2003, 02:44 AM	#53 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	either way, i don't have to do laundry
	neither here nor there...

10-14-2003, 03:07 AM	#55 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	wow...i can't believe i forgot about that. i guess being at a christian school has ridden my mind of all impurities. kidding of course... I'll just take it a step at a time. Chances are this is the girl i'll be spending the rest of my life with...once again kidding.
	neither here nor there...

10-14-2003, 08:45 PM	#58 (permalink)
Niger Angelus It's in the breeze... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,691 Internets: -26	So what I am getting from this is: She is Fat She is a mexican She wants to marry you to become legal and then divorce you, take half your shit, and marry her husband from Mexico so they can be legal. She scoped you out from across the sidewalk and knew you would take any ass you could find. She likes to sniff your tighty whitey's.
	the composer just went deaf. the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote?

10-14-2003, 09:34 PM	#59 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	you misread something niger, cuz i'm the foreigner...
	neither here nor there...

10-14-2003, 02:53 AM	#54 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	Whether or not you have to do laundry isn't important. The real question is...do you have to masturbate?

10-14-2003, 03:40 PM	#56 (permalink)
Thomas Gander Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: India Posts: 48 Internets: 10	To get with you BrassMonkees, this girl must be one fatass piece of shit. Just from hearing what you say on this message board, i can tell that you're a fucknut.

10-14-2003, 03:57 PM	#57 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-15-2003, 11:12 PM	#60 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	but Alaskans are not foreign
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-16-2003, 01:42 AM	#61 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'm from Alaska.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-17-2003, 01:29 PM	#62 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,592 Internets: 1608	Bullshit. And I'm from Seattle.

10-17-2003, 04:06 PM	#63 (permalink)
shock'n y'all Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 19 Internets: 10	amen to that when my girlfriend called, i told her that my friend was here (when he wasnt) and i needed to go b/c we were gonna go bowling w/ some other friends. i lied to her just so i didnt have to talk to her. i still kinda feel bad about it.

10-17-2003, 04:27 PM	#64 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I hope that made you feel good to get that out there moron.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-18-2003, 08:54 PM	#65 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Dude, the guy did exactly what this thread entailed. He confessed something small that he did that day. It's more than you've ever done.

10-18-2003, 09:03 PM	#66 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	WRONG. I have released my inner thoughts
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-18-2003, 09:41 PM	#67 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Small Confession of the Day I'm going to cut VOL and his future offspring. With alot of different paraphernelia. It all depends on what kind of mood I'm in. [ October 18, 2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

10-23-2003, 01:18 AM	#69 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Small Confession Of The Day I'm giving a to much thought about wanting to cheat on my girlfriend.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-23-2003, 04:45 PM	#70 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,592 Internets: 1608	Small Confession Of The Day I masturbated on a bulbus desk lamp.

10-27-2003, 01:26 PM	#71 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Small Confession of the day I broke my friend's desk and she'll probably have to pay for it at the end of the year.

10-27-2003, 04:22 PM	#72 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Small Confession of the Day 10.27.03 I peed on my roommate's bedsheets. All of them. And mine. And everyone else's. And the bed itself. And the floor. And the closet. And everywhere else. He has to sleep in my urine.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-27-2003, 07:19 PM	#73 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-27-2003, 08:52 PM	#74 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I am Rubber Ducky.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-27-2003, 09:22 PM	#75 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,592 Internets: 1608	You bastard.

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