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Ugly Bastard · 09-22-2003, 02:41 AM

That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...he caught a running straight flush draw to take out my full house

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 09-23-2003, 02:27 AM

That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...ees condom deedn't breek oontil aftaire dey were feeneeshed.

If you need a translation of my horrible Russian accent, PM me.

Pliedes · 09-30-2003, 11:32 PM

That sahn ohv beech was so lucky he just died from luckiness.

malibu · 10-01-2003, 12:14 AM

That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...when he walked into the microsoft building, Bill Gates said "Man, that sahn ohv beech is so lucky!"

Orgazmo · 10-01-2003, 12:19 PM

Malibu's gave me the most joy. I'd like to hear Senor Gates say that. I would. Honest.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 15
Ugly Bastard - 7
ninjaface - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
StabMaster Arson - 4
tonguegina - 4
Titan - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Alpha - 2
malibu - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Schroeder - 1

malibu · 10-02-2003, 09:58 PM

Thank ya much didn't see that one coming.
The girl was so obsessed that...

StDx · 10-03-2003, 01:30 AM

the girl was so obsessed that... she went out with my brother for 5 years just to get close to me.

Pliedes · 10-03-2003, 01:35 AM

The girl was so obsessed that every time she thought about him her vagina would bleed profusely.

Ugly Bastard · 10-03-2003, 02:21 AM

The girl was so obsessed that...she asked him to pee in her butt.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 10-03-2003, 02:48 PM

The girl was so obsessed that... when her baby, which she was planning on naming after Maynard James Keenan, was miscarried, she decided to get "MAYNARD" tattooed vertically down her torso.

Yeah, it's only funny because it's true.

cough man · 10-05-2003, 01:55 PM

The girl was so obessed that...that when her husband to her he wanted her to stop masturbating, she bit his dick off

cough man · 10-05-2003, 01:56 PM

sorry that is supposed to be *told* her

Orgazmo · 10-05-2003, 07:53 PM

For future reference, there's an "edit" button that you can click to change your posts.

The girl was so obsessed that...she waited for the guy to fuck his girlfriend. After this took place, she snuck into his house, fisted through his trash, and retrieved the used condom. She then extracted his fuel from the condom and used it as vaginal input, thus impregnating herself with his child. Yes, victory was her's.

malibu · 10-06-2003, 12:33 AM

Wow I think it's obvious who got this one. Orgazmo you're up!
Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 16
Ugly Bastard - 7
ninjaface - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
StabMaster Arson - 4
tonguegina - 4
Titan - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Alpha - 2
malibu - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Schroeder - 1

Orgazmo · 10-06-2003, 06:15 PM

Thanks.

The slave had so much bling...

malibu · 10-08-2003, 01:02 AM

The slave had so much bling, Kunta Kinte "a slave again no sir."

I'd like to thank Missy Elliot's work it.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2003, 02:21 AM

The slave had so much bling...when his back was being lashed, the gold took the blow for him.

-Ugly Bastard

Schroeder · 10-08-2003, 02:33 AM

The slave had so much bling... that his stuff took up an extra car on the underground railroad.

Osiris · 10-08-2003, 04:37 PM

The slave had so much bling that the platinum and diamonds in her teeth kept scraping Thomas Jefferson's cock.

Orgazmo · 10-08-2003, 07:41 PM

Just as I'm about to give it to UB, Osiris comes out with an absolute monster. Great job.

Leaderboard:
Orgazmo - 16
Ugly Bastard - 7
ninjaface - 5
pliedes - 4
StDx - 4
StabMaster Arson - 4
tonguegina - 4
Titan - 3
Jesus Chrystler - 2
50 Cent - 2
BDH - 2
Lethal - 2
Alpha - 2
malibu - 2
Combat Chuck - 1
St. Anky - 1
Schroeder - 1
Osiris - 1

Osiris · 10-11-2003, 02:38 PM

Wow, I can't believe I won.

Next one: It was so hot...

Alpha · 10-11-2003, 04:11 PM

It was so hot... mothers all around the world stricken by heat exhaustion had more tendency to leave their children in their car seats. Increasing the yearly rate of infant mortality 14% in one day.

Ugly Bastard · 10-11-2003, 04:27 PM

It was so hot...Jenna Jameson was left with no options but to shave her head to get cooler.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 10-11-2003, 04:55 PM

It was so hot...that my sweat was sweating.

silverteioh · 10-12-2003, 12:21 AM

It was so hot...that I finally realized that Indiana really is hell.

