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Old 10-06-2009, 05:13 PM   #101 (permalink)
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that was probably the most informative video I've ever seen

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Old 10-13-2009, 11:07 AM   #102 (permalink)
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awwww cute

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Old 10-21-2009, 12:59 AM   #104 (permalink)
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Old 10-22-2009, 04:04 PM   #105 (permalink)
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.
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Old 10-22-2009, 06:44 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:49 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.

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Old 11-24-2009, 06:45 PM   #109 (permalink)
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hehe i sure do love cats

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Old 12-07-2009, 06:43 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Old 12-07-2009, 07:10 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Yes, I am clearly bored.







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Old 12-18-2009, 05:56 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Got a cat that's in heat?

Equipment:

* 1 cat in heat
* 1 Q-tip


Procedure:

* Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
* Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.
* Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.
* You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.
* That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.


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Old 12-22-2009, 09:42 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:21 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Thats from the intro to Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! right?

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Old 01-01-2010, 04:39 AM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:31 AM   #118 (permalink)
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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http://nedroid.com/2009/05/party-cat-full-series/

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I think I need a cat.


if you haven't seen the original...(which someone else posted before i think)


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