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Senior Member = Old Cock
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Asia
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So today I was browsing the web while petting a cat at the place I'm staying when, I realized I was petting his crotch. I immediately got up and left the room, feeling incredibly awkward. A few moments passed when I came to the realization that: "Shit, this cat thinks I'm the biggest pussy for not finishing the job". So, in an effort to regain the feline's respect, I went back and masturbated him until the job was complete and his penis barbs raked my palms.
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I am more humble than tho
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Scotd: I really can't stand listening to Metallica. Never could. But I have a couple of their albums and learned a couple of their songs.
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Originally Posted by Cocktooth:
10 % more of 5% is still only 15%. |
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Here's a fuckin how-de-do
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Scotd: While I truly blame myself for this, but could both Dirty Harry and Mr. Blonde please make their posts more concise. It's such a turnoff from a thread when I see a post take up my entire screen. I don't care if this isn't a confession. That's my true confession.
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I WURRVV UUUUUU
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Phoenix. FML
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I like to discuss stuff, and a lot of things simply can't be said concisely. That being said, over half of the points I bring up in my diatribes are never addressed by the opposing party anyways (See: Anything Dirty Harry/Der Fuhrer writes in response to me). I'll try to cut through the bullshit though, in the future.
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FUN WITH QUOTE MINING! Quote:
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Emperor Meow
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I'm an agreement with f3lix here, Blonde. Many of your posts have lots of good ideas and deep thought but are walls of text and not structured very well.
No matter how many books you read trying to improve yourself, if you can't write properly and can get your ideas out in a logically structured way no one will take you seriously. I'd recommend taking a writing class. |
Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID
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I WURRVV UUUUUU
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Phoenix. FML
Posts: 15,936
Internets: 116691
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On the off chance you're serious and this isn't one of your subtle attempts at manipulating my behavior out of boredom, what are some recent examples? You've mentioned this before, but i'm not a bad writer.
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FUN WITH QUOTE MINING! Quote:
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