Bashing Lame Friends on Facebook

[vaga1220 *]

post pics of malibu and others please. there's +rep in it for you.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I too will exchange reps for malibus.

[Fruitacious B]

Malibu




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Dr. Seuss (if anyone remembers that one)


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And...I think this one takes the cake...

underwater

[Mr. Blonde]

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

nice!

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Well done!

[Fruitacious B]

[Mr. Blonde]

those 4 guys who responded not even with a smartass responses are such fucking "dumb bitch" enablers. kind of the same thing UB's friend mentioned in this thread:

Oh, and guys, you aren’t off the hook here. You morons proceeded to post about 15 comments on this, including a bikini shot request that just perpetuates this behavior even further. You gave her exactly what she was looking for, which is confirmation that she is indeed an attractive girl. Well done, a-holes.

Not exactly the same situation, but I can only imagine the girl posting this is somewhat attractive and instead of those guys putting this generalizing whiny bitch in her place, they go the "white knight" route or play the victim. Pathetic.

[Der Fuhrer]

Agreeed. They should be neutered for being such little bitches.

[Orgazmo]

I'm really not even sure who this is, but accepting her friend request was a terrific decision.

[C00ter]

Maury!

[Der Fuhrer]

Holy shit hahaha I went to elementary school with that bitch. I remember her in the second grade. God we used to make fun of that bitch constantly. I fucking hated her from the moment I met her because the bitch has the same birthday as I do. I'm pretty sure I used to tell her that it wasn't her birthday because it was mine.

I also worked with her at Lowe's a few years ago during the summer. I never talked to her and avoided her like herpes. How her life turned out is really no surprise. Some people are just destined to be trash. I could tell this is where she was headed in the second grade.

What's really depressing is that she's had three offspring already. And all of her hillbilly trash friends probably also have three or four offspring. The quality of our population is diminishing.

[Fruitacious B]

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

I also worked with her at Lowe's a few years ago during the summer. I never talked to her and avoided her like herpes. How her life turned out is really no surprise.

I knew she looked familiar from somewhere, and it was definitely Lowe's. You're right, none of that comes as a surprise whatsoever. This kind of white trash swine will do nothing but milk their kids for money while calling their child's father a deadbeat over employment that their fatass will never have.

seriously, look at this fat cunt. Those kids are fucked.

[Orgazmo]

To be fair, I think she just has the one kid. The other 2 referenced are the guy's. This is what I infer from reading her status updates.

But...yes. Yes to everything else.

[Ugly Bastard]

Holy shit! Those people deliver! God I love it when people air it all out on Facebook for the whole world to read.

[DJ FC]

It's awful. Makes me want to vomit. I should be the one making kids. Kids who would have a dad who would teach them the wonders of the world and the drive to make the world better. A drive for profit. But I'm too smart for that. And so is everybody else who should be having kids.

The dumb people have kids.

It's terrible.

[Fruitacious B]

Not all people who have kids will fail this miserably. It just means that the cool people's kids are going to have to put up with the same, if not worse, peers than we did.


Edit: Every time I read the words 'pay up baby', it exponentially increases my desire to see that bitch drawn and quartered.

[Dent]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

I should be the one making kids.

Don't you fucking dare

[DDTempest]

<Obligatory comment about Shaw having kids>

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by DJ FC

It's awful. Makes me want to vomit. I should be the one making kids. Kids who would have a dad who would teach them the wonders of the world and the drive to make the world better. A drive for profit. But I'm too smart for that. And so is everybody else who should be having kids.

The dumb people have kids.

It's terrible.

There could not be any more truth to this statement. Even people who are "smart" (went to college, have a "good career", house in the suburbs etc.), people like all of you here know, have some of the worst common sense and the most narrow worldviews of anyone i've met. I don't know if i'll have kids or not, but probably not for a while if I do, and there are already so many things I could teach him/her about how not to suck when he's growing up.

On a related note, while my parents were definitely good parents, I mean I can't complain, on the intellectual and "advice" aspect of parenting, I suffered a lot. The rare bits of advice my parents did give me was just plain wrong (in hindsight) or based on the obligatory status quo, without any actual independent thinking applied to it whatsoever. My sister (who is currently pregnant with her second child, husband has a pretty well paying pharm. sales job, just got super excited about getting a brand new SUV and "getting a dvd player and bluetooth installed this week) and her husband are going to turn out just like my parents, only probably with more money. Their kids (unless my brother and I have anything to do with it) are probably going to turn into dumbass jocks who will follow the same kind of route their parents did like robots. It's terrible.

[Ugly Bastard]

Kids just seem like a pain in the ass. I have no interest in having them unless I'm so wealthy that its understood my "role" in raising the kids will be to pay someone else to do it. I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm all about doing stuff with them and instilling values and all that shit, I just don't want to deal with all of the chores involved in having a kid.

[Der Fuhrer]

The only way to achieve some form of immortality is through offspring. Your DNA persists after death through them, as does your memory. I will definitely have children one day if I can find a girl willing to let me knock her up.

[f3lix]

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

The only way to achieve some form of immortality is through offspring. Your DNA persists after death through them, as does your memory. I will definitely have children one day if I can find a girl willing to let me knock her up.

Talk to Sittin On Dubs, I'm sure he can find you one.

[Mr. Blonde]

Godaddy.com, while I love the products they provide, was one of the shittiest most "corporate" jobs i've ever had. For as much sense of humor they at least try to convey, the work environment offers none. Promotions in the company are almost all personal favors and I constantly had to deal with dumbass "sales motivating" supervisors whom I knew more about the godaddy backend than they did.

Anyways, my buddy Casey (who is also an ex employee) and I recently started trolling their facebook page for kicks. We don't plan on anything coming from it other than entertainment, but as far as I know you can't remove fans from Facebook. So until they successfully report us and facebook makes us stop, we will bring you these:

[Mr. Blonde]