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Old 10-07-2003, 10:34 PM   #51 (permalink)
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setting: my english classroom today, the heat is on, and it's really really hot in there

"Is that clear? As clear as it can be in 150 degrees? We can bring sand in here on Thursday and play Iraq. I get to be Al-Qaeda!" - Dr. Burnette
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Old 10-07-2003, 11:09 PM   #52 (permalink)
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"Girls are like commericals... you look at them, but you don't really pay attention to them."

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Darn Wal-mart and their good values

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two out of three. loser buys the beer

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fuck the government, no fuck the system, oh to hell with it fuck you

I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.
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"Quack."
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Old 10-10-2003, 03:03 AM   #57 (permalink)
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That is a pimp-ass avatar.

Quote of the Day 10.10.03

"So many gods, so many creeds.
So many paths that wind and wind.
While just the art of being kind,
Is all this sad world needs."

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Old 10-15-2003, 05:42 PM   #58 (permalink)
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"All the male does is produce the sperm"

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Old 10-16-2003, 02:28 PM   #59 (permalink)
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"Bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks"
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Old 10-22-2003, 02:28 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Quote of the Day 10.22.03

"Huh, so, there's a pubic hair in the microwave."

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Old 10-23-2003, 12:29 AM   #61 (permalink)
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"Dude, you know what thing I hate more than abortion? Little kids hitting me in the balls and not being able to do jack shit."

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Old 10-27-2003, 01:10 AM   #62 (permalink)
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"Oh my God that'd be even awesomer!"
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Old 10-31-2003, 01:47 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Quote of the Day: October 31, 2003
"candy candy candy candy candy!"
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Old 11-13-2003, 07:04 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Quote of the Day: November 12, 2003

From a late night anxiety/depression cure infomercial:

"I'm currently dreading a sudden attack of diarrhea."

There was also:

"What if I'm not okay? What if I start crying? What if the plane crashes?!?"

Hee.
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Old 12-09-2003, 02:11 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Quote of the Day 12.08.03

"Get a condom, a freezer baggie, a toilet-paper roll (with no paper on it), two pillows, a bed, and some lotion."

http://jackinworld.com HILARIOUS Site.

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"Reality is for people who can't handle drugs."

-A co-worker.

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"Do what you want when you want, the people who matter won't mind and the people who mind won't matter"

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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"i'd rather take advantage of the element of surprise and just kill her"
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"For long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be." -Pink Floyd

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"There are but three events in a man's life: birth, life, and death. He is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live." -Jean de la Bruyere

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Titan: W"hy are you so sporatic? Is there a reason you need to wait til Friday to ask questions? Will your brain be on hold until then?"

Schroeder: "My brain's always on hold. That's why my posts are crappy."

That was some funny shit. Definately worth a quote of the day.

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so this is more of a conversation really, i find it quite funny :]

J: "oh my gosh! oh my gosh! oh my gosh! My hand's stuck, I can't move my thumb! oh my gosh! what do i do? I have a hand cramp and I can't move my thumb! This hurts like a bitch! oh my gosh! Owwww!"

L: "something warm, you need to put something warm on it! I'll should turn on the oven and you can stick your hand in there"
J: "I need to go to the bathroom"
L: "ooh! Hot water!"
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Old 12-18-2003, 04:27 AM   #73 (permalink)
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"on a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield... that's just the opposite of a banana. Green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead', and red means 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'"

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Stab, that was seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time...
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Old 12-18-2003, 01:58 PM   #75 (permalink)
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