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Orgazmo · 10-08-2009, 11:54 AM

...can be a tremendous help. Its ability to tap into the human psyche is amazing. Something, though, it predicts some pretty fucked up things.

ITT post pictures of some of Google's grandest auto-completes.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 10-08-2009, 06:33 PM

Why do I have a feeling you stole this from Digg or someplace?

ninjaface · 10-08-2009, 08:01 PM

I recognize the last picture. It is lower quality than all the others. He probably made his own and finished strong with a classic example. You should probably blow him for this.

Orgazmo · 10-08-2009, 08:09 PM

Stole the idea (obviously), but it's something I saw a long time ago. I stole it after the auto complete struck me with comedy today.

I took all of the screencaps myself.

Now go fuck yourself or post a funny auto complete.

vaga1220 * · 10-08-2009, 10:25 PM

DJ FC · 10-09-2009, 02:16 AM

This is eerie... I have been googling "why is my poop green" over the past couple of days...

Orgazmo · 10-09-2009, 09:09 AM

You're not the only one. About every "why" variation leads to a question about shit. Mostly green. Sometimes black.

Mr. Blonde · 10-09-2009, 12:15 PM

While this meme is old balls, I'm glad theres a thread for it here.

DJ FC · 12-10-2009, 03:52 AM

This one cracked me up.

Try : "Can I get ai"

Orgazmo · 12-10-2009, 09:41 AM

These auto completes are a giant cycle of popularity. They power themselves.

GWB's "Can I get ai" leads to "Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people". This is hilarious.

The first 3 results are about Google auto-complete.

The 4th result...that's just comedy.

Landing Strip · 04-05-2010, 10:08 PM

Mr. Mistoffelees · 04-06-2010, 07:35 AM

hey you

Mr. Blonde · 04-06-2010, 08:38 AM

look who it is, a female

Orgazmo · 09-08-2010, 01:51 AM

Google has upped it's auto-complete to "Streaming Search," which makes me hard. It just appeared for me a bit ago but seems to not be live for everyone. Either way, here's a video:

YouTube

It basically just searches as you type. Sure, it doesn't add much functionality...but it makes me happy.

10-08-2009, 11:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	Google Auto-Complete ...can be a tremendous help. Its ability to tap into the human psyche is amazing. Something, though, it predicts some pretty fucked up things. ITT post pictures of some of Google's grandest auto-completes.

10-08-2009, 06:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	Why do I have a feeling you stole this from Digg or someplace?
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

10-08-2009, 10:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,379 Internets: 34042
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

10-09-2009, 02:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	This is eerie... I have been googling "why is my poop green" over the past couple of days...
	God Save the Queen

12-10-2009, 03:52 AM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	This one cracked me up. Try : "Can I get ai"
	God Save the Queen

10-08-2009, 08:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Wee. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 4,688 Internets: 70583	I recognize the last picture. It is lower quality than all the others. He probably made his own and finished strong with a classic example. You should probably blow him for this.

10-08-2009, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	Stole the idea (obviously), but it's something I saw a long time ago. I stole it after the auto complete struck me with comedy today. I took all of the screencaps myself. Now go fuck yourself or post a funny auto complete.

10-09-2009, 09:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	You're not the only one. About every "why" variation leads to a question about shit. Mostly green. Sometimes black.

10-09-2009, 12:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	While this meme is old balls, I'm glad theres a thread for it here.

12-10-2009, 09:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	These auto completes are a giant cycle of popularity. They power themselves. GWB's "Can I get ai" leads to "Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people". This is hilarious. The first 3 results are about Google auto-complete. The 4th result...that's just comedy.

04-05-2010, 10:08 PM	#11 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299

04-06-2010, 07:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	hey you
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

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