Orgazmo
 

I know I've taken you for granted, so I'd like to publicly state how thrilled I am to have you as our main forum moderator. You know when to differentiate business from being a poster. You are not reactionary in any way. You sometimes fall asleep at the switch, but I still love you. You give your time to us at no charge. Thank you for being the best forum moderator I've known.

F3lix, I sincerely appreciate your kind words. You are a good man.

Orgazmo,

You're gay and I heart your butthole.

Love,
BDH

Thanks, BDH.

Moar praise plz.

f3lix can you please stroke off Orgazmo's cock in a private message or something? Jesus Christ what a pussy.

Fuck you Orgazmo!

Just kidding. I would probably equate Orgazmo to Jesus in terms of kindness, wisdom, and mystical powers.

It's amazing that DH has matured at all in the past 5 years.

I just figured he must be immensely drunk. He's chasing you around the boards. Quick, FthreeLix, post in another thread so he can follow you there and throw insults!

Edit: Thank you 'Gaz. You are very good at what you do.

Gaz, you are a tremendous moderator. Thank you. And to be honest, I would let you have me if you wanted.

My inital response was to curse at both of you and explain that it was f3lix who started the fight with me. I greeted him with excitment and friendship, he has insulted me non-stop. Fuck that faggot.

I'm not going to do that anymore, because this is a thread devoted to Orgazmo, who puts hard work into making this place possible for all of us to share our fucked up opinions on things. He deserves his praise. He is a good man.

f3lix, although you're most likely a closet homosexual, I will say nice job to you on making this thread devoted to stroking Orgazmo's cock.

I really appreciate everyone getting along in this thread.

In fact, why don't we change this thread into something more generally-beneficial. Let's use this thread to compliment one another. Perhaps the person that posted last?

Dirty Harry, you're a tremendously witty gentleman with a talent for creating vivid imagery. Kudos, sir.

Orgazmo, you are great at hosting parties I've never attended.

Shaw you are incredible at making babies and sending people scissors a month and a half quicker than Blonde.

DDT, you have tremendous girth in your pants and ID still raves about that night from last October.

Orgazmo,

Your work here is superb. And I appreciate it.

djfc, you suck at this game

I sucked your mom's nipples last night if that's what you mean by "this game."

Of course. What other game would I be talking about. You automatically win for going circa 1998 on us. Give this man a bronze N please.

I also would like to laud our fearless leader.

Beebs, you are good at drinking alcohol and fighting and also must have an amazing tolerance for pain by being able to stay in Middlebury with the intellect you possess.

My main regret in life is not knowing Gaz irl.

Repug: I've never seen a man with larger eyebrows.

Gaz you're still gay and I still heart your butthole (even the inside of it).

as long as we're sucking gaz's proverbial cock, i must say that in the long time i've been at Nubblies, the only time I have really felt that he was being unjust was this happened. To date that is up there as one of the best pranks of all time.

anyways, good job.

I just want to touch your flexed muscles.

Gaz,

You are the worst moderator I have ever witnessed. Relinquish your powers and give them to me. I would be 1000x times the moderator you are. I would whip this place into fucking shape. I'd start by banning every single one of you.

Thanks,
Fuck You

Mr. Mistoffelees you are good at making me lol. Your twisted sense of humor and off-the-wall comments are most appreciated.

fuck u nigger

You're not making me laugh.

I realize that. I only have to make you cry. Do you think I'm trying to impress you?

You'll be gone soon anyway. You're fragile, kind of like glass. Except glass is awesome.

Nah I'm here to stay for awhile faggot. Been here a lot longer than you have.

Still sucking two dicks a day fag?

3 now, jealous?

I'm sure you'll stay just for a couple more weeks, then say "fuck you because you are all gay." That would be the best way to save face. Unfortunately, I've driven 100% of the people off this forum who I don't want here. You can't hide from the the past no matter how long you wait to come back. The thing is I never forget. I can name 1000 bitch things you've said on this forum. In fact, if i remember correctly, I've trolled you ever since I've joined and you've always taken the bait.

Every time I see you post I'm reminded how trash you are. I think "truck" every time.

It will be interesting to see if anything you reply is original at all. I don't have my fingers cross'd. If you want to resist I'd go with the whole I'm a victim approach and try to gain sympathy from people who used to know you personally.

The smart thing to do would be to bow down before me and admit I am your master, apologize for being a faggot, and I will accept you within my forum. I promise I will grant you this, all you have to do is say that I am your master.

I've known who you were and who your doppleganger has been since you've started posting again. I'd stick with that avatar since your Dirty Harry persona brings back so many faggotries (that rhymes with memories pretty clever eh?).

Is this the druk things thred? Shit, I can't find it. My friend was going to fight me because I kept caling him a rape baby. Witch he is; so I don't see any problem.

So after all that schooling, Dirty Harry still uses the same rhetoric. What a sorry human being.

That was funny. The only reason I brought up my stupid truck up was because I made the payments on it, and I was impressed with myself (too impressed obviously) for being able to pull that off while in school. Yeah it was retarded for me to think that was something special, but I was younger and pretty stupid back then. That was an odd point in my life of insecurity and self-loathing. I've moved on from that a little since then.

It's cool that you think of me so much ID. It's awfully sweet of you. I'm not here to fight with you, though. You can throw all the shit at me you want and try to get me to leave, but that's not going to happen. You're not going to get a reaction out of me, and you're not going to embarrass me or make me feel stupid. Have a great day.

I see no improvement in you at all.

e-bipolar to say the least

I didn't know you went to medical school and got your M.D. is psychiatry Mr. Blonde. Wow that's really great, maybe you can prescribe me some Prozac!

Bipolar is probably an incorrect diagnosis however. I would say I'm more out of touch with reality and flirting with insanity.

Well that wasn't too hard to scare him away.