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Old 08-14-2003, 03:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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*appreciates the fact that victim likes Macaroni and Cheese.

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Old 08-14-2003, 03:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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*saw that the last post included the words macaroni and cheese...

*posted in this thread because just ate some macaroni and cheese...

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Old 08-14-2003, 10:21 PM   #28 (permalink)
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*remembers that he stole victim's macaroni & cheese, poisoned it, and replaced it in the_butcher's cupboard...
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*wishes he had some blueberry, strawberry, or brown sugar cinnamon pop-tarts

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*hopes that Titan won't get his Pop Tarts from Orgazmo

*really wishes he would have had some macaroni and cheese today

*wonders if he should tell Ugly Bastard that there is only one way to catch a housecat for eating, and it does not require running... when it comes to skinning said cat though, there is a plethora of options

*pounds desk with fist and wishes he had a glass to throw at adjacent wall (*notes that this an unrelated fit of frustration and rage)

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Old 08-15-2003, 01:51 AM   #31 (permalink)
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*thoroughly enjoyed macaroni and cheese from earlier today...looks at orgazmo's post...almost shit's self...quickly thinks what to do...decides to eat 10 pounds of dog food in hopes of neutralizing the poison...

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*on bathroom floor in front of toilet vomitting from all the dog food eaten earlier...decides there is nothing that can save self, so proceeds to shoot self between the eyes...

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Old 08-15-2003, 01:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
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*still dead, but somewhat relieved to have someone else in the afterlife with him

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Old 08-15-2003, 02:01 AM   #33 (permalink)
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*wakes up in afterlife...looks around for someone he might know, starts walking...

*discovers alpha sitting behind tree crying to himself because he is a little bitch...

*figures "what the fuck?" and proceeds to shoot alpha between the eyes again in hopes of putting him out of his misery...

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*laughs heartily

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*wonders where the fuck the_butcher got his gun from in the afterlife
*bullet goes through alpha's skull
*Alpha (still alive) stays under the tree and now cries harder because his head hurts so bad
*flips the_butcher the finger

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*walks away from Alpha with a smile on face...

*turns around to make fun of Alpha's corpse, only to discover Alpha's middle finger being raised...

*pulls machete out of sheath and walks over to crying Alpha and cuts off middle finger...

*pulls out lighter and torches Alpha's finger in front of the bastard, then with one quick swipe, cuts off the rest of Alpha's hand...

*walks away and tries to find Satan so he can kick his red bastard ass...

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*finally gets angry

*walks to the_butcher, rumaging through the garbage as always.

*procedes to hold his amputated hand in his other fully operational hand

*hits the_butcher with his stub and force feeds the_butcher his own hand and also the one he cut off with a cheap Dominican Republic machete

*smiles with enjoyment as the_butcher vomits pieces of his own apendage onto the pavement near the dumpster he occupied not 6 minutes ago

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*decides to end this shit and be friends with Alpha...

*they part ways...until later that night Alpha is discovered masturbating with his own feces to gay japanese scat porn...

*decides to destroy Alpha for good, so pulls out sawed off shotgun from underneath new black leather trench coat found in dumpster earlier that day...

*aims point blank at Alpha's head, only to discover a jam in the barrrel, so he beats Alpha for 45 minutes straight with the gun...

After the beating stopped:

*looks at what he has just done:


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*upset he can really no longer participate in this thread, reluctantly accepts a second death and very suppishly in real life goes to bed

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*realizes that The Butcher is not wearing clothing in the pictures*

*looks away from the picture*

*realizes Alpha is attacking The Butcher*

*proceeds the join The Butcher, Boondock Saint style*

*Pliedes and The Butcher rid the earth of Alpha and all his kin, for fun*
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*realizes how incredibly pimp that last post would be to carry out...

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Old 08-15-2003, 03:43 AM   #42 (permalink)
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*scratches head in amazement at how many pages long the WAG is now...

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Old 08-15-2003, 04:19 AM   #43 (permalink)
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*thinks how great brotherly love must be and wishes that he too had a brother to rampage and kill with... wait a minute!

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*trembles in fear at knowing that both the_butcher and Pliedes, and StabMaster Arson and his brother will be taking over the earth.

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*laughs to himself as he realizes how greatly multiplied malibu's fears would be if she only knew who his brother was.

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*thinks to herself how Stab lied to her about his identity because if he hadn't, she would know who his brother was

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*realizes that he has no idea what he has said to malibu in the past... but she can rest assured that it was more than likely a lie

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*tells Stab that she will PM him the identity that he told her he was which she is very unsure about now...

*sighs with relief because she almost thought she double posted there for a second or two.

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*yawns, then puts punctuation after describing yawn, and realizes that if he were to describe each previous word in this "sentence" the sentence would never end.

*puts finalizing period on last statement to start new one in hopes of not getting off track.

*gets off track again and shatters left foot with a tack hammer.

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Old 08-15-2003, 03:27 PM   #50 (permalink)
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*realizes that Pliedes and Stab should hook up with self and wreak havoc on the earth for no reason other than the fact that they are all badasses...

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