04-22-2012, 08:34 PM | #2103 (permalink) |
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I didn't send or receive a text until my senior year of college ...
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08-17-2012, 11:54 PM | #2109 (permalink) |
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I received the woeful news today that I did not get a job I was really counting on getting in Flagstaff. Which means I'm back to square one on the Flag job search.
On my lunchbreak, in a fairly deep depression and angry at myself and my current situation, I punched myself in the face about 10 times, pretty hard. I have felt pretty good all night. Not depressed or anything. So that's something. |
08-19-2012, 02:54 PM | #2110 (permalink) |
G'd up from the feet up.
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It starts punching with walls, then moves to your own face, and eventually leads to becoming a homo-erotic snuff film director. I've seen it a thousand times and refuse to watch you go down that path.
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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08-20-2012, 12:01 AM | #2112 (permalink) |
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They certainly weren't haymakers, if you have never punched yourself your body does a pretty big self-regulatory mechanism for pulling self-punches.
But a few Nubblites know Blonde can take a punch. |
09-30-2012, 10:49 PM | #2114 (permalink) |
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I was taking a shit in the bathroom of Cheesecake Factory the other day and "all Along the Watchtower" came on the radio ... for a couple seconds I thought I was a Cylon.
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