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Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2010, 08:49 PM

Update on my cousin who had all the 'I love you' shit going on with his girlfriend from a few posts above:

They have since broken up and today he posted this as his status, "We don't buy no drinks at the bar... We pop champagne cause we got that dough...Let me hear say Aahhh"

I'm so proud I could cry...

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-13-2010, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Did someone really send that to you? If so... wow. You've know some hoot stain people.

yea, I hadn't talked to him since freshmen year of highschool. but he was ready to give me his testimony. Maybe I should hook him up with BDH.

Mr. Blonde · 01-13-2010, 09:13 PM

I'd like to see a response. Maybe string him along for a bit, make him think you need christs love

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-13-2010, 09:17 PM

I think i'll pass... I just told him "glad you're doing well." Sounds like he was addicted to something that rotted his brain before he was saved.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2010, 10:38 PM

AcTivE-style panic. A classic.

BigDongedHoe · 01-13-2010, 10:44 PM

Its amazing how stupid people can be about that. I wonder what goes through his head before he sends something like that. "Boy if I come off like a complete creepy weirdo I bet non-believers will immediately want to talk to me!"

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-13-2010, 11:33 PM

for your collective amusement

Mr. Blonde · 01-13-2010, 11:44 PM

Do us Middlebury folk know this guy?

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-14-2010, 12:05 AM

yep, you're just dying to know are you?

How should you play this?

!) play it off like you don't care

2) play it off like you aren't playing it off like you don't care

3) beg and grovel

choose the correct answer and i will pm you his name.

1 in 3 chance

DJ FC · 01-14-2010, 02:18 AM

3

I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2010, 04:00 AM

BigDongedHoe · 01-14-2010, 10:11 AM

He spelled evangelism wrong.

Dent · 01-14-2010, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

He spelled evangelism wrong.

I was convinced it was you

YouTube

Mr. Blonde · 01-14-2010, 10:51 AM

God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.

Fruitacious B · 01-14-2010, 11:13 AM

If that's what the popular kids listened to, I'd hate to know what the non-popular kids did.

ID, You should send him a link to some midget clown amputee scat porn under the guise of it being a 'symbol of your ministry'.

YouTube

Beebs · 01-15-2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.

No, we most certainly did not.

Beebs · 01-15-2010, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

3

I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.

ditto

Mr. Blonde · 01-15-2010, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebs

No, we most certainly did not.

Christianity was super cool in 6-7th grade.

Mr. Blonde · 01-25-2010, 11:59 PM

arizona girls are so fucking retarded.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 01-26-2010, 06:07 PM

I know three girls that are school teachers out here and are complete fucking rocks when it comes to having an intelligent thought. That's only one of the reasons AZ's schools are the worst in the nation.

Fruitacious B · 02-26-2010, 08:04 PM

Der Fuhrer · 02-27-2010, 11:17 PM

I hate minorities who not only feel the need to post their status in all capital letters, but also to talk in broken english. Genocide!

Hank · 03-01-2010, 12:36 AM

der, you're making me rethink my position on race relations.

Fruitacious B · 03-10-2010, 01:25 AM

DDTempest * · 03-16-2010, 08:49 PM

The girl I was dating ... probably not so much anymore.

01-13-2010, 08:49 PM	#101 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard U-S-A! U-S-A! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 10,438 Internets: 6195	Update on my cousin who had all the 'I love you' shit going on with his girlfriend from a few posts above: They have since broken up and today he posted this as his status, "We don't buy no drinks at the bar... We pop champagne cause we got that dough...Let me hear say Aahhh" I'm so proud I could cry...
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

01-13-2010, 09:13 PM	#103 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Global Warming = Bullshit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Asia Posts: 10,829 Internets: 7242	I'd like to see a response. Maybe string him along for a bit, make him think you need christs love
	"It is amazing how many people seemingly cannot tell the difference between 'X is true' and 'It is desirable that people should believe that X is true'. Or maybe they don't really fall for this logical error, but simply rate truth as unimportant compared with human feelings. I don't want to decry human feelings. But let's be clear, in any particular conversation, what we are talking about: feelings, or truth. Both may be important, but they are not the same thing."

