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Ahoy Fuckbag
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Also you should not tell your sister, because if you plant in her mind for a moment that her child is ugly, she will treat it as such subconsciously. Studies have shown that "beautiful" children receive better attention and more opportunities to excel. | |
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- My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand.
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I WURRVV UUUUUU
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At least back me up on Asian babies being the cutest goddamn things ever.
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I am more humble than tho
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Originally Posted by Cocktooth:
10 % more of 5% is still only 15%. |
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When I was in 7th grade, in the days of dial-up internets and entire families using a land line phone, one Ms. Shaylynn Marley was obsessed with my brother. I forget how she had my house number, but she once asked me why we never pick up the phone.
Out of curiosity I asked, "How many times did it ring?" She said, "I don't know, like, 30?" True story. |
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I could have swore this thread was about bashing people on Facebook, instead of showcasing displays of being an obsequious e-pussy. Put these cunts in their place, Gaz. Don't make me friend them and do it for you.
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Not only was that not funny, but it was clearly a bot. Which makes your reply even less funny.
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I WURRVV UUUUUU
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^ It should be noted that this is not one of Mistoffelees' friends.
Still hilarious, though. |
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