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Ugly Bastard · 01-10-2003, 06:25 PM

My dick is so small.....two year old girls offer to suck me off, 'cause it looks like the tip of their pasefire.

-Ugly Bastard

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01-10-2003, 07:11 PM

My dick is so small... that when I went to the bathroom, I held one of my pubic hairs, mistaking it for my penis.

ninjaface · 01-10-2003, 08:52 PM

My dick is so small... that I wear an eye-patch for a cup.

01-10-2003, 10:19 PM

My dick's so small... It's not as much a "dick" as a "dent."

You fucked up while trying to bolden your sentence there. So I figured I'd fix it for you -UB

Thanks for the helping hand, that's why you're name is in the moderator column. How are things going? -Org

Oh, you know. They're going. Yourself? How's rah? Haven't heard from her in a while, are you guys still together? -UB

Of course, of course. Thing are well, I certainly can't complain, that's for sure. -Org

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ty27 · 01-10-2003, 11:20 PM

my dick is so small...
that I sit to take a piss

OneHugeBastard · 01-11-2003, 01:33 AM

My dick is so small...
Even little children laugh at me.

tonguegina · 01-12-2003, 01:29 AM

My dick is so small...it often gets confused for God's inverted vagina.

StDx · 01-13-2003, 06:00 PM

I've gotta go with Orgazmo on this one. I heard that his family name carries with it a curse, so I kinda suspected that he would win this one anyway though.

StDx - 3
Combat Chuck-1
50 Cent - 1
BDH - 1
Orgazmo - 3
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

take it away, little one.

01-13-2003, 07:00 PM

Thanks you, Mr. Dx.

This one is simple, but I smell potential.

The little boy was so jewish...

My thought: His bed was an ashtray.

Finish it, Bitch.

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buckeye · 01-13-2003, 07:05 PM

The little boy was so jewish... that he was afraid to take a shower.

Titan · 01-13-2003, 07:10 PM

The boy was so Jewish... he could squeeze a turd with one hand and eat a banana with the other.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 07:27 PM

The little boy was so Jewish......Hitler came out from his hidden shack in South Africa, and went gas chamber on the kid's ass.

-Ugly Bastard

01-13-2003, 10:55 PM

The little boy was so jewish... that he had his own line of showerheads named after him.

01-13-2003, 11:01 PM

the kid was so jewish that he was born with 3rd degree burns and starving to death

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01-13-2003, 11:14 PM

50 Cent's finisher milked my cow. The victory goes to him.

StDx - 3
Orgazmo - 3
50 Cent - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

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01-13-2003, 11:22 PM

Thank you Orgazmo.

He was more homosexual than....

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Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 11:37 PM

He was more homosexual than......woah shit, I just read Jake's post, now I don't want to win......uh....shit.....uh......he was more homosexual than......fuckin....Shaft!! yeah yeah....Shaft.

-Ugly Bastard

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Titan · 01-13-2003, 11:39 PM

he was more homosexual than jake and elton john's offspring.

Jake · 01-13-2003, 11:54 PM

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01-13-2003, 11:59 PM

"He was more homosexual than... me," screamed the filthy jew as he pulled his cock out of his own father's asshole.

Jake · 01-14-2003, 12:09 AM

"He was more homosexual than" MYSELF!!! Props to whoever "he" is, it takes alot to beat myself! And when I find out who "he" is, im gonna fuck him over and RECLAIM my spot as the DOMINANT fag!

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01-14-2003, 12:16 AM

He was more homosexual then... those gay little uniforms that the homosexual cross country runners wear.

01-14-2003, 12:26 AM

Yeah although he was the previous winner I laughed hardest after reading this. Not only does he bash homosexuals, but he bashes jews as well. Orgazmo you're the winner Jake, your second post was incredibly good, but unfortunatly, you made two FIB's, which is against the rules.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 4
StDx - 3
50 Cent - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
BDH - 1
Pliedes - 1
St. Anky - 1
Titan - 1
Ugly Bastard - 1
Lethal - 1

StDx · 01-14-2003, 12:27 AM

he was more homosexual than... most homosexuals.

01-14-2003, 12:30 AM

Thank you, 50. Try this on...

After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he...

My thoughts: I really don't have any...I have important business to tend to in the Elite Forum

Finish It, Bitch.