01-13-2010, 09:17 PM	#104 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Mr. Piss On Me Please Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 6,128 Internets: 6479	I think i'll pass... I just told him "glad you're doing well." Sounds like he was addicted to something that rotted his brain before he was saved.
	King of the Arcade

01-13-2010, 10:38 PM	#105 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard U-S-A! U-S-A! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 10,438 Internets: 6195	AcTivE-style panic. A classic.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

01-13-2010, 10:44 PM	#106 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw, Indiana, USA Posts: 3,179 Internets: 2849	Its amazing how stupid people can be about that. I wonder what goes through his head before he sends something like that. "Boy if I come off like a complete creepy weirdo I bet non-believers will immediately want to talk to me!"
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-13-2010, 11:33 PM	#107 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Mr. Piss On Me Please Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 6,128 Internets: 6479	for your collective amusement
	King of the Arcade

01-13-2010, 11:44 PM	#108 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Global Warming = Bullshit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Asia Posts: 10,829 Internets: 7242	Do us Middlebury folk know this guy?
	"It is amazing how many people seemingly cannot tell the difference between 'X is true' and 'It is desirable that people should believe that X is true'. Or maybe they don't really fall for this logical error, but simply rate truth as unimportant compared with human feelings. I don't want to decry human feelings. But let's be clear, in any particular conversation, what we are talking about: feelings, or truth. Both may be important, but they are not the same thing."

01-14-2010, 12:05 AM	#109 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Mr. Piss On Me Please Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 6,128 Internets: 6479	yep, you're just dying to know are you? How should you play this? !) play it off like you don't care 2) play it off like you aren't playing it off like you don't care 3) beg and grovel choose the correct answer and i will pm you his name. 1 in 3 chance
	King of the Arcade

01-14-2010, 02:18 AM	#110 (permalink)
DJ FC Heil Kitler Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vegas Posts: 2,096 Internets: 4080	3 I really want to ridicule this person so please tell me.
	Yeeeeeeehaw!

01-14-2010, 04:00 AM	#111 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Global Warming = Bullshit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Asia Posts: 10,829 Internets: 7242	2?
	"It is amazing how many people seemingly cannot tell the difference between 'X is true' and 'It is desirable that people should believe that X is true'. Or maybe they don't really fall for this logical error, but simply rate truth as unimportant compared with human feelings. I don't want to decry human feelings. But let's be clear, in any particular conversation, what we are talking about: feelings, or truth. Both may be important, but they are not the same thing."

01-14-2010, 10:11 AM	#112 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw, Indiana, USA Posts: 3,179 Internets: 2849	He spelled evangelism wrong.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

01-14-2010, 10:51 AM	#114 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Global Warming = Bullshit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Asia Posts: 10,829 Internets: 7242	God damn. It depresses me to think I listened to that song because the popular kids did.
	"It is amazing how many people seemingly cannot tell the difference between 'X is true' and 'It is desirable that people should believe that X is true'. Or maybe they don't really fall for this logical error, but simply rate truth as unimportant compared with human feelings. I don't want to decry human feelings. But let's be clear, in any particular conversation, what we are talking about: feelings, or truth. Both may be important, but they are not the same thing."

01-25-2010, 11:59 PM	#119 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Global Warming = Bullshit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Asia Posts: 10,829 Internets: 7242	arizona girls are so fucking retarded.
	"It is amazing how many people seemingly cannot tell the difference between 'X is true' and 'It is desirable that people should believe that X is true'. Or maybe they don't really fall for this logical error, but simply rate truth as unimportant compared with human feelings. I don't want to decry human feelings. But let's be clear, in any particular conversation, what we are talking about: feelings, or truth. Both may be important, but they are not the same thing."

01-26-2010, 06:07 PM	#120 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 1,783 Internets: 2352	I know three girls that are school teachers out here and are complete fucking rocks when it comes to having an intelligent thought. That's only one of the reasons AZ's schools are the worst in the nation.

02-26-2010, 08:04 PM	#121 (permalink)
Fruitacious B tyrannosaurus sex Join Date: May 2003 Location: hell. Posts: 2,112 Internets: 1376
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-01-2010, 12:36 AM	#123 (permalink)
Hank Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 175 Internets: 10	der, you're making me rethink my position on race relations.
	Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.<br />-Balzac

02-27-2010, 11:17 PM	#122 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer It's aaa new car! Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Berlin Posts: 260 Internets: 2208	I hate minorities who not only feel the need to post their status in all capital letters, but also to talk in broken english. Genocide!

03-10-2010, 01:25 AM	#124 (permalink)
Fruitacious B tyrannosaurus sex Join Date: May 2003 Location: hell. Posts: 2,112 Internets: 1376
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-16-2010, 08:49 PM	#125 (permalink)
DDTempest * *Not playing Fantasy Football Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 1,717 Internets: 5371	The girl I was dating ... probably not so much anymore.
	- My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand.

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