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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2009, 08:56 PM

hehe people are such morons, just put obama's picture on any ad and you'll get hits.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-10-2009, 11:26 PM

hey guys, meet Dave/Jake

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Mr. Blonde · 02-10-2009, 11:52 PM

I see these pathetic fucks call in all day or see them as ads. They use that stock picture that is "supposed" to look real, even though the first fucking name on the check is clearly "Jeffrey" and not "David" or "Jake"

The best are the ones with photoshopped hands holding a check in front of a picture of Katie Couric or Oprah or , like was mentioned before, Obama. What a bunch of dumb fucking idiots.

That being said, if you can make a living ripping off idiots, by all means, you have my blessing.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-11-2009, 12:46 AM

here here!

AcTivE · 02-11-2009, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I see these pathetic fucks call in all day or see them as ads. They use that stock picture that is "supposed" to look real, even though the first fucking name on the check is clearly "Jeffrey" and not "David" or "Jake"

The best are the ones with photoshopped hands holding a check in front of a picture of Katie Couric or Oprah or , like was mentioned before, Obama. What a bunch of dumb fucking idiots.

That being said, if you can make a living ripping off idiots, by all means, you have my blessing.

thats alll it is tbh.... but if you think about marketing..basically thats the definition.

Mr. Blonde · 02-11-2009, 03:53 AM

Probably the smartest thing i've ever heard you say.

AcTivE · 02-11-2009, 03:56 AM

im a smart guy man...just a bunch of nubs here that wanna dis w/out knowing wat im actually doing..which is fine...and reason i don't respond.

Mr. Blonde · 02-11-2009, 04:10 AM

social protip: when someone compliments you on something, especially something relating to intelligence or intelligent statements, it is usually in your best interest to respond graciously or, better yet, don't respond at all, and instead continue to bring said content to the table. when you say things like "I KNOW I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY I'M SMART BUT NOBODY LISTENS", it kind of negates any good you did in the first place. I could tell everyone in the world i'm the king of fucking europe, but until i'm actually sitting on a gold throne in a castle in london and ordering guards to hang some motherfuckers, people probably aren't going to take my claim too seriously.

have you ever seen the episode of seinfeld, where george tells a funny joke and people laugh but then he ruins it by continuing talking, and what he really needs to do is just learn to back out of the situation while he's ahead? thats kinda like what you do.

DJ FC · 02-11-2009, 04:15 AM

blonde ftw

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-11-2009, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

have you ever seen the episode of seinfeld, where george tells a funny joke and people laugh but then he ruins it by continuing talking, and what he really needs to do is just learn to back out of the situation while he's ahead? thats kinda like what you do.

never seen it, if you can find a clip of the scene there are some internets in it for you.

Mr. Blonde · 02-11-2009, 10:38 AM

Seinfeld.S09E16.The.Burning - ÊÓÆµ - ÔÚÏß¹Û¿´ - ÍÁ¶¹Íø

Couldn't find a clip of it, heres the whole episode. I forget how awesome this show was from time to time. Only need to watch first 6 minutes to see my point.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-11-2009, 02:00 PM

Putty was such an awesome character.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 02-12-2009, 02:34 PM

i just woke up in the shower. fully clothed. soaked. There are two naked chicks in my hotel bed. and I'm posting on nubblies.

why? because i'm a goddamn idiot

f3lix · 02-12-2009, 03:06 PM

You'd better start remembering why.

Orgazmo · 02-12-2009, 03:15 PM

This sounds like it could be the beginning of Memento 2.

f3lix · 02-12-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

There are two naked chicks in my hotel bed. and I'm posting on nubblies.

Nudes?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-12-2009, 03:37 PM

Dead Hooker Removal

ninjaface · 03-12-2009, 08:29 PM

Lately, you are all faggots. That being said, I'd like to hang out with any number of you in the near future.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-12-2009, 08:34 PM

come on over

Orgazmo · 03-12-2009, 08:39 PM

Name the weekend and I'll be happy to host a gathering.

ninjaface · 03-12-2009, 08:45 PM

ok. I will plan something. not this weekeend., not the next, but(i had to look it up) perhaps the 28th. lets get something planned. i'll drive to one of your fucking houses. boom. simultaneously boom.

