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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-04-2009, 11:43 PM

Denial is not just a lake in South America.
-Sigmund Freud

Cocktooth · 02-04-2009, 11:47 PM

Nah, I haven't drank tonight, I just can't type or spell. You should know that by now.

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 10:57 PM

A guy who started out as a friend of a friend last summer, but turned out to be real cool and we partied with some bitches in Phoenix for a while (he moved to AZ to go to school from Michigan) ended up moving back a couple months ago. He ended up wifeying this super white trash looking bitch and seriously fucking fell head over disgusting heels, i've been giving him shit for putting statuses on facebook like "oh my god, its insane how much i love this chick" but this was just too much:

Sammy

dude

your album

sorry

its too much

can't do it

10:52pmBryan

lol

10:52pmSammy

re-friend me when your'e single

10:52pmBryan

hahaha

10:52pmSammy

what you are doing goes against everything i admire in my friends

10:52pmBryan

haha, sorry?

10:52pmSammy

you fucking have a facebook album

called "so this is what shakespeare wrote about"

with nothing but pics of your girlfriend

and some of you

of those, you label "lil' romeo and juliet"

don't apologize, just stop doing it

or, don't

but deal with the consequences

Then I defriended him, I know its not much, but its something.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 11:05 PM

Haha snap Blonde! Sounds like that dude got shot in the heart with an arrow from Cupid!

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 11:21 PM

i hope he gets shot in the head, with a bullet. I say with utmost sincerity I wish nothing but the worst on people like this, but the thing is that I don't even need to. He's got his head so far in fucking lala land when she fucks him over he's going to fall so hard he'll probably kill himself.

Ugly Bastard · 03-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Gee I wonder if Blonde has ever had a bad experience with a relationship?

Mr. Blonde · 03-01-2009, 11:42 PM

I seek to serve as a warning for those who were not there to do the same for me. Oddly enough, no one fucking listens; and obviously I'm always right sooner or later. I'd like to think I would have been all ears.

DJ FC · 03-02-2009, 03:37 AM

Sometimes it works ;-)

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-02-2009, 08:58 AM

Blonde, you are a strange animal.

ninjaface · 03-03-2009, 07:58 PM

A bitter, strange, bearded animal.

f3lix · 03-03-2009, 11:47 PM

Thanks for the warning guys, I'll be double padding my walls now.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-28-2009, 12:49 PM

"I feel like an emotional lobster right now."

Μr. Blonde · 06-30-2009, 10:24 AM

vaga1220 * · 06-30-2009, 12:55 PM

Your mom sucks my cock on the daily.

Ugly Bastard · 09-02-2009, 01:43 PM

~~My friend~~ This girl I know is getting a little too excited about her upcoming wedding.

Mr. Blonde · 09-08-2009, 11:59 AM

I've been collecting these for quite some time.

Mr. Blonde · 09-08-2009, 12:01 PM

These aren't really "bashing" but are still some pretty funny FB screenshots i've taken.

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2009, 05:27 PM

angry pancake · 09-14-2009, 08:16 PM

Awesome shit Blonde & Poker Jesus.

Mr. Blonde · 09-15-2009, 10:01 AM

DJ FC · 09-15-2009, 10:50 AM

Blonde - that was barely facebook worthy and in no way interesting.

Mr. Blonde · 09-15-2009, 11:02 AM

It is to someone.

Ugly Bastard · 10-22-2009, 11:28 PM

Ptolobotemy · 10-23-2009, 08:41 PM

I gave up on paying attention to 80% of my Facebook friends. I block their statuses.

Too many talk about loving Jesus, how hard is to find true love, and how awful the weather is in Indiana. Thought, they don't believe in global warming. I know that from the 5 million quizzes they invite me to take every day.

Now, I think I might go back to looking at their statuses again. Those screenshots are priceless.

