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Unread 04-11-2005, 12:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Real Fact #152: In 1985, the fastest bicyclist was clocked at 154 mph.
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That is crazy insane, I want proof.

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It's wrong according to http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/

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The highest speed ever achieved on a bicycle is 268.831 km/h (167.043 mph), by Fred Rompelberg (The Netherlands) at Bonneville Salt Flats, Utah, USA, on October 3, 1995. His record attempt was greatly assisted by the slipstream from his lead vehicle. Fred has been cycling professionally for nearly 30 years and during that time has held 11 world records.
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How in the world did he stop? And, jeez, that is just plain fast.

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Expanding on DJ's link:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...recordid=43641

Giving the snapple cap the benefit of the doubt...if you read it weirdly, it sounds like they're saying that the fastest bicycle in 1985 was 154mph.
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Giving the snapple cap the benefit of the doubt...
but why would i want to give it the benefit of the doubt? it doesn't deserve it. the drink tastes like shit and the company obviously has its facts wrong. that's enough reason for all snapple factories to be burned to the ground immediately.

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Real Fact #120: The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
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Real Fact #141: The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
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Real Fact #466: During the Boston Tea Party, 342 chests of tea were thrown into the harbor.
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Real Fact #876: Snapple lies to you on its snapple facts for its own sick amusement.

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Ok, the avatar is confusing me, I'll admit it.
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You're not alone there beebs. Now I have to look at names instead of just avatars.
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FC has it now too, so...yay.

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Real Fact #120: The only continent without native reptiles or snakes is Antarctica.
I got this friggin' fact today too and it pissed me off. With the so-called hundreds of snapple facts, what are the chances of me getting one of the same ones that gaz posted. It's going to take me years to get my masters at this rate, and frankly, I just can't drink that much snapple.

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Real Fact #135: A single coffee tree produces only about a pound of coffee beans per year.
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Real fact of the day: A pile of unscoooped up dog shit will always attract exactly 142 flies.
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Real Fact #439: Snails can sleep for up to three years.
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Real Fact #132: A crocodile cannot move its tongue.

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Real Fact #10: Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. Who the fuck spends time researching this shit?

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Banana fans.

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I won a fucking frisbee with my cap today...so there was no fact.

I was pretty pissed, as you can imagine.

The shitter of it all? I have to send the cap it to redeem my frisbee. Fuck that, I pierced the cap with a screwdriver and threw it out the window*.

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What the fuck do you need a frisbee for (other than for frisbee seppuku) when the aerobie exists in the world??? Is aerobie seppuku would not only revolutionize seppuku, but would also put an end to frisbee tyranny once and for all.

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Seppuku with the Aerobie isn't possible due to it's lifesaveresque opening.

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Real Fact #119: The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
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Real Fact #119: The hummingbird is the only bird that can fly backwards.
Fuck yeah.
It can also fly upside down if it wants to. Seriously.
The average wing speed is about 30 flaps per second, but at certain times they have been clocked at up to 200 times per second.
Now if that is not impressive to you, you should re-read what I just said.

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