01-10-2003, 07:11 PM	#127 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	My dick is so small... that when I went to the bathroom, I held one of my pubic hairs, mistaking it for my penis.
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01-10-2003, 10:19 PM	#129 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	My dick's so small... It's not as much a "dick" as a "dent." You fucked up while trying to bolden your sentence there. So I figured I'd fix it for you -UB Thanks for the helping hand, that's why you're name is in the moderator column. How are things going? -Org Oh, you know. They're going. Yourself? How's rah? Haven't heard from her in a while, are you guys still together? -UB Of course, of course. Thing are well, I certainly can't complain, that's for sure. -Org [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 10, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 11, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).] [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 13, 2003).]
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01-13-2003, 07:00 PM	#134 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Thanks you, Mr. Dx. This one is simple, but I smell potential. The little boy was so jewish... My thought: His bed was an ashtray. Finish it, Bitch. [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 13, 2003).]
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01-13-2003, 10:55 PM	#138 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	The little boy was so jewish... that he had his own line of showerheads named after him.
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01-13-2003, 11:01 PM	#139 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	the kid was so jewish that he was born with 3rd degree burns and starving to death [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 13, 2003).]
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01-10-2003, 06:25 PM	#126 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	My dick is so small.....two year old girls offer to suck me off, 'cause it looks like the tip of their pasefire. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 10, 2003).]

01-10-2003, 08:52 PM	#128 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	My dick is so small... that I wear an eye-patch for a cup.

01-10-2003, 11:20 PM	#130 (permalink)
ty27 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 3 Internets: 10	my dick is so small... that I sit to take a piss

01-11-2003, 01:33 AM	#131 (permalink)
OneHugeBastard Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw IN USA Posts: 193 Internets: 10	My dick is so small... Even little children laugh at me.

01-12-2003, 01:29 AM	#132 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	My dick is so small...it often gets confused for God's inverted vagina.

01-13-2003, 06:00 PM	#133 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I've gotta go with Orgazmo on this one. I heard that his family name carries with it a curse, so I kinda suspected that he would win this one anyway though. StDx - 3 Combat Chuck-1 50 Cent - 1 BDH - 1 Orgazmo - 3 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1 take it away, little one.

01-13-2003, 07:05 PM	#135 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	The little boy was so jewish... that he was afraid to take a shower.

01-13-2003, 07:10 PM	#136 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The boy was so Jewish... he could squeeze a turd with one hand and eat a banana with the other.

01-13-2003, 07:27 PM	#137 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The little boy was so Jewish......Hitler came out from his hidden shack in South Africa, and went gas chamber on the kid's ass. -Ugly Bastard

01-13-2003, 11:14 PM	#140 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	50 Cent's finisher milked my cow. The victory goes to him. StDx - 3 Orgazmo - 3 50 Cent - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1 [This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 13, 2003).]
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01-13-2003, 11:22 PM	#141 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Thank you Orgazmo. He was more homosexual than.... [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 13, 2003).]
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01-13-2003, 11:37 PM	#142 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	He was more homosexual than......woah shit, I just read Jake's post, now I don't want to win......uh....shit.....uh......he was more homosexual than......fuckin....Shaft!! yeah yeah....Shaft. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 11:39 PM	#143 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	he was more homosexual than jake and elton john's offspring.

01-13-2003, 11:54 PM	#144 (permalink)
Jake Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 148 Internets: 10	d [This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 11:59 PM	#145 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	"He was more homosexual than... me," screamed the filthy jew as he pulled his cock out of his own father's asshole.
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01-14-2003, 12:09 AM	#146 (permalink)
Jake Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 148 Internets: 10	"He was more homosexual than" MYSELF!!! Props to whoever "he" is, it takes alot to beat myself! And when I find out who "he" is, im gonna fuck him over and RECLAIM my spot as the DOMINANT fag! [This message has been edited by Jake (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-14-2003, 12:16 AM	#147 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	He was more homosexual then... those gay little uniforms that the homosexual cross country runners wear.
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01-14-2003, 12:26 AM	#148 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah although he was the previous winner I laughed hardest after reading this. Not only does he bash homosexuals, but he bashes jews as well. Orgazmo you're the winner Jake, your second post was incredibly good, but unfortunatly, you made two FIB's, which is against the rules. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 4 StDx - 3 50 Cent - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 BDH - 1 Pliedes - 1 St. Anky - 1 Titan - 1 Ugly Bastard - 1 Lethal - 1
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01-14-2003, 12:27 AM	#149 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	he was more homosexual than... most homosexuals.

01-14-2003, 12:30 AM	#150 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Thank you, 50. Try this on... After he found out that his girlfriend had been cheating on him, Pete was understandably pissed off...so one night, while she was out with her "girlfriends," he... My thoughts: I really don't have any...I have important business to tend to in the Elite Forum Finish It, Bitch.
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