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Ugly Bastard · 12-09-2009, 11:54 PM

Shaw's baby-mama's status:

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I'm loving that I actually can feel the baby fluttering in my tummy these days!!! Now if I could just get the baby to learn my sleep schedule so not to kick me in the bladder at 3:30 am again tonight so that I might actually get some sleep!!! Regardless, I treasure every little flutter that I am blessed with feeling!!

Sigh...

ninjaface · 12-10-2009, 12:11 AM

I like seeing pregnant girls change their relationship status to single. It makes me lol.

Cocktooth · 12-10-2009, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Shaw's baby-mama's status:

Sigh...

I've kind of learned from a couple other buddies that all of her status' are going to be from the whining nature. She is completely obsessed with giving every detail of her prego life up on facebook. Apparently, I'm not the type of guy to open up to, if you can imagine that. Regardless, we found out the sex of the kid, with my "begging" so now she has the reigns. I would prefer to speak about this in another forum, regardless of the people who give a damn.

Mr. Blonde · 12-15-2009, 11:39 PM

These are all from the last 24 hours. My family is fucking retarded.

(her husband is a pharmaceutical rep for Adderall products, so for her to be bashing modern medicine like flu shots (which have saved pry millions of lives, but be okay with a veritable "designer drug" like Adderall is ridiculous. Link goes to a report on a bunch of Adderall having been recalled. No response)

My family has a really bad habit of NEVER taking issue of me when I bring up shit like this to them. They just ignore it, like their brains can't handle any dissent that isn't mainstream and popular. Ridiculous.

Ugly Bastard · 12-15-2009, 11:46 PM

I really wish I hadn't read all of that.

DDTempest · 12-16-2009, 09:52 AM

I want to hurt your family Blonde, do I have your permission?

Mr. Blonde · 12-17-2009, 05:50 AM

this is a girl i used to heavily flirt with in college and hung out with, as her boyfriend didn't (and still hasn't gone to university) go to our college so he wasn't around a lot. they broke up for a while but i was already living in AZ. We stopped talking a lot the past couple years.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-17-2009, 09:13 AM

weird

Ugly Bastard · 12-17-2009, 12:09 PM

Pains me to say this, but I think she edged you in that argument. What's up with the OCD maintainance of your Facebook friends anyway? I guess I just don't give a shit if I'm friends with people I'll probably never see or talk to again.

Mr. Blonde · 12-17-2009, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Pains me to say this, but I think she edged you in that argument.

You always say something to this effect, whenever I respond to something of the sort. Forgive me, sir, but when someone aggressively brings something to my table the only way to shut them down is to reply aggressively. I wasn't emotionally caught up in it, I was simply laying the facts down in a more intense way than she was. Of course she edged me: anytime someone acts like a fucking idiot they edge me.

Ugly Bastard · 12-17-2009, 10:41 PM

I guess I just don't understand what makes her a fucking idiot in this situation.

Mr. Blonde · 12-17-2009, 10:51 PM

The fact that she's bitching about me defriending her (which i deemed a pretty harmless action at the time and haven't thought about it since) even though we never talk. Everybody has become accustomed to "arbitrary facebook friendship" just because you have met somebody/ knew them once, and I don't like that. You yourself have just over 500 friends on FB, i have over 800, and we both know for a fact I don't speak to probably 2/3 of those people in an entire year, and really need to remove more. Why do any of them deserve an insight to my life if i dont' want them to?

Orgazmo · 12-17-2009, 11:08 PM

I think you're both (blonde and bitch) dummies for giving a shit.

Mr. Blonde · 12-17-2009, 11:33 PM

I think i'll defriend you.

Orgazmo · 12-17-2009, 11:51 PM

Plz no.

DDTempest · 12-18-2009, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Everybody has become accustomed to "arbitrary facebook friendship" just because you have met somebody/ knew them once, and I don't like that.

Agreed. I commend you Blonde for taking some kind of stand on this shit. Does it hurt to have 800 million facebook friends? No. Does it matter? Fuck yes it does.

I have 68 facebook friends, most of which I never talk to and have no desire to talk to with some day, will probably delete a number of them soon. I don't search out people I know and I decline requests from most of the people from high school that add me, I haven't given enough of a shit to talk to them in ten years why do I want to read whatever trite crap they smear all over their shithouse wall.

vaga1220 * · 12-18-2009, 11:27 AM

One of my friends just posted this.

If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.'

lulz.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-18-2009, 09:00 PM

The only time I log on to facebook is when someone sends me a msg or friends me and I get an email bc of it. I accept anyone I know. But it doesn't happen very often bc people generally don't like me.