Ugly Bastard · 11-23-2009, 02:26 PM

An email I had forwarded to me. The guy who wrote this is the same guy that wrote Marriage is a Fascinating Entity

02-04-2009, 11:43 PM	#51 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Denial is not just a lake in South America. -Sigmund Freud
	#YOLO

02-04-2009, 11:47 PM	#52 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Nah, I haven't drank tonight, I just can't type or spell. You should know that by now.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

03-02-2009, 03:37 AM	#58 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Sometimes it works ;-)
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

03-02-2009, 08:58 AM	#59 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Blonde, you are a strange animal.
	#YOLO

06-28-2009, 12:49 PM	#62 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	"I feel like an emotional lobster right now."
	#YOLO

03-01-2009, 10:57 PM	#53 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	A guy who started out as a friend of a friend last summer, but turned out to be real cool and we partied with some bitches in Phoenix for a while (he moved to AZ to go to school from Michigan) ended up moving back a couple months ago. He ended up wifeying this super white trash looking bitch and seriously fucking fell head over disgusting heels, i've been giving him shit for putting statuses on facebook like "oh my god, its insane how much i love this chick" but this was just too much: Sammy dude your album sorry its too much can't do it 10:52pmBryan lol 10:52pmSammy re-friend me when your'e single 10:52pmBryan hahaha 10:52pmSammy what you are doing goes against everything i admire in my friends 10:52pmBryan haha, sorry? 10:52pmSammy you fucking have a facebook album called "so this is what shakespeare wrote about" with nothing but pics of your girlfriend and some of you of those, you label "lil' romeo and juliet" don't apologize, just stop doing it or, don't but deal with the consequences Then I defriended him, I know its not much, but its something.

03-01-2009, 11:05 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Haha snap Blonde! Sounds like that dude got shot in the heart with an arrow from Cupid!

03-01-2009, 11:21 PM	#55 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	i hope he gets shot in the head, with a bullet. I say with utmost sincerity I wish nothing but the worst on people like this, but the thing is that I don't even need to. He's got his head so far in fucking lala land when she fucks him over he's going to fall so hard he'll probably kill himself.

03-01-2009, 11:24 PM	#56 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Gee I wonder if Blonde has ever had a bad experience with a relationship?

03-01-2009, 11:42 PM	#57 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I seek to serve as a warning for those who were not there to do the same for me. Oddly enough, no one fucking listens; and obviously I'm always right sooner or later. I'd like to think I would have been all ears.

03-03-2009, 07:58 PM	#60 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	A bitter, strange, bearded animal.

03-03-2009, 11:47 PM	#61 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Thanks for the warning guys, I'll be double padding my walls now.

06-30-2009, 10:24 AM	#63 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	/na
	Last edited by Μr. Blonde; 07-12-2010 at 04:18 PM.

06-30-2009, 12:55 PM	#64 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,515 Internets: 60790	Your mom sucks my cock on the daily.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

09-02-2009, 01:43 PM	#65 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	~~My friend~~ This girl I know is getting a little too excited about her upcoming wedding.

09-08-2009, 11:59 AM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I've been collecting these for quite some time.
	Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 09-08-2009 at 12:11 PM.

09-08-2009, 12:01 PM	#67 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	These aren't really "bashing" but are still some pretty funny FB screenshots i've taken.

09-11-2009, 05:27 PM	#68 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330

09-15-2009, 10:01 AM	#70 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288

09-15-2009, 10:50 AM	#71 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Blonde - that was barely facebook worthy and in no way interesting.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

09-15-2009, 11:02 AM	#72 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	It is to someone.

10-22-2009, 11:28 PM	#73 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330

10-23-2009, 08:41 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ptolobotemy We're whalers on the Moon Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 7 Internets: 52	I gave up on paying attention to 80% of my Facebook friends. I block their statuses. Too many talk about loving Jesus, how hard is to find true love, and how awful the weather is in Indiana. Thought, they don't believe in global warming. I know that from the 5 million quizzes they invite me to take every day. Now, I think I might go back to looking at their statuses again. Those screenshots are priceless.

11-23-2009, 02:26 PM	#75 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	An email I had forwarded to me. The guy who wrote this is the same guy that wrote Marriage is a Fascinating Entity

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