12-21-2010, 09:33 PM | #201 (permalink) |
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I'm going to participate in Secret Santa 2k11 just to see what type of hate gifts I receive
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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12-22-2010, 01:38 AM | #205 (permalink) |
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While still early and if this were a vote, I'd say fruit b's secret santa kicked secret Santa ass so far. That was a bad ass package. The only redeeming factor about ninjaface's gift was that it was timely.
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12-22-2010, 02:43 AM | #208 (permalink) |
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Yeah I was actually going to say something but didn't want to ruin any form of remaining secrecy, but for realz it's not me this time.
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12-22-2010, 08:32 AM | #209 (permalink) | |
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Having said that, presentation is a large portion of this, and to be honest this year I just lost the Christmas Spirit as soon as I found out that I wasn't even getting a real gift. I admit I lost the Secret Santa Spirit, and apologize whole heartedly if Ninjaface feels slighted at the mediocrity of my gift. Is that fair? No. Shit isn't fair. Last year Ninjaface sent me a book, and some random shit from a drug store ... this year he sent Fruitacious B THE COOLEST FUCKING PRESENT EVER ... A crucifix knife. That's not fair either ... It's not fair that some gifts are going to far outshine anything else anyone ever receives ... can anyone top of Crucifix Knife? Ever? I'll throw the gauntlet down now and say that it can not be done. Maybe we've become too jaded as we've seen both extremes of the spectrum now ... is my gift a crucifix knife? No. But it's no Shaw gift either, and it's more timely than a Blonde gift. In the grand scheme of things, I think you will come to the conclusion that its perfectly average. | |
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12-22-2010, 08:39 AM | #210 (permalink) |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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12-22-2010, 02:35 PM | #216 (permalink) |
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Mouse farts? I thought that image under your avatar was a rat... i've been gone quite a while- tell me about your pet rat, Felix.
And where's my santa at??? I've been feverishly checking my mail like a... well, like a kid at christmas. |
12-22-2010, 03:58 PM | #219 (permalink) | |
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