April 7, 8, 9, or 10, 2003

This day of blah and shit replaced the previously worst day of my life. I can't remember the date of the previous day but I was in the worst mood ever, life was more pointless than ever. I had always wanted an Adam Sandler CD, 'cuz he's funny as hell. I bought one, it was more of a song-based as opposed to skit-based. I didn't like it. That only made me feel worse; I realized how helpless everything was and that I had just bought a CD to make myself feel better and that it didn't work at all. Somehow I managed to get over it though I guess. Don't ask me, I don't remember anything.

Every great prom date I've planned pretty much gets ruined by fate or my own moronic devices by the end of the night, last year's was horrific.

Yeah, the amount of good days to bad days is off. Not in a tonguegina-esque way... most of mine are medium blah pointless days. You all know how that goes.

Anyway, the April 7, 8, 9, or 10th date replaced the previous one as the worst day of my life. This was more of a fear-induced bad day I suppose you could say. I got a song out of that if that helps. It doesn't. Things got better, as they do. But then they get worse again.

Speaking of, these last couple days... yeah... they've basically been mini versions of the worst day of my life. You might be wondering why the hero of the story has to keep reliving shit in this mini-bad day episodes. Well, he does it to himself kids. This makes me want to kill myself.

So, who wants to go get some frozen yogurt?

I really don't want to go into detail. So don't fucking ask.

The worst day of my life was a period of about 10 days. It was ten days of no eating and barely any sleep. All it involved was utter depression, pain, fear, and confusion.

Honestly though, it has also made me a better person because of it.

Someone else extremely close to me went through the same period with me, and more, much more. It brought us together in so many ways. I can't even put to words how much he means to me, but he knows, so I don't have to.

It's near

Isn't this sad, but funny in a way? That we have to go through our worst to change into something better? I've always hated that aspect of life. But it's essential.

Life is funny....but not "Ha Ha!" funny.

The day my mom left me in a dumpster in Wyoming and took my twin brother to Indiana.

Fucking whore.
Ruined my life.

More like "Jefferey Dahmer" funny.

June 28, 2003.

2:37 PM.

I could very well be about 30 minutes away from it. I'll let you know.

On November 11th, 2003, Bizarro-Orgazmo made his way onto the board. This is bad.

But it had to happen eventually. You can't have a Superman without a Bizarro.

Bizarro? Who the fuck is that supposed to be? Unless you are refering to the electric superman type guy in the original movies, your head is up your ass. And I mean that in a good way Chuck, really.

Eh, Bizarro is a character that's the complete opposite of Superman. He looks like him, but talks like "Bizarro no sad" which means "Bizarro is happy". You know....that Bizarro. He's only a good character when used properly....which doesn't happen too often.

And how can you mean that my head is up my ass in a good way?

And I don't remember an Electric Superman type guy in the original movies....or at least, in the original movie. Haven't seen the others.

He's talking about Superman IV. The character is VERY loosely based on Bizarro.

anytime july 2002...my life was shit.

April 26, 1992

Tell me...where were you?

shit, I was sittin home watchin my t.v.
while all them niggers were participatin in their anarchy.

worst day of my life? every day that goes by in this hell hole

You know you really don't mean that.

Unless you're actually spending your days in lava while having your toenails ripped off and then force fed to you through a red hot tube that's been stuck down your slit open throat. Then....yeah, you probably mean it.