I am astonished at the amount of dumbasses that have been crowding this particular board here of late. These dicks just don't get it. We keep on telling them to leave, to kill themselves, or just to inflict bodily harm upon themselves, but they just don't get the message.

I found out why. They've already exhibited the intelligence of a donkey that's just been run over, so I figured that they must not understand how to carry out our pretty simple orders.

So I've decided to help them come up with some entertaining and easy ways of dispensing of themselves.

1. Slit your throat from the inside. Just stick a knife in your throat and move it around. ALOT. This will allow every part of your throat to fully experience some well-needed agony. Oh, and I'm not talking about a butter knife. I wanna see some glint comin off of that blade there.

2. Locate nearest window to your person in your house. Now, punch it with your bare fist. After you have succeeded in doing that, find two pieces of glass that have just been scattered around because of the broken window. Proceed to shove that glass into your eyeballs.

3. Make your own knock-out beverage! Bleach, Soft Scrub, Tide, Elmer's Glue, Windex, Murphy's Oil, and many more household cleaners pack the perfect wallop when ingested. And they're easy to get to.....just ask your mom! I'm sure she could help you out. If you're really daring, try mixing some of them together!

I feel that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Any of you competent Nubblieites wanna help me out here? If you have more than 100 posts, your suggestions will be welcomed.

Thanks, and to all you dumbasses, these are guaranteed, sure-fire ways to hurridley end your miserable lives. See what you think of them!

The Cockstarr hasn't 100 posts and would like to say fuck you to combat chuck for assuming lack of posting equals lack of intelect.

Alright, well, I've been around for at least 2 months, and since I try to keep the quality of my posts up, I only have about 100...

But here's one suggestion

Buy about 100 Sparklers (The kind you use of the 4th of July, you know what I'm talking about), shove them halfway up your ass, and light the bunch of them. You will painfully die in the several thousand degree heat and brilliantly blinding light. Talk about going out in a blaze of glory.

Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies

You're right, gbc... so how's shoving 100 sparklers up your ass going?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gbc:
Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yet you've still managed to make 57 (useless) posts in under a month.

Amazing what a little schedule planning can do.

Cock.

-Ugly Bastard

ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here.
Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names.

Yes, because we have amassed an amount of posts higher than 100 on here, that means that we don't have any friends, and that we don't have anything to do with our time than spend time on here.

I have never heard anything so asenine or ignorant in all my days.

ya me neither that is so weird

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First off, dipshit, it's recall, Jesus, go back to the fucking 2nd grade.

Secondly, if I recall Ugly is completely straightforward with who he really is, and where he goes to school. Nothing went down, I fail to see how this is almost getting your ass kicked. I mean let's get serious here dipshit, you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about so shut the fuck up.

I suggest you scroll back up to the top of this page and experiment with some of those ideas that Combat Chuck listed.



[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]

Very true.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thoughtsofyesterday:
ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here.
Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Slutface-

A.) About 25% of the members on here are in college. Next year, that number will be 99%. The 1% that will still be in high school, will be you. Because you are too fucking stupid to graduate from high school.

B.) Chris Sherill threatened to beat my ass, but when the shit hit the fan, it didn't happen. So why don't you get your God damned story straight next time. But I will tell you something queer, I actually respect Chris Sherill. Why? Because at least he has the balls to reveal his name and shit talk like that. That is something you don't have.

So in since you are so tough and shit, why don't you tell me who you are so I may kick the shit out of you. Sherill and I, we aren't afraid of what someone on nubblies is going to do to us. So tell me who you are bitch. I'm UB, and you can bet your ass that I will beat the shit out of you if you have the balls to tell me who you are.

C.) Fuck You.

D.) Fuck You again.

E.) Have a nice fucking night.

-Ugly Bastard



[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 09, 2003).]

so, thoughtsofyourmommasbootycrack, sounds like you have a crush on someone... but do you like him b/c he thinks he's big and tough or is it because someone told you that his car is fast?

First off, I would like to say that just because you have over 100 posts doesn't mean that you have quality posts, and if you have under 100, then you could be like me and post only when you feel necessary and only quality posts, not post all of the time.

To GBC:
You're a fucking moron that obviously isn't any better than any of us on here. How many posts have I seen of yours on nubblies in the past 2 weeks? Quite a few? Now, a better question, how many were quality? ZERO! You're a moron that doesn't know anything. You seriously need to just get off nubblies because everyone hates you and knows you're a moron.

To GBC again:
Last, just because Ugly Bastard is friends with us from Warsaw, that doesn't mean that he doesn't have plenty of college friends from Ball State either. He's a cool guy with enough friends. UB is one cool bastard who has nothing to prove to you. If he did try to prove something to you, you would be too stupid and are too burnt out to understand anything he says to you. We can hardly make out what you say on here cause you're messages are so screwed up and don't make any sense.

[This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited January 09, 2003).]

haha ugly bastard funny guy. First of all i know the story between you and sherill couse we are friends second of all you are the piece of shit that almost got the shit beat out of you but you talked you way out of it.

hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

alright you worthless cum guzzling piece of shit, dont ever get personal on this site. How bout you stop being a pussy by hiding behind your name and reveal who you are. That way not only will UB, beat your ass, but the rest of nubblies will help him.

fucknubblies -

You are a cocksucking faggot. You can suck a dick a two balls you pussy ass piece of shit. Eat shit and die you fucking fairy ass cunt. Fuck off.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for the monkey ass raping queers of the world like fuck nubbles, let me make things clear for you. Nubblies will never ever go down, i dare you to try. Its is simply not possible. You're wasting oxygen as we speak, go and drink some gasoline bitch.

cool get pissed i love it.

