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Mr. Mistoffelees · 02-04-2009, 11:43 PM

Denial is not just a lake in South America.
-Sigmund Freud

Cocktooth · 02-04-2009, 11:47 PM

Nah, I haven't drank tonight, I just can't type or spell. You should know that by now.

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 10:57 PM

A guy who started out as a friend of a friend last summer, but turned out to be real cool and we partied with some bitches in Phoenix for a while (he moved to AZ to go to school from Michigan) ended up moving back a couple months ago. He ended up wifeying this super white trash looking bitch and seriously fucking fell head over disgusting heels, i've been giving him shit for putting statuses on facebook like "oh my god, its insane how much i love this chick" but this was just too much:

Sammy

dude

your album

sorry

its too much

can't do it

10:52pmBryan

lol

10:52pmSammy

re-friend me when your'e single

10:52pmBryan

hahaha

10:52pmSammy

what you are doing goes against everything i admire in my friends

10:52pmBryan

haha, sorry?

10:52pmSammy

you fucking have a facebook album

called "so this is what shakespeare wrote about"

with nothing but pics of your girlfriend

and some of you

of those, you label "lil' romeo and juliet"

don't apologize, just stop doing it

or, don't

but deal with the consequences

Then I defriended him, I know its not much, but its something.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 11:05 PM

Haha snap Blonde! Sounds like that dude got shot in the heart with an arrow from Cupid!

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 11:21 PM

i hope he gets shot in the head, with a bullet. I say with utmost sincerity I wish nothing but the worst on people like this, but the thing is that I don't even need to. He's got his head so far in fucking lala land when she fucks him over he's going to fall so hard he'll probably kill himself.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Gee I wonder if Blonde has ever had a bad experience with a relationship?

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 11:42 PM

I seek to serve as a warning for those who were not there to do the same for me. Oddly enough, no one fucking listens; and obviously I'm always right sooner or later. I'd like to think I would have been all ears.

DJ FC · 03-02-2009, 03:37 AM

Sometimes it works ;-)

Mr. Mistoffelees · 03-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Blonde, you are a strange animal.

ninjaface · 03-03-2009, 07:58 PM

A bitter, strange, bearded animal.

f3lix · 03-03-2009, 11:47 PM

Thanks for the warning guys, I'll be double padding my walls now.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 06-28-2009, 01:49 PM

"I feel like an emotional lobster right now."

Μr. Blonde · 06-30-2009, 11:24 AM

vaga1220 * · 06-30-2009, 01:55 PM

Your mom sucks my cock on the daily.

Ugly Bastard · 09-02-2009, 02:43 PM

~~My friend~~ This girl I know is getting a little too excited about her upcoming wedding.

Mr. Blonde · 09-08-2009, 12:59 PM

I've been collecting these for quite some time.

Mr. Blonde · 09-08-2009, 01:01 PM

These aren't really "bashing" but are still some pretty funny FB screenshots i've taken.

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2009, 06:27 PM

angry pancake · 09-14-2009, 09:16 PM

Awesome shit Blonde & Poker Jesus.

Mr. Blonde · 09-15-2009, 11:01 AM

DJ FC · 09-15-2009, 11:50 AM

Blonde - that was barely facebook worthy and in no way interesting.

Mr. Blonde · 09-15-2009, 12:02 PM

It is to someone.

Ugly Bastard · 10-23-2009, 12:28 AM

Ptolobotemy · 10-23-2009, 09:41 PM

I gave up on paying attention to 80% of my Facebook friends. I block their statuses.

Too many talk about loving Jesus, how hard is to find true love, and how awful the weather is in Indiana. Thought, they don't believe in global warming. I know that from the 5 million quizzes they invite me to take every day.

Now, I think I might go back to looking at their statuses again. Those screenshots are priceless.

