I am now finally the proud owner of a cat

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Meet Warren. Don't fuck with him. He will literally rip you to shreds.

We're just two bachelors, sharing the same pad.

[Ugly Bastard]

I like Warren. I'm a Warren fan. You can find me in the Warren camp.

[Mr. Blonde]

Is warren from the shelter?

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Warren doesn't like to talk about his past, but from what I gather he grew up living on the streets. He was sleeping in alleyways, boxes, and participating in blood sports to support his catnip addiction. A wanted man with a heavy conscience, he finally decided enough was enough and turned himself in to the authorities. He'd been serving a 3 month sentence (that's like 30 years in Man years) before I met him and bribed the warden to release Warren on parole.

[Orgazmo]

I like him, ID. I like Warren.

You've done a good thing.

[Mr. Blonde]

He looks like a faggot. What kind of a name is Warren?

[Ugly Bastard]

You watch your tongue Blonde. I would not recommend testing the loyalty a few of us around here have towards Warren.

[Orgazmo]

I'd take Warren over Blonde.

It's not even close.

[Mr. Blonde]

Maybe i'll warm up to this faggot cat when it's owner posts some cool pictures or videos of it doing shit, rather than one shitty cell phone camera pic when the cat isn't even doing anything other than looking like a boring faggot.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

Do you take videos of your roommates, Blonde? You're a buttfuckin weirdo.

[BigDongedHoe]

Cats suck.

[Der Fuhrer]

Warren looks like a champion to me. Cats are awesome.

[angry pancake]

Warren is cool by me.

[Repugnant Abomination]

I will tolerate Warren until he gives me reason not to.

[Orgazmo]

Warren update please.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

....until he gives me reason not to.

...like, by doing nothing cool, at all? I bet this "bachelor" doesn't even have a job. What a worthless piece of shit.

[Orgazmo]

His job is keeping ID happy.

He's a housekitten.

[Mr. Blonde]

You hear that ID? Gaz thinks you see Warren as "just a housekitten, there to keep you happy". How does that make you feel?

[Orgazmo]

To be clear, I think your job on Nubblies is to keep me happy, Blonde.

[Mr. Blonde]

Yeah well, with the quality of posting around here lately I don't blame you. But this isn't about Nubblies dying a terribly depressing death due to its current members sucking balls and not doing anything cool, this is about this thread having a terribly depressing beginning due to its subject sucking balls and not doing anything cool.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

blonde is a barn cat

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

This is where Warren hangs out when I'm not at home.



The little bastard can be quite insistent on eating my food.



He'll come at you at all angles.



Goddammit you'd need a damn heart of steel to resist his chirps.




Little bastard.

[DDTempest]

ID, Warren is thus far pretty lame ... here's my cat doing some of his combat training.


*note the pure yellow eyes, they shoot lazers at unsuspecting victims.


*sharpening his razor sharp lazer talons


*just working on balance, he holds this pose for roughly seven to eight hours


*same pose, just charging his lazers

[Ugly Bastard]

Fuck your cat DDT. Start a thread for it if you want to so I can click "ignore" without missing pics of Warren.

[f3lix]

Fuck off, UB. At least DDT is providing some real cat pics in this thread.