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Ugly Bastard · 01-11-2003, 07:56 PM

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

-Ugly Bastard

MAGICLIT · 05-06-2005, 04:05 PM

*Bump

Beautiful UB, wherever did u get that from?

Ugly Bastard · 05-06-2005, 04:17 PM

Wow. I don't remember posting that, at all.

-Ugly Bastard

Repugnant Abomination · 05-06-2005, 07:23 PM

I too would like to applaud this fine piece of literary work.

05-06-2005, 04:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	*Bump Beautiful UB, wherever did u get that from?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

01-11-2003, 07:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt. -Ugly Bastard

05-06-2005, 04:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Wow. I don't remember posting that, at all. -Ugly Bastard

05-06-2005, 07:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I too would like to applaud this fine piece of literary work.