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Solicitude
1. The state of being solicitous; care or concern, as for the well-being of another.
2. A cause of anxiety or concern. Often used in the plural.

a·poth·e·o·sis ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(-pth-ss, p-th-ss)
n. pl. a·poth·e·o·ses (-sz)

1. Exaltation to divine rank or stature; deification.
2. Elevation to a preeminent or transcendent position; glorification: “Many observers have tried to attribute Warhol's current apotheosis to the subversive power of artistic vision” (Michiko Kakutani).
3. An exalted or glorified example: Their leader was the apotheosis of courage.

fuck -
1.To have sexual intercourse with.
2.To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3.Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

fucked, fuck·ing, fucks

Cocklery
1. General Faldy-Ral; Common Horseplay.
Alright boys, stop your cocklery before someone gets hurt.

2. Complete and utter shit.
You're holding an anti-pirate rally? What kind of cocklery are you trying to pull...

Bragatastic
1. Beyong bragging; bragging to the point of annoyance.
2. Bragging about something that everyone knows is God-awfully not true.
Ex: "I have a twelve inch penis," said the ugly bastard.

Masterbation-v.- what I have to resort to 60% of the time.

Masturbation-v.- If you have to be pathetic, at least spell things right.

Scaremonger
scare·mon·ger *(skârmnggr, -mng-) v.

To spread frightening rumors; to alarm.

We're not scaremongering
We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
This is really happening...

Dickler Stiff Pipe

1. Subservient henchman that follows the alpha-male in an attempt to be accepted.
Alright, Jack, I'll fight you...but make damn sure that your two Dickler Stiff Pipes don't jump in.

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refuck -

1. A person of low stature who is not only retarded, or a dirty fucker, but is infact a retarded fucker.
Ex: "Learn to drive you bloody refuck!"

2. To subsequentially fuck something after a previous period of fucking.
Ex: "I did her once, but I was still horny, so I refucked her."

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pliedes - with both definitions, that was fucking hilarious

and while we're at it, so was the definition of a dickler stiff pipe

Indeed.

I'd like to point out that, although I didn't realize it at the time, the term "Dickler Stiff Pipes" was used by JohnnyRichter in a jibberish post in early November, 2002. I can only assume that is why it was in my head. The definition remains an original.

Pickle-fucked
1. adv To be screwed out of a deal.
That car dealer just pickle-fucked me into a high monthly-bill.
2. adv To get the bad end of the scenario
It figures, of all of my friends, I am the only one who is pickle-fucked into working on Christmas.
3. v To be sent to hell, without parole
Well I'll be pickle-fucked and cock-slapped if you think I'm gonna go down on that skanky-pussy.

-Ugly Bastard

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What'd'ya -

1. A dual contraction which is short for 'what do you'.
Ex: "What'd'ya want?"

2. A random grouping of letters which actually have no meaning to someone not knowing ebonics.

Asshat - An ignorant, foolish jerk who deserves to die a slow, painful death.

Ex. Those asshats at Microsoft want to put limits on what you can do with music on your computer. http://money.cnn.com/2003/01/20/tech...s.dj/index.htm

Noseria
1. To show that you did not, or would not do something, due to its high level of discustedness
Did you kiss her?
Noseria!
2. To show that you do not respect a person of high-statue, you say n because it breaks down as so: No-sir-(ia. ..."ia" being the ending sound of the word "Diahrea")
Wealthy bastard: Hey son, did you wash the car like I told you to?
Kid: Noseria

-Ugly Bastard

Haha - fucking brilliant Ugly.
This is going into my daily speech habbits like a cocklery rabbit.

Bubblieites
Small boobs.
Ex: She has a cute couple of little bubblieites, they are making me horny.


Bubblies
Medium boobs.
Ex: She has a nice round set of bubblies, they are making me horny.


Jumbobubblies
Large boobs.
Ex: She has massive jumbobubblies, they are making me horny.



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fucktool n. - Corporate whore, someone in it for the money, while gaining from whatever acts they commit, another person or group gains even more.

Ex. Hey, did you notice that almost everyone on MTV for any reason is a fucktool?

Ginormous

Occurs when gigantic meets enormous. It's bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous, so Gigantic + Enormous = Ginormous.

Sexxin
1. (One definition of this word has no meaning, you just say it to fill a sentense up more)
Where did you put my sexxin keys? (When you take out "sexxin" the sentence does not really take on a different meaning)

2. To have sex in
I had sexxin her car, but then the cops came and busted our asses. Apparantly you can't have sexxin public property.

"Sexxin" is © Ugly Bastardia Industries 2002-2003

-Ugly Bastard

Fack
Aussie, for "Fuck".
Ex: I caught that fackin' gata by the skin of my teith."

Word by Titan
Definition by Ugly Bastard
Frequent Use by Both

Scrote (derived from Scrotal)
1. Used to describe the gooey shit that builds up near the back of the tongue.
I swear, I've gotta give a blowjob just to melt my scroat away.

2. A person that is below the average level of living; One not worth shit.
He's a jew? Hot damn! That's automatic induction into the sub-phylum "scrote".

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Skanky Bitch Slut

(n.) see Lethal's Sister

Quadrafabolos
Titan.
Ex: Titan is quadrafabolos.