This weekend
 

I'm in Indy. Shall we meet?

Yes.

Drive all the way to indy this weekend and not have anyone show up? I'm game. you going to be there friday or saturday?

I'll be here, sir. When I say I'll be there, I show up. I'm not Shaw. No whiffleball games here.

I said I wasn't going to be there at the jumpstart captain. Also unlike me, I'm sure it has been years since you have done battle on an athletic field or court.

Over the past year, I've gotten back into tennis and basketball. I'm also not sure you can call hitting a plastic ball with holes in it a game that is played on an "athletic field or court" nor any other one of your games in which your beer belly can be featured as a non-disadvantage.

How many different intramural squads have asked you to leave their basketball team at UNLV so far?

Felix, I'm pretty sure this beer belly could easily whoop your ass in basketball. As far as tennis, I'm not sure I could get past your girly moans as you hit the ball.

Yeah, the girly moans would probably make my dick barf all over the place, too.

I'm not claiming to be good at bball or tennis or able to beat anybody here. I just stated I'm getting back into them and enjoy playing. UB, I play pick-up bball games but thx for the reminder of how horrible the nubblies team was.

Well since you are back into it, no reason why you wouldn't just beat my shit into pavement when it comes to both sports. Felix, if athletic ability is mentioned in a post, you should be required to stay out of it.

Sorry for the double post, but does he not bring to light my beer belly and mention his new found enjoyment from playing singles tennis???? Felix, this beer belly actually could probably beat you in any sport you put in front of me besides pin the dick in the asshole! You got me on that one my friend!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Nah, he wouldn't want that either.

how do you play pin the dick in the asshole?

will somebody teach me?

Felix would love to give you an hands on tutorail for the that game. Just be careful. He cheats.

currently laughing very hard

I'll probably be around

Me vs. Felix Nubblies I. Boxing Match. Fantasy Football Draft

Shaw, I'd take you on in tennis any day of the week. You'd better get BDH to give you some lessons before he takes advantage of your asshole next time you guys meet up.

Wow nice comeback f3lix.

Tennis is really a sport I never grasp. Even after being runner up in the Life Rec tourney my Junior year, I still never pursued it any further. Sounds like there is some jealousy with myself and BDH's relationship! We didn't even have to go through EHarmony to meet either!

He claimed he could beat me in any sport, so i accepted one. I've never boxed in my life.

The word probably leaves me a loophole. That loop hole is used in sports like tennis. I haven't boxed in years. It would be fair. Plus, I'm a pretty big softy, almost teddy bear like.

I've got 2 16oz gloves and some hand wraps.