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Old 07-09-2003, 07:11 PM   #26 (permalink)
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"Dong hong wang lao hua yi tang yantai chong ti tao chi"

Since this man is obviously chinese, his capshit is in chinese, too. I'm only in my 3rd year of Chinese, but i'm pretty sure somewhere in there it says "I have small penis".

This was lame.

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Dr. Seuss takes the win with fat_retard at a close second.

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Old 07-09-2003, 09:20 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Why thank you, ninjaface. I can't think of any other guy more worthy of a capshit than this one:


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*typing*
24, male, 6'4, 170 lbs, 6 pack. you?
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Alright, I've done that...now, show me the next step to fitting a chair up my ass.
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"I wonder how ugly this Ugly Bastard guy really is."

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Old 07-10-2003, 12:05 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Damn, Jabba the Hut is such a bad ass, if only I could match his good looks.

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"As long as the webcam only sees my chest, I should be able to pay the rent"

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so, that's what a penis looks like.

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Damn, I shouldn't have eatin the computer, now I have no use for this mouse, but to shove it up my ass.
(that picture is disgusting)

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Old 07-10-2003, 10:51 PM   #36 (permalink)
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This was a very hard decision to make because most of these made me laugh, but since victim's made me laugh the hardest, he wins this round.

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get off my internet!!!
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"I may be using this thumb for video games, but in 15 minutes, it's going up my ass."
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"This guy is such a loser that he has to masterbate to video games because he's too much of a pussy to buy real porn."

(If that didn't make sense, just look at where his other hand is, and no, that's not a controller...)

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Wow, I didn't know my thumb was that big, but man it hurt.

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Awesome gift mom! Gosh you rock!

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"Hi my name is Ugly Bastard. I Like:
Phone books, stop signs, White 1992 Ford Taurus' with Indiana License Plates-43A4042, stealing, tinkering, helping people, lacrosse, health insurance, pot pies, girls, buttons, pirates, cannons, the ninja turtles, roto-wheels, sexbears, and lubehogs."

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Brass, I'll take that as more of a compliment as anything. You've seen me, you can see him right now....put two and two together. Thanks buddy.

*thinking* I swear if I had a dollar for everytime my wife made me take a god-damn picture while playing video games, thus causing me to wreck, I'd be a thirty-six dollaraire.

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...and after I finish playing Nascar Thunder 2003, I'll begin Mortal Combat...the game that taught me how to steal souls (which, conveniently enough, turn into small multi-colored marbles upon theft, and are easily stored in this vase)
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Almost gave it to BrassMonkees, but then UB actually had to put it into perspective, so Alpha gets it.

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It's been three days, so are we gonna wait for him?

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Yeah I'll be right on that, sorry...

I'm getting a picture now...

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It's ok!

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