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Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2010, 09:49 PM

Update on my cousin who had all the 'I love you' shit going on with his girlfriend from a few posts above:

They have since broken up and today he posted this as his status, "We don't buy no drinks at the bar... We pop champagne cause we got that dough...Let me hear say Aahhh"

I'm so proud I could cry...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-13-2010, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Did someone really send that to you? If so... wow. You've know some hoot stain people.

yea, I hadn't talked to him since freshmen year of highschool. but he was ready to give me his testimony. Maybe I should hook him up with BDH.

Mr. Blonde · 01-13-2010, 10:13 PM

I'd like to see a response. Maybe string him along for a bit, make him think you need christs love

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-13-2010, 10:17 PM

I think i'll pass... I just told him "glad you're doing well." Sounds like he was addicted to something that rotted his brain before he was saved.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2010, 11:38 PM

AcTivE-style panic. A classic.

BigDongedHoe · 01-13-2010, 11:44 PM

Its amazing how stupid people can be about that. I wonder what goes through his head before he sends something like that. "Boy if I come off like a complete creepy weirdo I bet non-believers will immediately want to talk to me!"

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-14-2010, 12:33 AM

for your collective amusement

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2010, 12:44 AM

Do us Middlebury folk know this guy?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-14-2010, 01:05 AM

yep, you're just dying to know are you?

How should you play this?

!) play it off like you don't care

2) play it off like you aren't playing it off like you don't care

3) beg and grovel

choose the correct answer and i will pm you his name.

1 in 3 chance

DJ FC · 01-14-2010, 03:18 AM

3

I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2010, 05:00 AM

BigDongedHoe · 01-14-2010, 11:11 AM

He spelled evangelism wrong.

Dent · 01-14-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

He spelled evangelism wrong.

I was convinced it was you

YouTube

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2010, 11:51 AM

God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.

Fruitacious B · 01-14-2010, 12:13 PM

If that's what the popular kids listened to, I'd hate to know what the non-popular kids did.

ID, You should send him a link to some midget clown amputee scat porn under the guise of it being a 'symbol of your ministry'.

YouTube

Beebs · 01-15-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.

No, we most certainly did not.

Beebs · 01-15-2010, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by George W. Bush

3

I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.

ditto

Mr. Blonde · 01-15-2010, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Beebs

No, we most certainly did not.

Christianity was super cool in 6-7th grade.

Mr. Blonde · 01-26-2010, 12:59 AM

arizona girls are so fucking retarded.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-26-2010, 07:07 PM

I know three girls that are school teachers out here and are complete fucking rocks when it comes to having an intelligent thought. That's only one of the reasons AZ's schools are the worst in the nation.

Fruitacious B · 02-26-2010, 09:04 PM

Der Fuhrer · 02-28-2010, 12:17 AM

I hate minorities who not only feel the need to post their status in all capital letters, but also to talk in broken english. Genocide!

Hank · 03-01-2010, 01:36 AM

der, you're making me rethink my position on race relations.

Fruitacious B · 03-10-2010, 02:25 AM

DDTempest · 03-16-2010, 08:49 PM

The girl I was dating ... probably not so much anymore.

01-13-2010, 10:13 PM	#103 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'd like to see a response. Maybe string him along for a bit, make him think you need christs love
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-13-2010, 10:17 PM	#104 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I think i'll pass... I just told him "glad you're doing well." Sounds like he was addicted to something that rotted his brain before he was saved.
	#YOLO

01-13-2010, 11:44 PM	#106 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Its amazing how stupid people can be about that. I wonder what goes through his head before he sends something like that. "Boy if I come off like a complete creepy weirdo I bet non-believers will immediately want to talk to me!"
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-14-2010, 12:33 AM	#107 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	for your collective amusement
	#YOLO

01-14-2010, 12:44 AM	#108 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Do us Middlebury folk know this guy?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-13-2010, 09:49 PM	#101 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Update on my cousin who had all the 'I love you' shit going on with his girlfriend from a few posts above: They have since broken up and today he posted this as his status, "We don't buy no drinks at the bar... We pop champagne cause we got that dough...Let me hear say Aahhh" I'm so proud I could cry...

01-13-2010, 11:38 PM	#105 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	AcTivE-style panic. A classic.

01-14-2010, 01:05 AM	#109 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	yep, you're just dying to know are you? How should you play this? !) play it off like you don't care 2) play it off like you aren't playing it off like you don't care 3) beg and grovel choose the correct answer and i will pm you his name. 1 in 3 chance
	#YOLO

01-14-2010, 03:18 AM	#110 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	3 I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

01-14-2010, 05:00 AM	#111 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	2?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-14-2010, 11:11 AM	#112 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	He spelled evangelism wrong.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-14-2010, 11:51 AM	#114 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-26-2010, 12:59 AM	#119 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	arizona girls are so fucking retarded.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-26-2010, 07:07 PM	#120 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I know three girls that are school teachers out here and are complete fucking rocks when it comes to having an intelligent thought. That's only one of the reasons AZ's schools are the worst in the nation.

02-26-2010, 09:04 PM	#121 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-28-2010, 12:17 AM	#122 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I hate minorities who not only feel the need to post their status in all capital letters, but also to talk in broken english. Genocide!

03-01-2010, 01:36 AM	#123 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 229	der, you're making me rethink my position on race relations.
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

03-10-2010, 02:25 AM	#124 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

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