TheKremlin in critical condition in Thailand hospital
 

EDIT: IT'S A JOKE


I got into work today and my boss (who briefly posted here as Seve Ballesteros informed me that Kremlin had been seriously injured due to a combination of dehidration/stimulant drugs/ and a blow to the head which caused massive brain hemmoraging. All I know is that as of 6 hours ago he was in critical condition and they hadn't stopped the brain bleeding or swelling. I just found this news out right now and I'm incredibly worried for him. I guess his injuries were compounded by the fact that the hospital wouldn't admit him for 3 hours because he nobody knew his ID/nationality/insurance status. That's all I know right now - my boss was listed as his emergency contact by the airline and somehow that's how they got ahold of him.

I know this will be lost on many of you, but those of you who do still pray from time to time please pray for Kremsky. I've never been this worried in my life.

Holy shit that sucks. I'm hoping for him, that's for damn sure. Almost unbelievable he just made a post and now he's so seriously injured. Fuck.

Thailand is a dangerous as fuck place if you've had too much, and one of the reasons I didn't get too crazy when I was down there. A friend of mine, actually from highschool who I randomly met down in Koh Phangan, got too drunk and jumped on what he thought was a backpack on the beach...it was actually full of glass bottles. Severely fucked up his foot and was bleeding all over the sand and ocean. We had to get him on a speedboat to a hospital on another island so they could take care of him so he didn't lose a significant chunk of his foot. Luckily he was fine, but shit is dangerous out there.

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Hope he's okay.

TheKremlin is dead.

Wait, are you serious? Holy shit you're serious aren't you?

That fucking sucks. That really sucks.

Wow, hang in there FC.

I hope this information is not correct and Paul is well.

Oh my god!! This is unreal! At least the guy went out partying it up in Thailand and living life. That's more than most ever do. Sorry for your loss FC. I didn't know him too well (not sure any of us here besides you had even met him IRL) but he seemed like a really cool dude. I wish I had gotten the chance to meet him. Still can't believe it.

I've been vomitting all day.

This is the first time in my life somebody I've known has died.

I'm so sorry for all who knew him.

Do we have any details on what exactly happened?

HOLY SHIT.


Words fail. Condolences abound, I can't imagine.



This just gave me the shivers so bad.

We don't know much, other than he took a blow to the head early in the night but it didn't get worse until much later. By the end of the night after aparently a bad ecstacy overdose it was too late for him and he hemmoraged to death. Everyone at work is in shock and so am I.

I guess I'll be flying to Boston for the funeral. Not sure when it is yet.

What!? What the fuck? He was just online last night! That's fucked up. Severely fucked up.

Sincere condolences to you, FC, and any other Nubblites that knew him personally. He'll definitely be missed.

Oh my god! I forgot that he posted that... :(

I just don't feel right posting / commenting on anything ... I propose we give the boards (at least) a day of silence in honor of our fallen brother.

I second that wholeheartedly.

This whole thing is surreal.

He's not dead. It's a bad joke.

UB and Gaz were also in on it.

Bad taste. Neg Reps for all of those that were involved!

The best part of this thread was Blonde's reaction. Upon hearing that kremlin is in "critical condition" due to a "blow to the head which caused massive brain hemmoraging", his response was to say "holy shit that sucks, hoping for the best. ANYWAY GUYS MY FRIEND WAS IN THAILAND ONCE AND JUMPED ONTO A BOTTLE WITH HIS FOOT. IT EVEN REQUIRED A BAND-AID! HERE ARE PICS!!"

Called it off line.

Gentleman, this was a lesson on life and its fragility. To those that took this seriously, I encourage you to bottle the emotions that you felt when you received this news. Take it and embrace it. Learn from it. And use it as you move forward with your own life.

And to those of you who know how to put a time line together and are skeptical enough to never take a jackass on Nubblies at face value, kudos.

I honestly though djfc was being pranked at work. But did inquire if fc would also do this.

Lucy Fur did it first.