I'm not pissed you fuckin pussy.

If I were pissed you'd be getting long ass responces, systematically destroying you, not inchoerent swearing and complete vulgarity. Dumbfuck.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]

Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit

hey you overlooked me you mother fucking bitch.

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- 50 Cent
"Nasty like a slut skank bitch with thirty fuckin husbands"

man what can i say i feel so bad for not being considerate. What ever shall i do

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are a little pussy hiding behind a name and trying to piss people off, you're a fucking loser on here, and in real life also, you're too scared to say your real name cause you know that i am right, go eat a dick.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
man what can i say i feel so bad for not being considerate. What ever shall i do<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

stick your head in front of a car tire, and let someone run over you, that would be a suiting death for a butt pirate like yourself.

cool man that sounds great. But why the fuck dont we know your name. I already no it buckeye.


Hey cocksucker, here at Nubblies.com we have this little rule. DONT USE REAL FUCKING NAMES DIPSHIT!
-50

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
cool man that sounds great. But why the fuck dont we know your name. I already no it (no real names).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Most people with half of a brain can figure out who I am. I am the only diehard Ohio State fan in the school, and my ICQ number is listed in my profile. It doesn’t take a fucking rocket scientist to figure out who I am. Obviously someone of your intelligence has trouble figuring out such simple things.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>
I already no it (no real names).<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh and by the way most first graders "know" that you should've used "know" there instead of "no".......dumbass.




[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited January 09, 2003).]

thanks mom i really needed that correcting on my spelling. Does it really matter. Seriously that was just a dumb respose buckeye

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
thanks mom i really needed that correcting on my spelling. Does it really matter. Seriously that was just a dumb respose buckeye<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


if you look closely at your post you would notice that is infact a grammatical error, not a spelling error dipshit. The reason i point this out is to verify the point, that you are in fact a dumbass half wit. So seriously, are you in a special needs class?

ok it is the fucking internet not english class god dam who the fuck cares

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
ok it is the fucking internet not english class god dam who the fuck cares<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

god "dam", you spelled the word "damn" wrong again. Fuck man, clean the semen out of your brain, and maybe you will learn how to spell a simple four letter word.

By the way pussy, what is your real name?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thoughtsofyesterday:
almost got the shit beat out of you but you talked you way out of it. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I've never talked to Chris Sherill in my life. So how could I have "talked my way out of it".

When you're done sucking his cock, tell me who you are.

You need to stand up for yourself from time to time, instead of gooning around with Sherill because you're too much of a loser to think for yourself.

-Ugly Bastard

Well, I'm going to ignore almost every post made in this thread, and speak directly to the few of you that have posted coherent posts in this thread.

I apologize for putting a lock on how many posts you had to have to be able to post your own ideas. Troutsniffer, Cockstarr, and Victim, you go right ahead and post your ideas.

I just needed something to weed out the dumbasses in this thread. Didn't work, I apologize, and I doubt that I'm going to even look at this thread again. It's so worthless, I can't even describe the amount of pain it put me through to read the whole thing.

God, I need some aspirin.

It's alright Chuck, I understand what you were trying to do. I just wanted to make sure that the number of posts does not directly relate to how well of a member you are. No apologies necessary.

well ugly bastard is that a fact that you have never talked to Sherill. Sure lets keep making our self sound cool when you know that is not how it went down. So fuck you. You are a worthless piece of shit

Yeah you're right fucknubblies. I talk to Sherill all the time. You can ask him. We hold weekly conversations.

Oh wait a minute....that's not true, oops.

I've never talked to Chris Sherill in my life. He left me a message on my answering maching ONE time, and that was the closest I've ever came to talking to him. So pull your head out of your ass. It sounds to me like you've got a little bit of a crush on Chris Sherill. Why don't you just shut the fuck up about him? I'm over it. He's over it. You, get the fuck over it.

-Ugly Bastard

ok fuck nubblies

I agree, fuck nubblies.

What the hell are you gonna do if we all just agree with you?

No kidding.

That was a great post 'fucknubblies'

Keep em coming. I agree entirely.

-Ugly Bastard

fucknubblies, you're right...you're a fucking genius who could do anything. To tell you the truth, I'm surprised nubblies isn't shut down already with your unsurpassable amount of wisdom.

Wait a minute, NO, you're a complete moron that knows you can't stop nubblies. I don't know if you thought you were going to hack the site or what, but you're way too dumb for that.

If you were close to that smart, then you would be smart enough to realize that your life is just not worth living and that you should kill yourself, so when you cease to live, we will know that you gained some intelligence and your IQ got over 5.

[This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited January 12, 2003).]

cool man

i agree with everyone that fucknubblies is a morron. His usless threats are pathetic. What a dumb ass

i dont get this bull shit about ending ur life...and i dont condone it

but i read once on the internet that if u drink 2 gallons of water as fast as u can that it water logs ur brain and u die a very long hallucinating death

anyone who tries that is a complete fuck up anways

Ya no shit