03-01-2009, 10:57 PM | #53 (permalink) |
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A guy who started out as a friend of a friend last summer, but turned out to be real cool and we partied with some bitches in Phoenix for a while (he moved to AZ to go to school from Michigan) ended up moving back a couple months ago. He ended up wifeying this super white trash looking bitch and seriously fucking fell head over disgusting heels, i've been giving him shit for putting statuses on facebook like "oh my god, its insane how much i love this chick" but this was just too much:
Sammy dude your album sorry its too much can't do it 10:52pmBryan lol 10:52pmSammy re-friend me when your'e single 10:52pmBryan hahaha 10:52pmSammy what you are doing goes against everything i admire in my friends 10:52pmBryan haha, sorry? 10:52pmSammy you fucking have a facebook album called "so this is what shakespeare wrote about" with nothing but pics of your girlfriend and some of you of those, you label "lil' romeo and juliet" don't apologize, just stop doing it or, don't but deal with the consequences Then I defriended him, I know its not much, but its something. |
03-01-2009, 11:21 PM | #55 (permalink) |
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i hope he gets shot in the head, with a bullet. I say with utmost sincerity I wish nothing but the worst on people like this, but the thing is that I don't even need to. He's got his head so far in fucking lala land when she fucks him over he's going to fall so hard he'll probably kill himself.
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03-01-2009, 11:42 PM | #57 (permalink) |
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I seek to serve as a warning for those who were not there to do the same for me. Oddly enough, no one fucking listens; and obviously I'm always right sooner or later. I'd like to think I would have been all ears.
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03-02-2009, 03:37 AM | #58 (permalink) |
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Sometimes it works ;-)
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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09-15-2009, 10:50 AM | #71 (permalink) |
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Blonde - that was barely facebook worthy and in no way interesting.
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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10-23-2009, 08:41 PM | #74 (permalink) |
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I gave up on paying attention to 80% of my Facebook friends. I block their statuses.
Too many talk about loving Jesus, how hard is to find true love, and how awful the weather is in Indiana. Thought, they don't believe in global warming. I know that from the 5 million quizzes they invite me to take every day. Now, I think I might go back to looking at their statuses again. Those screenshots are priceless. |
11-23-2009, 02:26 PM | #75 (permalink) |
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An email I had forwarded to me. The guy who wrote this is the same guy that wrote Marriage is a Fascinating Entity
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