Bashing Lame Friends on Facebook

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

[Ugly Bastard]

Wowwww!

A.) Nice fucking work on saying that right in her face on her profile.

B.) Holy shit does her first comment on that scream "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!! I HAVE A BOY WHO IS INTERESTED IN ME AND NOW I FEEL THE WEIGHT OF THE PRESSURE ON DECIDING IF I SHOULD MOVE TO FABULOUS NEW YORK WITH HIM OR NOT!! PLEASE BE JEALOUS!"

Facebook really tilts me. It's really a remarkable website that has opened my eyes to things I really would have rather not seen.

[Mr. Blonde]

Yeah I can't believe she would post such a blatant "check out what the boy i'm fucking is doing" -- ten bucks she exaggerated that post quite a bit. Maybe i'm not hip on the playwright scene, but if he's already sold his play and doesn't live in NY, why in the fuck would he "need" to move? Isn't that pretty much the end of the line for writers? Now, if he WANTS to move to get more work opportunities, but "need" just seems like an exaggeration.

[Der Fuhrer]

It's total bullshit. First off, if he were to have just sold a play to any type of production company that was worth a damn, he would have just earned a sizable amount of money. If you're moving to New York with a sizable amount of money and very high future prospects, why would you want to bring some bitch from Indiana or wherever you're from to NYC, where I can imagine only some of the hottest girls on the planet inhabit.

Let me break it down for you. You're rich, you're successful, you're moving to New York City to make even more money, and there are a multitude of fine ass women there, why would you bring some skank with you from Indiana? It doesn't make any sense.

I would go as far to say she made the entire thing up. Perhaps not. But if she didn't, it's not going to work out. If what she says is true, then if I were you I would hope that she gets attached, uproots her life, and is then crushed when she finds him fucking another girl when she makes an unexpected visit to NYC.

Facebook is a forum to the world for a cesspool of dipshits, dumbasses and morons. Not only that, but I am certain that it has facilitated a number of cases of infidelity. I hate everything about facebook. God damn your status updates, I hope you die.

[Mr. Blonde]

the cutesy thing doesn't really make sense, but i'm pretty drunk and knew she wouldn't hve a retort a retort anyways

[BigDongedHoe]

The funny thing is Blonde I actually side with her on this.

Why are you so angry?

[Fruitacious B]

Aside from girls that ceaselessly post about their kids, chicks that do the same thing in reference to relationships make me wish that cyanide was a part of their diet. Good work.

[Mr. Blonde]

You're right BDH. That's hilarious. Why didn't I see the comedy in it before?

You aren't fb friends with her and don't have to see all the dumb couples shit she uploads. You don't have a leg to stand on to properly judge the issue, so your opinion on the matter is (as usual) worthless.

Also fwiw she took almost verbatim defenses from http://exposingfeminism.wordpress.com/shaming-tactics/

[Ugly Bastard]

Blonde, you're effort is in the right place, but you do need to dial it back a notch. It sounds too bitter right now. The key is to be superior and condecending in a way that makes them scramble to answer to you, not have an easy layup.

[Cocktooth]

Blonde, let's try to post happy things for a week. These flush that negativity away, and replace it with post equivalent to a bright sunshine. I think it would help clense your spirit and let you enjoy your internet life more.

[Mr. Blonde]

UB, on the internet a girl doesn't have to "scramble to answer you". She can just not respond. I'd much rather go for being a blantant dick to someone I view as a pretty worthless friend and even more so sexually worthless, especially since I already banged her back in AZ.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Sorry Blonde, but I agree with everyone else on this one. You're trying to hard. If she's so annoying just delete her.

[Mr. Blonde]

Maybe i'll delete you. From life.

[BigDongedHoe]

i think korea has a removal kit for sticks up one's ass!

Funniest line of that entire conversation... from Kristen

[DJ FC]

Blonde I also agree with these guys. You seem like a douche in that post. And if we have to understand the context (which we naturally can't) then don't post it at all.


CHILL THE FUCK OUT BLONDE ITS GOING TO BE OK

[Der Fuhrer]

Guys let's not be so hard on Mr. Blonde. You don't know what it's like to have volitile hormone levels once each month coupled with a tampon shoved up your vaginal canal to soak up the continuous bloody drip. Add to that list menstural cramps and bloating, and you've got yourself a serious pain the vag. Let's try to be more constructive in our criticism so as to not upset the PMSing Mr. Blonde.

If I might make a suggestion, Mr. Blonde, pick up a package of Midol from your local drugstore. I hear it really helps with your symptoms.

[vaga1220 *]

Blonde needs to get laid asap.

[Ugly Bastard]

This is pretty funny: How to Suck at Facebook - The Oatmeal

[Mr. Blonde]

I was wasted and annoyed, and if you don't like submissions without context, DJFC (and the rest of you, for that matter) then feel free to negrep me. I remain on the board one of the only members who almost always has and will continue to call a girl a dumb cunt when she annoys me, rather than obsequiously prostrate myself like the rest of the female-worshipping male gender. Quit being pansies, i'll pick on whom I wish, whether I look like a douche or not.

[BigDongedHoe]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I was wasted and annoyed, and if you don't like submissions without context, DJFC (and the rest of you, for that matter) then feel free to negrep me. I remain on the board one of the only members who almost always has and will continue to call a girl a dumb cunt when she annoys me, rather than obsequiously prostrate myself like the rest of the female-worshipping male gender. Quit being pansies, i'll pick on whom I wish, whether I look like a douche or not.

Who pissed in your cheerios, SHEESH!

[Mr. Blonde]

Cause the joke is pretending like i'm angry all the time.

[Dent]

/b/rothers, halp.


Facts : 17, fat.
Was raped when she was young (7ish) and now sucks everyone's dick to make it all better
Also doesn't know there difference between doesn't and don't.
She goes to a class I run next thursday, I'm not allowed to rape.
response/advice?

[Orgazmo]

/me rapes Mina

[Mr. Blonde]

I'm sorry Dent, we (naturally) can't understand the context, I don't think any of us can help you.

[Orgazmo]