Orgazmo · 03-12-2009, 08:59 PM

So long as we can set that in stone soon, I can swing the 28th weekend.

ninjaface · 03-12-2009, 09:15 PM

ok. i am drunk, but let us set the 28th in stone
.

word. im drunk ATm, so perhaps I'll require a reminder, as well as directions.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-12-2009, 09:17 PM

do you still live in chicago?

ninjaface · 03-12-2009, 09:29 PM

yes, I do. why do you ask

02-10-2009, 08:56 PM	#601 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hehe people are such morons, just put obama's picture on any ad and you'll get hits.
	#YOLO

02-10-2009, 11:26 PM	#602 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hey guys, meet Dave/Jake Easy Income Blog How I Got $13,000 in a Government Grants Which I Don't Have to Pay Back!
	#YOLO

02-11-2009, 12:46 AM	#604 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	here here!
	#YOLO

02-11-2009, 03:56 AM	#607 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	im a smart guy man...just a bunch of nubs here that wanna dis w/out knowing wat im actually doing..which is fine...and reason i don't respond.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

02-11-2009, 04:15 AM	#609 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	blonde ftw
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-10-2009, 11:52 PM	#603 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I see these pathetic fucks call in all day or see them as ads. They use that stock picture that is "supposed" to look real, even though the first fucking name on the check is clearly "Jeffrey" and not "David" or "Jake" The best are the ones with photoshopped hands holding a check in front of a picture of Katie Couric or Oprah or , like was mentioned before, Obama. What a bunch of dumb fucking idiots. That being said, if you can make a living ripping off idiots, by all means, you have my blessing.

02-11-2009, 03:53 AM	#606 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Probably the smartest thing i've ever heard you say.

02-11-2009, 04:10 AM	#608 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	social protip: when someone compliments you on something, especially something relating to intelligence or intelligent statements, it is usually in your best interest to respond graciously or, better yet, don't respond at all, and instead continue to bring said content to the table. when you say things like "I KNOW I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYBODY I'M SMART BUT NOBODY LISTENS", it kind of negates any good you did in the first place. I could tell everyone in the world i'm the king of fucking europe, but until i'm actually sitting on a gold throne in a castle in london and ordering guards to hang some motherfuckers, people probably aren't going to take my claim too seriously. have you ever seen the episode of seinfeld, where george tells a funny joke and people laugh but then he ruins it by continuing talking, and what he really needs to do is just learn to back out of the situation while he's ahead? thats kinda like what you do.

02-11-2009, 02:00 PM	#612 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Putty was such an awesome character.

02-12-2009, 02:34 PM	#613 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	i just woke up in the shower. fully clothed. soaked. There are two naked chicks in my hotel bed. and I'm posting on nubblies. why? because i'm a goddamn idiot
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 02-12-2009 at 02:36 PM.

02-12-2009, 03:06 PM	#614 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	You'd better start remembering why.

02-12-2009, 03:15 PM	#615 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	This sounds like it could be the beginning of Memento 2.

02-12-2009, 03:37 PM	#617 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Dead Hooker Removal
	#YOLO

03-12-2009, 08:29 PM	#618 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Lately, you are all faggots. That being said, I'd like to hang out with any number of you in the near future.

03-12-2009, 08:34 PM	#619 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	come on over
	#YOLO

03-12-2009, 08:39 PM	#620 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Name the weekend and I'll be happy to host a gathering.

03-12-2009, 08:45 PM	#621 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	ok. I will plan something. not this weekeend., not the next, but(i had to look it up) perhaps the 28th. lets get something planned. i'll drive to one of your fucking houses. boom. simultaneously boom.

03-12-2009, 08:59 PM	#622 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	So long as we can set that in stone soon, I can swing the 28th weekend.

03-12-2009, 09:15 PM	#623 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	ok. i am drunk, but let us set the 28th in stone . word. im drunk ATm, so perhaps I'll require a reminder, as well as directions.

03-12-2009, 09:17 PM	#624 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	do you still live in chicago?
	#YOLO

03-12-2009, 09:29 PM	#625 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	yes, I do. why do you ask

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