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Ugly Bastard 08-14-2010 11:12 PM

High Things!
 
Don't know if we already have this thread and on phone so hard to search, and even if we do have this thread, why the fuck should I care? I'm Ugly Bastard.

Maybe it'd just because I'm high, but this:

Propertly packing a bowl - Cannabis Forums Message Boards - Medical Marijuana, Cannabis Club, Dispensary, News

made me giggle for a bit.

Mr. Blonde 08-14-2010 11:25 PM

Definitely just cause you're high.

Ugly Bastard 08-14-2010 11:28 PM

Oh come on. When the one guy is like, "but don't jam it in there, just pack it in jus' a lil'" you didn't lol? I call bullshit.

Mr. Blonde 08-14-2010 11:29 PM

I don't get the funny part. Just a bunch of stoners talking about their technique which is pretty much the same thing?

Ugly Bastard 08-25-2010 03:17 AM

Humanity is bored. We weren't meant for all this. We were meant for the excitement of the hunt or be hunted lifestyle. That's why anyone worth their salt uses drugs now: because they can and because it's better than the hum-drum lifestyle that is the sober modernly developed human. This is why we all secretly love doomsday/zombie shit: it teases us into thinking we might be able to get back to our primal roots. I know I could do without the weed or alcohol if we ever got there.

Mr. Blonde 08-25-2010 04:37 AM

UB is finally hitting his quarter life crisis

Der Fuhrer 08-25-2010 11:37 AM

Yeah I would much rather go back to hunting for food (and starving) and being eaten by bears than sitting here eating a delicious Italian BMT from subway while jerking off to internet porn (10).

Dent 08-25-2010 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer (Post 394438)
Yeah I would much rather go back to hunting for food (and starving) and being eaten by bears than sitting here eating a delicious Italian BMT from subway while jerking off to internet porn (10).

That's because you're a little pussy.
I would LOVE to be in a survival situation where I get to hack zombies up.

Der Fuhrer 08-25-2010 12:02 PM

First of all, I was referring to a situation where we would be reduced to a hunter-gatherer society, much like our distant ancestors were. If you think that would be cool, then you are clearly an idiot.

Second, you are clearly delusional, perhaps that's from watching too many movies. A zombie attack would not be fun in any way. And if you honestly think that you, of all people, would survive, then I regret to inform you that your dumbass would probably be the first to die. Aside from the fact that you are a pussy living on a tiny fucking island, the fact that you think you could "hack up" zombies only highlights your ignorance to zombie attack survival skills.

Mr. Blonde 08-25-2010 06:52 PM

I have a bug out bag, but alas, no firearms to be had in Korea

vaga1220 08-25-2010 07:22 PM

What kind of zombies are we talking about?
Fast zombie or slow zombie? Some zombies like in Dawn of the Dead are super strong and can do things like tear off a limb; while other zombies only have an average human strength.

What caused the Zombieism outbreak?
If it was magic, radiation or some sort of divine intervention it may not be as contagious as if it was a disease of some sort.

Are the zombies smart?
Can they use tools and weapons? Do they communicate with each other or with humans? For that mater, are they even zombies? In Resident Evil 4 and 5 as well as 28 Days Later they weren't actually zombies, and in the case of RE they were fully capable of weapons use and communication.

These are all important things to keep in mind. It could be the difference of needing a bio suit and AK-47 or plate mail and chainsaw.

ninjaface 08-25-2010 08:16 PM

For the longest time I found myself making a sort of mental escape/defense plan in the event of a zombie outbreak. I made such plans at home, at school, and at work. Any place at which I was going to spend a decent amount of time, I planned for it. Plans include safe entrances and exits, viable weapons, get-away vehicles, and people I would stick with or avoid.

For example, the building where I work would not be very suitable for long term defense. It would suffice for a few days at most. Then I would likely take a work vehicle instead of my car. I'd have the choice of a few vans, a box truck, and a pick-up. I'd most likely go with the pick-up. I could go off-road if I had to and it also has a larger gas tank than my car. For self-defense I have a tire iron and a hefty metal pipe. The tire iron is somewhat sharp at one end. If I were 1-on-1 with a zombie that I had to fight, I'd probably attempt a strike with the heavy pipe to throw it off balance, then go in for the kill, jamming the sharp end of the tire iron into the skull of the offending zombie.

I even have the food and water worked out. There are large, clean, plastic containers that I could fill with water. Regarding food, there are 3 large freezers filled mostly with food that, once thawed, would be fine to eat and would keep for a few days after the fact.

Anyone else do this, or should I write a shitty script for a zombie movie?

THEINCREDIBLEdork 08-25-2010 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde (Post 394435)
UB is finally hitting his quarter life crisis

UB has changed values and outlook on life about 500 times during my tenure on the board. It's been interesting watching him change, trying to find himself, and see him turn into the little guy he is today. so cute.

Who will he be next?

f3lix 08-26-2010 02:19 AM

Personally, I'm amazed at how you guys keep high-jacking his threads.

Mr. Blonde 08-26-2010 03:11 AM

You're right. It's high time we put a stop to that, it's pretty bad Nubblies etiquette. Nubbletiquette, if you will.

THEINCREDIBLEdork 08-26-2010 07:32 AM

imho if you follow the throw of the thread UB is the one who first changed the subject.

all moot however since this is nubblies and you can go fuck my face and tickle my chin.

Dent 09-05-2010 06:09 PM


FUCK THE UNIVERSE
LETS GET WRECKED ON CHEESE!

Ugly Bastard 09-08-2010 02:38 AM

FC (& anyone), what do you think of a "buy China" strategy and just letting it ride from there?

Ugly Bastard 09-08-2010 02:53 AM

Americans all really deeply, deeply believe we are the best in the world, don't we? It's kind of funny when you think about it. They must think we're such pricks. Couldn't you easily see other countries viewing us as like the prick on the playground that thinks he's better than everyone, and may be, but you don't wanna mention it to him because you sorta think he's cool?

Mr. Blonde 09-08-2010 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 394813)
FC (& anyone), what do you think of a "buy China" strategy and just letting it ride from there?

I don't understand this? God I wish they had weed in Korea

DJ FC 09-08-2010 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 394813)
FC (& anyone), what do you think of a "buy China" strategy and just letting it ride from there?

I have already done that. You need some China - just don't bet the house because China could easily just be a fading dream.

Ugly Bastard 09-08-2010 10:02 AM

You can't get weed in Korea? I find that very hard to believe.

Mr. Blonde 09-08-2010 10:33 AM

You can, of course, but it's very shit weed and highly overpriced --- so I hear. I haven't had a chance to partake in any yet, but on my way home -- whenever that is, I want to drop by Amsterdam for as long as my budget allows and just get blitzed for like a week or two. It'd be even nicer if Prop 19 passes, cause I'll probably end up in California anyways.

SittinOnDubsWGW 09-09-2010 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard (Post 394813)
FC (& anyone), what do you think of a "buy China" strategy and just letting it ride from there?

I like it.

Beebs 09-09-2010 09:01 AM

I'm a bit high from my newly scripted klonopin, does that count?


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