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2009, 02:51 AM

Saw this on my 18 year old cousin Matt's wall. He's actually a real cool kid, so I was almost reluctant to call him out on this public display of affection, but ultimately stuck to my ideals:

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2009, 02:55 AM

I don't know how I would react with such young lovers...plus, he was pretty much obligated to reply to that in order to keep the sex coming i'm sure (I loled at the "well...ditto" reply) but that being said, your response was mostly truth veiled with humor, not that caustic of a reply really, so not bad.

vaga1220 * · 12-19-2009, 12:59 PM

I disagree with "he was pretty much obligated to reply to that in order to keep the sex coming." Mr. Blond. I think he should of said some thing like "Cool story." This would unstable there relationship to the point that she would feel sex was her only reliable, high percentage option. You see stable relationship = no sex. If that where not true then getting married, buying a house together, and having kids together would = lots of sex, but we can see this is simply not the case. Ugly did the right thing, cockblocking him. Better he learn now, with a stupid 18 ish whore then with a wealthy MILF.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-13-2010, 08:10 PM

hey matt. haven't talked to you in years. i'm a new person, i live for christ now. i'd like to kno how your doing. we had some good times together. im actually pretty good friends with <removed name> now. he got saved too. he remembers us from biology, and always refers to it when speaking about how much ive changed.lol..... its been a crazy ride, i'll give you my testimony if you would like. God's been with me every step of the way. hope your doing well, and i would love to talk with you again. take care matt

Orgazmo · 01-13-2010, 08:37 PM

God should teach him the difference between your and you're.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2010, 09:01 PM

Did someone really send that to you? If so... wow. You've know some hoot stain people.

DDTempest · 01-13-2010, 09:43 PM

Who the fuck is Matt?

12-15-2009, 11:39 PM	#79 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	These are all from the last 24 hours. My family is fucking retarded. (her husband is a pharmaceutical rep for Adderall products, so for her to be bashing modern medicine like flu shots (which have saved pry millions of lives, but be okay with a veritable "designer drug" like Adderall is ridiculous. Link goes to a report on a bunch of Adderall having been recalled. No response) My family has a really bad habit of NEVER taking issue of me when I bring up shit like this to them. They just ignore it, like their brains can't handle any dissent that isn't mainstream and popular. Ridiculous.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 12-15-2009 at 11:42 PM.

12-17-2009, 05:50 AM	#82 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	this is a girl i used to heavily flirt with in college and hung out with, as her boyfriend didn't (and still hasn't gone to university) go to our college so he wasn't around a lot. they broke up for a while but i was already living in AZ. We stopped talking a lot the past couple years.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-17-2009, 09:13 AM	#83 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	weird
	#YOLO

12-17-2009, 10:51 PM	#87 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The fact that she's bitching about me defriending her (which i deemed a pretty harmless action at the time and haven't thought about it since) even though we never talk. Everybody has become accustomed to "arbitrary facebook friendship" just because you have met somebody/ knew them once, and I don't like that. You yourself have just over 500 friends on FB, i have over 800, and we both know for a fact I don't speak to probably 2/3 of those people in an entire year, and really need to remove more. Why do any of them deserve an insight to my life if i dont' want them to?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-17-2009, 11:33 PM	#89 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I think i'll defriend you.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-10-2009, 12:11 AM	#77 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I like seeing pregnant girls change their relationship status to single. It makes me lol.

12-15-2009, 11:46 PM	#80 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I really wish I hadn't read all of that.

12-17-2009, 12:09 PM	#84 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Pains me to say this, but I think she edged you in that argument. What's up with the OCD maintainance of your Facebook friends anyway? I guess I just don't give a shit if I'm friends with people I'll probably never see or talk to again.

12-17-2009, 10:41 PM	#86 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I guess I just don't understand what makes her a fucking idiot in this situation.

12-17-2009, 11:08 PM	#88 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I think you're both (blonde and bitch) dummies for giving a shit.

12-17-2009, 11:51 PM	#90 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Plz no.

12-18-2009, 11:27 AM	#92 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	One of my friends just posted this. If you don't know, as of today, Facebook will automatically start plunging the Earth into the Sun. To change this option, go to Settings --> Planetary Settings --> Trajectory, then UN-CLICK the box that says 'Apocalypse.' lulz.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

12-18-2009, 09:00 PM	#93 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	The only time I log on to facebook is when someone sends me a msg or friends me and I get an email bc of it. I accept anyone I know. But it doesn't happen very often bc people generally don't like me.
	#YOLO

12-19-2009, 02:51 AM	#94 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Saw this on my 18 year old cousin Matt's wall. He's actually a real cool kid, so I was almost reluctant to call him out on this public display of affection, but ultimately stuck to my ideals:

12-19-2009, 02:55 AM	#95 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I don't know how I would react with such young lovers...plus, he was pretty much obligated to reply to that in order to keep the sex coming i'm sure (I loled at the "well...ditto" reply) but that being said, your response was mostly truth veiled with humor, not that caustic of a reply really, so not bad.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2009, 12:59 PM	#96 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I disagree with "he was pretty much obligated to reply to that in order to keep the sex coming." Mr. Blond. I think he should of said some thing like "Cool story." This would unstable there relationship to the point that she would feel sex was her only reliable, high percentage option. You see stable relationship = no sex. If that where not true then getting married, buying a house together, and having kids together would = lots of sex, but we can see this is simply not the case. Ugly did the right thing, cockblocking him. Better he learn now, with a stupid 18 ish whore then with a wealthy MILF.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

01-13-2010, 08:10 PM	#97 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hey matt. haven't talked to you in years. i'm a new person, i live for christ now. i'd like to kno how your doing. we had some good times together. im actually pretty good friends with <removed name> now. he got saved too. he remembers us from biology, and always refers to it when speaking about how much ive changed.lol..... its been a crazy ride, i'll give you my testimony if you would like. God's been with me every step of the way. hope your doing well, and i would love to talk with you again. take care matt
	#YOLO

01-13-2010, 08:37 PM	#98 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	God should teach him the difference between your and you're.

01-13-2010, 09:01 PM	#99 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Did someone really send that to you? If so... wow. You've know some hoot stain people.

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