Small Confession of the Day

[Pliedes]

On saturday night I was with a girl who later apologized for "taking advantage of me".

Yeah, right.

[Repugnant Abomination]

We're here for you if you need to talk about it.

[Mr. Blonde]

SCotD:

It never, ever occurred to me that canned tuna was pre-cooked, even though people often eat it straight out the can without cooking and never refer to it as sushi, and almost all meat is flesh-colored before cooked, as opposed to the dull gray or white that tuna usually is.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

The thought never crossed my mind until just now. And i eat tuna quite a bit.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I guess a lot of people are FUCKING MORONS

EDIT: I take it back, sorry.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

SCotD: I get annoyed by people that grunt/yell loudly at the gym while lifting. I do this whenever I'm going heavy on deadlift and only on that particular lift. I don't know why, and I hate myself for it.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

scod: I hate it when guys in the locker room wear towels around their waist to the showers. I mean, you're going to take it off when you get there anyways.

[Mr. Blonde]

ScotD:

Kids are fucking awesome. I know i've said before I don't like kids, and I rag on marriage and having children all the time, but honestly working with kids has given me a whole new perspective.

I've never really hung out with kids before and all i've ever seen are the bratty fucks on TV and movies and that's about it. Kids, for the most part, are hilarious (DDtempest said this in another thread i'm pretty sure) and laugh at almost everything. If i'm ever having a shitty day it's pretty rare when I don't have a good time just bullshitting with the kids. Almost all of them are still completely innocent therefore they laugh a lot more, and have a lot more fun in life than the rest of us who have to be serious because we actually grew up.

I know there's lots of unpleasant things about having kids, like when they're super young, the cost, adolescence, etc., but that is my confession of the day. I like kids. (no pedo)

[Orgazmo]

Originally Posted by f3lix

I cannot get enough of these kids

Seriousnote: Agreed. I love niece and nephew time...and they're not even old enough to really bullshit with. Not entirely, at least. I can only imagine the enjoyment will increase with their age.

[Ugly Bastard]

You guys are going to make great fathers someday.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

ScotD:
Kids, for the most part, are hilarious (DDtempest said this in another thread i'm pretty sure) and laugh at almost everything.

Kids are essentially retarded midgets. Who doesn't like retarded midgets?

[f3lix]

SCotD: I can't tell if ID is as stupid as show for using "granite" twice in the last 24 hours or if he is genius enough to make fun of him twice to see if we notice.

[Ugly Bastard]

Genius is like a 98% favorite here f3lix.

[Orgazmo]

He's played this game many times before.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Its no game, I've added granite to my vernacular.

[f3lix]

I can't help but continuously stare at people with bucked teeth.

[Dent]

after masturbating I like to let the cum slide down to my inner thigh, after a while I scrape a little of the cum/ballsweat/sometimes a little shit away and sniff it
today is a sweet yet musky day

also there's a little more shit than usual, I'm pretty sure that This has led to my asshole widening, it's not good if you want your asshole licked but are embarrased about shitting on someones face, I am.

[Orgazmo]

While we're on the asshole topic, I'd like to confess that I shit my pants a little yesterday while tailgating at a college football game. I was pissing in a bush (the line to the port-o-potties was too long) and thought I had to fart. A little poop came out. I immediately went and got in line at the port-o-potties to assess the situation but, after waiting for a minute or so and seeing the line wasn't moving, I decided to just let it ride.

Turns out it wasn't that bad after all.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I'm glad you've come clean.

[Orgazmo]

Me too. I feel like a new man.

[Ugly Bastard]

Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?

SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

[Orgazmo]

It was more of a wet fart...but there was at least a little substance. It was contained within my ass cheeks, though. No fabric was soiled.

Of course, at the time, I was convinced that my jeans were stained brown. I was very drunk, though...so, in the "wait in line" vs "face potential ridicule" debate, ridicule won.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Was it like an actual turd or just a wet fart?

SCotD: Once in sixth grade at the beginning of the school day, I shit my pants and excused myself to go to the bathroom to clean myself up. When I got to the bathroom, I was horrified to see that it wasn't actual "shit" in my pants, but instead just a brown messy liquid. I dried this as best I could with toilet paper. When I got home, I hid that pair of underwear in my closet for fear that my mother would discover it in the laundry and question why I had shit my pants. I hid that underwear for years including through a change of address before finally taking it to a dumpster a mile away from my house on an afternoon where my parents were gone.

This is hilarious.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I went home early today from work because I wanted to masturbate.

[Ugly Bastard]

I don't know how you manage to not jerk off during the day at work.