11-01-2011, 11:50 PM | #280 (permalink) |
G'd up from the feet up.
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I love that there's a clear reduction of confidence once the beard is gone. You go from looking like some frisky young adventurer to a small boy in desperate need of a rape shower.
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Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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11-02-2011, 08:08 AM | #282 (permalink) |
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11-02-2011, 08:28 AM | #283 (permalink) |
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Gaz looks like Bella's dad in Twilight.
Obligatory explanation: I was in a hotel 2 nights ago on Halloween, and out of sheer morbidity decided to watch Twilight, which was on television. If you haven't seen it, as I guess most of you haven't, but you all probably make fun of it and call it gay anyways, I can assure you that your insults have not been in vain. It is without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen. The acting is awful, the plot makes no sense, and the plot is awful. Everything about the movie is awful. I always assumed that they called the vampires from twilight sparkly because it was just a very gay movie -- no...when subjected to the sun the vampires actually sparkle "like diamonds". Their skin doesn't melt off. They don't burst into flames. They just twinkle. Stephanie Meyer is the absolute worst thing to happen to fiction ever I'm pretty sure. Oh and here's this: |
Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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11-02-2011, 10:01 AM | #286 (permalink) |
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AP did shave on Oct. 31. Pics later.
So far, Movember 2011 is disappointing. There still a few who claimed to be in that are not team members. Repug, j money, DJFC. . . . |
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11-02-2011, 04:23 PM | #290 (permalink) |
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I rented Twilight when it first came out on DVD because I thought it was about vampires. Coincidentally, I turned it off about halfway through and said to my roommate that it was literally the worst movie I've ever seen.
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11-02-2011, 05:59 PM | #291 (permalink) |
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Wait, why aren't you growing one?
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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11-02-2011, 08:11 PM | #296 (permalink) |
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For some reason I trust people with beards more than those who shave daily. Think about it, most politicians are clean shaven (forgive my laziness, I'm sure there should be a hyphen there) as are most police, military douchebags, Mr. Rogers, and pretty much anyone in an authority position.
If you look at the other side; Jesus had a beard, so did Jerry Garcia, the Brawny guy, the Amish, Chuck Norris... let's face it, if you have a beard, you're probably not a sociopath. |