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Unread 01-28-2006, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I have consumed a lot of alcohol this week.

I got drunk on Monday.
Drank somewhat lightly on Tuesday.
Got drunk on Wednesday.
Got drunk on Thursday.
God drunk on Friday.

Finally this morning (Saturday morning) my body has reached "oh shit, you've gotta stop!" mode; so I am going to listen and limit my drinking to 1-2 social beers tonight.

I'm sure some of you old sailors like Ironic can bless us with a much better alcohol marathon account. Any Leaving Las Vegas posers out there? Share your story!

In this post, "got drunk" equals drinking 8-14 alcoholic beverages in 2-3.5 hours time.
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Unread 01-28-2006, 07:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I got drunk every night of spring break.
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Unread 01-28-2006, 08:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Out of the three weeks of xmas break, i'd say there were only maybe 5 or 6 nights when I didn't drink more than 8 beers. I literally had nothing else to do.

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when I first turned 21, I would close the same bar every night during the week and go to different clubs and bars on the weekend. It got to the point where when my roommate and I would walk into the bar, they'd have four jack and cokes at our table before we could get to it. I think the final count was four months straight at the same shitty dive.

in those months, I...
-only got kicked out once
-paid much more for alcohol than I did for rent
-joined their "drink every beer we offer" club in record time, there's a plaque on their wall with my bar name
-routinely stayed past sunrise drinking with their wait staff
-slept in their parking more times then I'd like to admit
-pissed behind their dumpster many many times
-puked in every toilet and one sink in their men's room and one in the women's room
-went on one date with my favorite waitress, only to go there the next night and drunkenly brag about what happened pissing her off to no extent
-stole various little decorative things they had on the walls w/ full intent of constructing a replica bar in our apartment.

LEGALIZE CRIME!
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i once drank, with the help of much lsd, more than a 30 pk of bud ice over a course of 6 or 7 hours

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over x-mas break of my freshman year of college my parents went to florida for 10 days and I got drunk 9 of them.....not only did I get drunk but we would party till 3 or 4 in the morning and then wake up around 3 or 4 the next day only to start drinking again

this spring break will probably be the same

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My greatest alcohol marathon was in Kodiak Alaska somewhere next to the American River. I started with those Jack Daniels country coolers, and 12 of them barely had me buzzing. Next was Southern Comfort and I have no idea how much a drank or what I did for about 6 hours. Apparently I was like Evil Kenievel on a guys 4 wheeler, almost made someone cry, and ate about 5 moose burgers.

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