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Old 06-17-2003, 12:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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As I sit here look at the screen,
My mind bursts and begins to screem!
Why the fuck did she just say,
I like you alot, but I'm just gay!

Listen baby that is great,
It will give me something to masturbate!
So keep on doing the pussy jiving,
If u need help i will do that muff-diving!
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Old 06-17-2003, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Not bad a'tall, wow.

Caught sad and all, now.

Got mad at chy'all, how?

Taught dad ta ball, pow.

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Old 06-17-2003, 10:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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haha thats good.... u could be a free-styler, UB....
i'd buy ur cd, really i would!

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Old 06-18-2003, 12:18 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Your rhymes are good there Bastard,
However when it comes to be you be scerd!

Okay im just messin,
Bet when Im around u be steppin!
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Old 06-18-2003, 02:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think you guys should start this into a rhyming battle

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Old 06-18-2003, 03:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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battle, shmattle, no one wants to hear that kind of rattle, ok? j/k

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did someone say "battle rhyme"?
looks like I came back just in time
me not here for this would be a crime
a battle without me is like a lemon without the lime
jumping into the middle of this is just my luck
only problem is that vader simply sucks
it looks like he rhymes like old people fuck
slow, jerky, and it'd be better after a pill
you gotta carry a rhyme... he let it spill

vader battle ugly? I don't think ugly will sweat
he's got a pimped style that I can respect
but if you want to make a bet, I'll make more bitches wet, revvin like a vette with a style you won't forget

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Old 06-18-2003, 04:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wow

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Chrystler-

Killin' me....killin' me. That was fucking phenominal. I recall I think one other time when you went off like that, and I remember thinking "huh...he's pretty good", but I just tossed it aside as mere luck. Now this...nice. Real nice.

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Old 06-18-2003, 09:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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this Chrystler guy come up 'round here
give us somethin' pleasant in da ear
no vader i ain't gonna freestyle ya, foo
i'd prolly make ya go shoot up a schoo
ya see i ain't really all that great
but ya gotta be a little full o' hate
ya just a pretty boy, fuckin midwest pranksta
i'm a fuckin fly, pimp-ass underground gangsta
so take ya white-ass wussy shit back to the corn plow
'fo i bust ya ass up, front'a'all ya friends now

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Old 06-18-2003, 03:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i came around around and tried to talk shit
but chrystler came back and threw a fit
i tried to step up with all my rhymes
only to be shut down in a little time

chrystler has his rhyming down
he made me look like a clown
so now i sit here looking dumb
maybe chrystler can teach me some!

hell of a job man
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hmmm..

what in the hell is this shit all about?
you claim you can rap, but im having some doubts.
any stupid asshole can type shit and rhyme
but it takes skill to freestyle in real-time.
now dont all the rest of you act all impressed
cause no matter who here is considered the best
theres thousands of people better than you.
so sit back and relax... and take a breath fool.
it doesnt take a genius to see my rhymes arent profound,
but im a stupid white guy thats just fucking around.
so dont ask me to battle, I'll just say no
cause ill be too busy slappin the bitches and smackin the hos.

... is this where i say word up?
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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haha

slacker dont come up in here actin like a full package
your lyrics back up your title, your brain damaged

dont compliment on my skills then diss me like that
or i'll shock your mind with rhymes like we was with some blacks

i'll use euphanasia to end your world of misery
i'll cut your heart in half using lyrical lines
of symmetry

yo just kick back its so hot get some ice cream from the vendor
it will tear u up like a fender bender

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Old 06-18-2003, 04:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
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vader, vader, ya fuckin' hater
ma' just found out you a mastabater
now she gonna throw away your eminem cds
what the fuck you gonna do with these?
these rhymes that you're throwin at us
ain't ever gonna get you anywhere but da bus
ya too young to be cussin like this
ah, fuck...like i really give a piss
it's all hit or miss
give ya mom a kiss
she'll need it, 'cause she hate you now
it'll be a'ight, she just havin a cow

ninjaface had a point when he said we're not alone
damn world's full of eminem clones
go to the bank, can't get a loan
companies on their way to cut off your phone
ain't no future livin a life bein a rappa
'specially when you a god damn cracka
so unless your name is nigga187
get'cho ass back to church so you can get to heaven

