Bashing Lame Friends on Facebook

[Der Fuhrer]

I would never work for Godaddy.com ever, even if it was my only option. Their commercials make me sick. I hate Danica Partrick with all my heart, and she isn't the least bit attractive. I would rather stick my dick in a meat grinder than that bitch. Every time I watch the Indy 500 I hope to see her wreck.

Not only would I never work for that piece of shit company, but I would never be their customer either. There are a million other companies that offer the same fucking service as they do without advertising crap. Their commercials are a prime reasons why I hate marketing/advertising assholes.

[f3lix]

She's almost your height, of course you'd fuck her.

[Der Fuhrer]

I would rather stick my dick in a meat grinder than that bitch.

You must possess the wisdom of a 600 year old man.

[f3lix]

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

You must possess the wisdom of a 600 year old man.

It's a real shame how much you miss with your head up your ass all the time. Since you obviously didn't get it, I'll expand my "one sentence response" so you can comprehend.

First, I comment on the height aspect. Danica is a short, short bitch. You're a short, short faggot, yet still taller than her. Because of this, I took the alpha male approach and instead of suggesting you'd like her because you're both short-sticks, I simply TOLD you that you would fuck her, just because you'd need that ability to feel more like a man when you could actually tower over a woman.

I don't like having to type out all this for a stump like you, so please step it up a couple pegs, not just for me, but for the whole forum.

[Der Fuhrer]

I understood what you meant, you fucking idiot. I quoted myself because I clearly stated that I would never fuck her, regardless of her height. Yours was just another weak attempt to insult me. It's funny that you call me short. You're maybe 3 inches taller than me at most. There are plenty of girls shorter than me, and I've banged chicks hotter than anything you could ever get. So why don't you go fuck yourself you sad, pathetic, nerdy bitch before I slap you like a bitch.

[Der Fuhrer]

You know what f3lix, this is getting really gay. I've stated numerous times that I think you're a good guy, just somewhat of a prick. I see now that you're just a sorry little boy who is looking for someone to pick on to make yourself feel better. I'm done with this back and forth bullshit. You're a piece of shit who either thinks way too highly of themselves or is massively insecure. At any rate, get the fuck over yourself, you're a fucking band instructor.

God bless you f3lix, and I love you.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

You know what f3lix, this is getting really gay. I've stated numerous times that I think you're a good guy, just somewhat of a prick. I see now that you're just a sorry little boy who is looking for someone to pick on to make yourself feel better. I'm done with this back and forth bullshit. You're a piece of shit who either thinks way too highly of themselves or is massively insecure. At any rate, get the fuck over yourself, you're a fucking band instructor.

God bless you f3lix, and I love you.

I think f3lix just likes to egg you on. It appears he is quite good at it.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

A little touchy as always. He should cut Caffeine and sugar out of his diet since hes so naturally excitable. Maybe take some tranquilizers.

He's like a little rabbit, or maybe a squirrel.

[vaga1220 *]

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

you're a fucking band instructor.

I'll have you know that's the second most stressful job in the world.

[f3lix]

Originally Posted by vaga1220

I'll have you know that's the second most stressful job in the world.

Professional live musician, not band instructor. I'm not even a band instructor, anyway. Get a clue, Fagler.

[Orgazmo]

[Mr. Blonde]

you can not defeat the inevidable.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

its funny reading people write exactly like they talk. Especially when it's horrible.

[f3lix]

These two should both be banned from having children. They are an embarrassment to society.

[ninjaface]

They should probably just be killed.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Man, now I really want to know if he's the father or not lol.

[Mr. Blonde]

Yeah, I'm actually really rooting for the guy. You should try and escalate this situation 'Gaz, or at least play that "helpful yet curious friend" and find out more details.

[Orgazmo]

I have a feeling that prodding isn't necessary with these two.

There is an interesting development, though.

After her last message, she posted a status to let the world know how happy she is with her life. I thought this was assumed...who wouldn't be happy in that situation?



But then, a mere 24 hours after touting her divorce as the pinnacle of her happiness, she posts an interesting yet cryptic message:



Who is this some men that she is referencing? Is it Neal? Has he turned over a new leaf??

I'd like to point out that this wouldn't be unprecedented. There have been a couple of times in the past (one time in particular while she was pregnant) where she and Neal had a big fight. I believe this was one time when she caught him cheating. At that time, she was done with him and had never been happier. She also vowed to never make the same mistake. At this time, her status was changed from 'In a Relationship' to 'Single.' Days later, her status was changed from 'Single' to 'Married.'

Are we witnessing the same thing here? Or is there another man in the picture!?

TIME WILL TELL MOTHERFUCKERS.

Stay tuned.

[Ugly Bastard]

We need to send all of these screenshots to Drake in 20 years.

[Orgazmo]

This is a conversation she had with another girl in replies to the other's status update.

It's almost like they don't realize that everyone can read this shit.

[Mr. Blonde]

infograph

[Orgazmo]

I don't mean to make light of a tragic situation like this. I really don't. But there are so many fucked up things going on here, I had to post it.



Alexis = Daughter, ftr.

[Mr. Blonde]

Jesus fucking christ. that is ridiculous, honest to god are these from the same dumb cunt as before? We should send all these screenshots to child protective services, pending the child doesn't die, but at least for the other kid. I'm dead serious about this, is it in Indy? Full name please

[Orgazmo]

No, this is a new one.

[Mr. Blonde]

I can't help but notice that you deleted the entire name in those screen shots, rather than before not editing at all. Is there more to this person than meets the eye?