Ugly Bastard · 11-23-2009, 02:26 PM

An email I had forwarded to me. The guy who wrote this is the same guy that wrote Marriage is a Fascinating Entity

02-04-2009, 11:43 PM	#51 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	Denial is not just a lake in South America. -Sigmund Freud
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

02-04-2009, 11:47 PM	#52 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 3,754 Internets: 22095	Nah, I haven't drank tonight, I just can't type or spell. You should know that by now.
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03-01-2009, 11:05 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	Haha snap Blonde! Sounds like that dude got shot in the heart with an arrow from Cupid!
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

03-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#56 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	Gee I wonder if Blonde has ever had a bad experience with a relationship?
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

03-02-2009, 03:37 AM	#58 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	Sometimes it works ;-)
	God Save the Queen

03-01-2009, 10:57 PM	#53 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	A guy who started out as a friend of a friend last summer, but turned out to be real cool and we partied with some bitches in Phoenix for a while (he moved to AZ to go to school from Michigan) ended up moving back a couple months ago. He ended up wifeying this super white trash looking bitch and seriously fucking fell head over disgusting heels, i've been giving him shit for putting statuses on facebook like "oh my god, its insane how much i love this chick" but this was just too much: Sammy dude your album sorry its too much can't do it 10:52pmBryan lol 10:52pmSammy re-friend me when your'e single 10:52pmBryan hahaha 10:52pmSammy what you are doing goes against everything i admire in my friends 10:52pmBryan haha, sorry? 10:52pmSammy you fucking have a facebook album called "so this is what shakespeare wrote about" with nothing but pics of your girlfriend and some of you of those, you label "lil' romeo and juliet" don't apologize, just stop doing it or, don't but deal with the consequences Then I defriended him, I know its not much, but its something.

03-01-2009, 11:21 PM	#55 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	i hope he gets shot in the head, with a bullet. I say with utmost sincerity I wish nothing but the worst on people like this, but the thing is that I don't even need to. He's got his head so far in fucking lala land when she fucks him over he's going to fall so hard he'll probably kill himself.

03-01-2009, 11:42 PM	#57 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	I seek to serve as a warning for those who were not there to do the same for me. Oddly enough, no one fucking listens; and obviously I'm always right sooner or later. I'd like to think I would have been all ears.

03-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#59 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	Blonde, you are a strange animal.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

03-03-2009, 07:58 PM	#60 (permalink)
ninjaface Wee. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 4,688 Internets: 70583	A bitter, strange, bearded animal.

03-03-2009, 11:47 PM	#61 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,226 Internets: 57938	Thanks for the warning guys, I'll be double padding my walls now.

06-28-2009, 01:49 PM	#62 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	"I feel like an emotional lobster right now."
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

06-30-2009, 11:24 AM	#63 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	/na
	Last edited by Μr. Blonde; 07-12-2010 at 05:18 PM.

06-30-2009, 01:55 PM	#64 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,379 Internets: 34042	Your mom sucks my cock on the daily.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

09-02-2009, 02:43 PM	#65 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	~~My friend~~ This girl I know is getting a little too excited about her upcoming wedding.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

09-14-2009, 09:16 PM	#69 (permalink)
angry pancake I am more humble than tho Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,427 Internets: 94136	Awesome shit Blonde & Poker Jesus.
	Originally Posted by Cocktooth: 10 % more of 5% is still only 15%.

09-08-2009, 12:59 PM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	I've been collecting these for quite some time.
	Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 09-08-2009 at 01:11 PM.

09-08-2009, 01:01 PM	#67 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	These aren't really "bashing" but are still some pretty funny FB screenshots i've taken.

09-11-2009, 06:27 PM	#68 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

09-15-2009, 11:01 AM	#70 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691

09-15-2009, 11:50 AM	#71 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	Blonde - that was barely facebook worthy and in no way interesting.
	God Save the Queen

09-15-2009, 12:02 PM	#72 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	It is to someone.

10-23-2009, 12:28 AM	#73 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

10-23-2009, 09:41 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ptolobotemy We're whalers on the Moon Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 7 Internets: 52	I gave up on paying attention to 80% of my Facebook friends. I block their statuses. Too many talk about loving Jesus, how hard is to find true love, and how awful the weather is in Indiana. Thought, they don't believe in global warming. I know that from the 5 million quizzes they invite me to take every day. Now, I think I might go back to looking at their statuses again. Those screenshots are priceless.

11-23-2009, 02:26 PM	#75 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	An email I had forwarded to me. The guy who wrote this is the same guy that wrote Marriage is a Fascinating Entity
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

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