At the bottom of the page, you'll notice a "which would you rather be" poll.

I chose a Pirate...simply because I believe that pirates are one of the coolest things ever created (followed very damn closely by ninjas). That's all I have for now...

Quick Note - The bra that is spoken of in the poll can only be worn by attractive females. I couldn't fit that in...I apologize.

I've noticed this "bra worn by attractive females" clause was not read by tonguegina before he voted. That's a shame, we lost a good voter.

-Ugly Bastard

Indeed, Bastard, you're right. That's a terrible shame for him. Now instead of touching sweet tits all day long, he dances around kicking ass. Not a terrible trade in, I guess...

hmm...that clause needed to be stated in the question, or as a comment by someone. I'm not too upset with my response though. It would still kick ass to be a ninja.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StDx
then I would buy a ninja, Howard Stern, a pirate, and a bra to do my bidding for me. and I'm already hung like a chandelier<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That was his comment after choosing money. While your points are noted, I do not agree that buying a ninja is even close to being the same as being a ninja. The same goes for each of the others... Being hung like a chandelier is great; however, the question was supposed to be considered as if you were not of the options to begin with. I understand if this point was not clear, as I am not allowed much room to completely explain the question while maintaining a tight layout (on monitors with a resolution of 1024x768 pixels, at least).

It appears as if Combat Chuck missed the old "only attractive girl for the bra" clause as well. Shameful.

It really is Orgazmo, it really is. If these people could just slow their busy lives down long enough to read a clause or two, it would make my nubblies experience a lot more enjoyable.

-Ugly Bastard