10-01-2003, 12:14 AM	#479 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...when he walked into the microsoft building, Bill Gates said "Man, that sahn ohv beech is so lucky!"
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-02-2003, 09:58 PM	#481 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Thank ya much didn't see that one coming. The girl was so obsessed that...
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-03-2003, 02:48 PM	#485 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	The girl was so obsessed that... when her baby, which she was planning on naming after Maynard James Keenan, was miscarried, she decided to get "MAYNARD" tattooed vertically down her torso. Yeah, it's only funny because it's true.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-05-2003, 01:55 PM	#486 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	The girl was so obessed that...that when her husband to her he wanted her to stop masturbating, she bit his dick off
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

10-05-2003, 01:56 PM	#487 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	sorry that is supposed to be told her
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

09-22-2003, 02:41 AM	#476 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...he caught a running straight flush draw to take out my full house -Ugly Bastard

09-23-2003, 02:27 AM	#477 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	That sahn ohv beech was so lucky...ees condom deedn't breek oontil aftaire dey were feeneeshed. If you need a translation of my horrible Russian accent, PM me.

09-30-2003, 11:32 PM	#478 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	That sahn ohv beech was so lucky he just died from luckiness.

10-01-2003, 12:19 PM	#480 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Malibu's gave me the most joy. I'd like to hear Senor Gates say that. I would. Honest. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 15 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 StabMaster Arson - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Schroeder - 1

10-03-2003, 01:30 AM	#482 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	the girl was so obsessed that... she went out with my brother for 5 years just to get close to me.

10-03-2003, 01:35 AM	#483 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	The girl was so obsessed that every time she thought about him her vagina would bleed profusely.

10-03-2003, 02:21 AM	#484 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The girl was so obsessed that...she asked him to pee in her butt. -Ugly Bastard

10-05-2003, 07:53 PM	#488 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	For future reference, there's an "edit" button that you can click to change your posts. The girl was so obsessed that...she waited for the guy to fuck his girlfriend. After this took place, she snuck into his house, fisted through his trash, and retrieved the used condom. She then extracted his fuel from the condom and used it as vaginal input, thus impregnating herself with his child. Yes, victory was her's.

10-06-2003, 12:33 AM	#489 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Wow I think it's obvious who got this one. Orgazmo you're up! Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 16 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 StabMaster Arson - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Schroeder - 1
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-06-2003, 06:15 PM	#490 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Thanks. The slave had so much bling...

10-08-2003, 01:02 AM	#491 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	The slave had so much bling, Kunta Kinte "a slave again no sir." I'd like to thank Missy Elliot's work it.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

10-08-2003, 02:21 AM	#492 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The slave had so much bling...when his back was being lashed, the gold took the blow for him. -Ugly Bastard

10-08-2003, 02:33 AM	#493 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	The slave had so much bling... that his stuff took up an extra car on the underground railroad.

10-08-2003, 04:37 PM	#494 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	The slave had so much bling that the platinum and diamonds in her teeth kept scraping Thomas Jefferson's cock.

10-08-2003, 07:41 PM	#495 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Just as I'm about to give it to UB, Osiris comes out with an absolute monster. Great job. Leaderboard: Orgazmo - 16 Ugly Bastard - 7 ninjaface - 5 pliedes - 4 StDx - 4 StabMaster Arson - 4 tonguegina - 4 Titan - 3 Jesus Chrystler - 2 50 Cent - 2 BDH - 2 Lethal - 2 Alpha - 2 malibu - 2 Combat Chuck - 1 St. Anky - 1 Schroeder - 1 Osiris - 1

10-11-2003, 02:38 PM	#496 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Wow, I can't believe I won. Next one: It was so hot...

10-11-2003, 04:11 PM	#497 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	It was so hot... mothers all around the world stricken by heat exhaustion had more tendency to leave their children in their car seats. Increasing the yearly rate of infant mortality 14% in one day.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

10-11-2003, 04:27 PM	#498 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It was so hot...Jenna Jameson was left with no options but to shave her head to get cooler. -Ugly Bastard

10-11-2003, 04:55 PM	#499 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	It was so hot...that my sweat was sweating.

10-12-2003, 12:21 AM	#500 (permalink)
silverteioh Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: fuckin\' Purdue.... Posts: 50 Internets: 10	It was so hot...that I finally realized that Indiana really is hell.