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Unread 09-19-2005, 04:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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On saturday before the big UCLA/mobilehoma game, i went to the market to get some supplies for the party i was having. as i made a right turn into the parking lot, i got stuck behind a 75 year old lady in a beater who has stopped in the driveway to the market for no reason. i waited ten seconds then honked my horn. at that point, she drove in.

once in the parking lot, she drove about a mile per hour as she looked for a spot. she went by four empty spots, and as she passed the fourth, she stopped dead. note, her whole car was already beyond the fourth spot, so i just pulled in. once pulled in, i noticed the old lady backed up as if she was trying to get the spot i had already taken. i got out of the car (and at this point she still hadnt backed up enough to even get in the spot i had now taken) and she said "fuck you" and gave me the finger.

shocked, i said "thats awesome, youre like 100 years old and you are still giving people the finger." she then gave me the finger one more time.

i walked around the back of her car and towards the market as she just sat there. when i was right along her driverside and about to cross in front of her, she revved her engine and took off. i had to jump out of the way to not get hit. i couldnt beleive it, this old woman just tried to kill me.

i went inside the market and called the police, but she already took off by the time they got there, and got her plates and gave it to them. they said that they will investigate.

was i wrong? once your past a spot, then you cant back up to try and get it. that is the rule, right?

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Unread 09-19-2005, 04:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Doesn't matter if you "stole" her spot or not. If she wasn't so damn slow it wouldn't have been a problem. Plenty of other spots for her to slowly park in anyway.
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Old people shouldn't be fucking driving. Period.
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LOL, you called the cops on an old lady who gave you the finger and attempted to end ur life, classic.

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i dont think its safe for the public to have someone who would kill another person over a parking spot on the loose.

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LOL, obviously you've never seen a Bronx Tale you rat.

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nope, im not into mafia movies

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that explains alot.

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i do like romantic comedies.

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I've been saying that for years. Add to her age the fact that she's a female...she's probably the worst two possible combinations for a driver.
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throw asian in there for good measure, then theyll be a shoe-in for the worst driver possible award
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Hopefully they'll 'investigate' and take her license away. That would be nice. Fuck old senile people behind the wheel...

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Fuck old senile people behind the wheel...
Why? They drive badly enoough already.
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zing!

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LOL that she was wearing a beater.

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I think he's talkinga bout the car man.

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DOH!

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Hopefully they'll 'investigate' and take her license away. That would be nice. Fuck old senile people behind the wheel...
its lapd. they have better things to do. im not holding my breath

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Better things to do then investigating an attempted murder!?
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yes, like investigating real murders.

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Your faith in the elderly was murdered.
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Was she hot? Toothless BJs are A-OK.

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she was a weeble wobble. she probably weighed 205 lbs, all in her legs

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Junk in the trunk.

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