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Old 06-18-2003, 04:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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maybe im lyrically depressed - but i never claimed to be the best
im a newbie at this, its a my new int-a-rest

practice and in turn
maybe status is somethin i'll earn
we cant all start off good...we all gotta learn

from the best of the lot - the ones who are lyrikally hot
doesnt really matter if they famous yet or not
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Vader it seems you dont listen too well
or for that matter, even know how to spell.
I never once claimed to be the perverbial shit
so listen up 'fore you take another bong hit.
the verbal vomit that comes out of your face
is enough to get your ass sprayed with some mace.
whats with fender bender? i mean.. come on.
you sound like an old bitch at the salon.
so lets just end this stupid game
we all know your shit is lame.

uhh.. peace, im outta here?
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:30 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You must be toking,
You gotta be jokin'

Cause I think you're speakin' from your life
Probably tried to cut your wrists with a butter knife

I'm just amusin' myself, another somethin' I can't help
Just like you and your daddy, secret fetishes with belts

Church Boy? At least I got somethin' to believe in
I can already tell you're misconcievin'

I guess it's cause of all the family beatin's
You know your mommys doing the cheating

end it you can there ninjaface
or try to keep up here at my pace

(damn this turned into almost battling mc's)
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a'ight kid, you done somethin too much: boast
you're worse than some bitch on the rag
anything that rhymes makes it into your post
somethin about my mommy's a cheating hag
sure, she ain't no mother of the year
but god vader, try to make some sense in here
you about a thousand years away from bein good
practice ten hours a day, shit i'm sure ya'would
ya just gotta realize that this shit comes easy
i'm an ugly-ass white kid, and this shit's real breezy
i wrote this whole thing in like a minute five
you got no chance if we played "try'n survive"
i've spent more time eating out your bitch
and this shit ain't even close to my nitch.

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Oh boy, mom jokes and dad jokes galore
that brings todays total up to 804.
i guess it was wrong of me to expect something more
from a mindless drone that makes up shit like none before.
I can tell you've got nothing left to say
cause you've been spittin out this shit for most of the day
You claim I called you "church boy"? you aint got shit.
If the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
so im gonna go now, ill let this sink in.
give it up little one, cause you cant win.

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(aplause) damn u guys are good....

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Holy shit! White guys CAN rhyme! Haha this is getting good, keep it up!

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Ya'll bitches type your shit like it's all fun and games
Now the head fucker's here and things about to change
Wanna fuck with the king? Spit yo shit out
But beware, little bitch, cuz I don't have a doubt
If you try to compete, you will taste defeat
All your rhymes, I will beat
All your pride, I'll delete
You can take all of your rhymes and continue to repeat
But when you face the elite
You must be complete
So save us all some time and skip to the end
No, motherfucker, that does not mean defend
Put yo tail between your legs and kneel to the ground
As you bow to the king, your master, world renowned

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These white boys called crackers really can rhyme
If you keep listenin you'll hear it in time
Ugly, Chrystler, and Ninjaface too
Ain't no other white Warsaw guys rhymin like you
Keep it up and entertain us please
No other local rhymes are as hot as these
The dissin and battlin makes me stand back
There ain't no reason to say "man, that is whack"
Whack? Hell no, the pimpest indeed
They rhyme with a brain of intelligent speed
Their verses are smooth, their rhymes are hot
Rhymin skills is one thing they've got
So keep up your rhymin cause i gotsta go
To the rhymin fellas keep goin wit your flow...
What's this there's a new rhymer on the scene
It's Orgazmo fo sho and his rhymes are mean
Sim_flex_x is this rhymin King's Queen
Does anyone have the balls to battle him
I think someone should who knows who will win?

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Come on now give me some attention,
Im the one that started the invention.
It started out slow and dull
and now it grew with the help of y'all
But I will stay and try to grow tall
but I continue to fall, back to being small.

You all come and hate,
and step up and rate
all the others who aren't that grate
such as this kick ass PIRATE
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good job malibu..haha in all the time i have known u i never knew!?!?!

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